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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Kyle Hendricks a better hitter than Giancarlo Stanton.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Uh I think Realmuto might actually be out.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
this should be the third out but i would accept a call of safe as a makeup for the other challenge

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That's really close but I think he's out

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
never in doubt

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I have a feeling we're gonna need these extra runs with Yelich/Stanton/Ozuna up against Hendricks in the 6th inning.

Alternatively, Hendricks says gently caress you and your ER and continues his scoreless streak at Wrigley.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Marlins definitely got hosed by at least one of those replay calls

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Shoulda started Ichiro in right

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Lol bum Wood would have caught that.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Yet another catch an actual outfielder can't make that Travis Wood could have made.

Nice sac fly, Javy. I thought that was a gapper tbh.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs scored in the sixth, so Poque and I get free Buona Beef! :circlefap:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oh hello, Insanely Dominant Stroman, please stick around this time, please.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Give me infinite beef in my body

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
Stroman has 13 Ks in this game, and we're going to lose. Sigh.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs scored in the sixth, so Poque and I get free Buona Beef! :circlefap:

I work near a Buona beef and there is a giant standup of Rizzo holding a beef sandwich that I've been meaning to steal.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Poque posted:

gently caress you don mattingly for starting these AAAA scrubs in the outfield instead of Hero Ichiro

like who the gently caress is Giancarlo Stanton anyway

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo can Heyward actually hit now?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Is Stanton usually this bad at defense?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Sydin posted:

Holy poo poo can Heyward actually hit now?

Lets not get ahead of ourselves now....

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Sydin posted:

Holy poo poo can Heyward actually hit now?

I approve of this development.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Is Stanton usually this bad at defense?

I don't think he has ever been particularly good, he's a human shaped muscle that can only launch baseballs into orbit at the speed of light.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Heyward: Coach I just can't get any hits please help.
Coach: Well you've been hitting nothing but line drives into gloves and GB's. Have you tried elevating the ball?
Heyward: *snaps fingers* That's it!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs scored in the sixth, so Poque and I get free Buona Beef! :circlefap:

but then you have to go to buona beef and not portillos so you dont get a chocolate cake shake

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

Heyward: Coach I just can't get any hits please help.
Coach: Well you've been hitting nothing but line drives into gloves and GB's. Have you tried elevating the ball?
Heyward: *snaps fingers* That's it!

If by elevating you mean hitting line drives not directly at someone. His hits are still on average about 4 feet high.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Ichiro on deck :siren:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I shouldn't be hoping for Ichiro to get a hit with a runner on, but I am.

e. On the other hand that Bryant catch :swoon:

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
gently caress off Bryant

wait hmm

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hahahaha Bryant robbed Ichiro's 2999th hit

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Kris Bryant hates all that is good and right in this world.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Kris is a huge Pete Rose fan.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Heroic Patriot Kris Bryant robs the usurper Ichiro Suzuki

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Popete posted:

Kris is a huge Pete Rose fan.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I feel like the MLB "office" on challenges is like the banker in deal or no deal.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh wow, he looks out.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Mr. McGibblets posted:

I feel like the MLB "office" on challenges is like the banker in deal or no deal.

It's a giant Plinko machine with alternating safe and out slots

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cool pace of play.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I love how all the players are gathered on the field watching the video board to see if he's safe or out.

7-pitch inning for Kyle

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
NY absolutely hates the Fish for some reason.

7 scoreless for Hendricks, no big deal :smugdog:

e. Awww they've got the organist singing TMOttBG :unsmith:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
joe: hey kyle the bullpen needs a break can you eat some innings

kyle: yeah np i gotcha

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I feel like the last time we needed innings eaten Kyle was there for us too

Kyle is the best

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