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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 18 - All Around Me, Unfamiliar Faces
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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

 Kyle Hendricks is my hero.

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
gently caress, what an incredible catch

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Assuming Hendricks is done for the day, that drops his ERA to 2.26. Cubs 5th starter, ladies and gentlemen.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Sydin posted:

Assuming Hendricks is done for the day, that drops his ERA to 2.26. Cubs 5th starter, ladies and gentlemen.

He's batting :allears:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Or I guess we're leaving Kyle in! Sure why not.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


:keke:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Sydin posted:

Or I guess we're leaving Kyle in! Sure why not.

95 pitches, owning, 6 pack abs, big brain

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

95 pitches, owning, 6 pack abs, big brain

More hits than Stanton.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

95 pitches, owning, 6 pack abs, big brain

I wasn't being sarcastic, I'm all for leaving Kyle in. Dude is coasting and I'd wager he can grab another three outs.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I unironically loving love Kyle Hendricks and how his entire success is massive gently caress you to scouts who said he was barely fifth starter material.

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AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
 MARTIN!

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Russ!!! I was literally just thinking up a tweet to mock you!!

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WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Russell!! :canada:

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
RUSSELL MARTIN JUST LAUNCHED AN INNOCENT BASEBALL INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT

Edit: 110 mph 444 feet

shadok fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Aug 2, 2016

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Thank you Martin

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Thank you Martin

This.

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b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
This whole Will Harris as a closer thing isn't nearly as cool as Will Harris as an awesome setup guy.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Soon my phone will learn to put Hendricks after Kyle instead of Schwarber

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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012
lol Astros

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Sydin posted:

I unironically loving love Kyle Hendricks and how his entire success is massive gently caress you to scouts who said he was barely fifth starter material.

Yeah, I've loved him ever since I got to watch him work regularly.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
i know he can probably finish it but please dont send kyle out there on 108 pitches

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo a homer away from the cycle.

Also no one is warming up in the pen, so it looks like Kyle's gonna stay in.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Stroman won't take a loss in his best start all year :toot:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
So disappointed that Russell took Shoop out of the walk-up song rotation :(

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Maybe Jay Bruce will last about as long in a Mets uniform as Mike Piazza lasted in a Marlins uniform.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Kyle out for the ninth :chanpop:

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

 I believe in you, Kyle

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Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Poque posted:

Kyle out for the ninth :chanpop:

Kyle taking one for the team, maybe he can coach Arrieta in his jedi ways.

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


 I turned on the Jays game just in time to see MUSCLE MARTIN send a baseball to Mars, A+

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

 That walk has to be it for Hendricks, he's at, what, 117 pitches?

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
CLASS DISMISSED :boom:

Cubs Win! :toot:

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIfEX7CA8X8

Take a bow, Kyle

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cubs win! Hendricks is for real.

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

 Cubs win! :krakentoot:

Excellent class, prof.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Hendricks loving owns.

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WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

The Berzerker posted:

I turned on the Jays game just in time to see MUSCLE MARTIN send a baseball to Mars, A+

https://mobile.twitter.com/SteaminHemond/status/760304383464771585

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Poque posted:

Hendricks loving owns.

And he gives a good interview, too

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Go Cubs Go :sax:

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Hendricks is 8-1 with a 1.19 ERA at Wrigley :chanpop:

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AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
 "Just a reminder for you Jays fans, tomorrow we get started with Dickey on the mound."

Thanks for preemptively warning me to grab a bottle.

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