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TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Chris Jericho gently stopping Charlotte so she didn't interrupt Sasha and Enzo's pop is the reason why I wish he was around year-round. WWE needs more guys that get that part of psychology.

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

For real though, where the gently caress is all this going

Mixed tag obv

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

enzo can't do his patented shuffle when he isn't coked up enough

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I think they may have boned.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
"When I hear you talk, time passes like a kidney stone"

Anewbiz
Jul 22, 2009

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
PSP Wrestling, Episode 1.

Segment 1:

**Pyro and Ballyhoo**

Yea ok and Nut Bunnies welcome us to the show and announce our main event: Jerusalem vs. Rovert for the PSP Heavyweight Championship.

**"Neva Scared" plays and SamuraiFoochs's comes out. Crowd starts chanting "Sa-mur-ai"**

Foochs: "Ya knowwww, it seems like only yesterday that I lost the PSP United States Junior Super J Cup Championship. That was a bitter pill to swallow getting beat by MassRafter. But this coming Sunday at FYADerslam, I have a rematch. and that rematch is a 60 minute iron man match. And MassRafter, I'll have you know, when me and you step in the ring, it's gonna be an even bigger blowout than HBK vs. Bret at Mania 12!"

**"Everything You Know Is Wrong" plays and out comes MassRafter to thunderous boos**

Rafter: "Myooooo, you don't know what you're talking about. Bret vs. HBK had a low buyrate and backstage reaction was lukewarm at best. Just like you'll be at FYADerslam, when I beat you and retain my PSP United States Junior Super J Cup Championship. MyooooOOOooOoooooo."

**"Hammer Smashed Face" plays and PSP General Manager RacistGuidingLight comes out to the biggest pop ever.**

RacistGuidingLight: "You're both gay. We're gonna have a tag match between you two later tonight. You'll both have mystery partners. Whatever I don't care."

Yea ok and Nut Bunnies hype up the match.

**Cut to commercial.**

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
hip hop hobbit

holy poo poo RAM owns now

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I have no idea what any of this means, but I loving LOVE IT

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Goddamnit my stream died. RIP awesome opening segment.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I enjoy Charlotte's jubilation at Jericho's burns

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
guy in front of me has just been shouting FACK YOO JERICHO over and over again

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Soothing Vapors posted:

Jericho as Big Cass was the greatest 3 seconds of my life

Yeah, this was gold.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yesssssss

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

IT was a good movie. I mean, Tim Curry...

bartok
May 10, 2006



Been awhile since we had a mixed tag team match.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

atlanta is indeed poo poo

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Brock Lesnar posted:

enzo is impotent

But...but he's a bonifed stud?!?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I am loving DYING LMAO

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jericho is Bon Jovi holy poo poo lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

enzo is right

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It feels weird that they had two guys come out and take over the women's promo but this is fun so whateverrrr

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This is my favorite segment.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
charlotte's outfit is on point

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
God this is amazing :allears:

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Fenrir posted:

This segment is loving incredible.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

**"Everything You Know Is Wrong" plays and out comes MassRafter

Haha

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Mick's head has *~THE GLOW~*

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm glad that Chris Jericho has chosen to become the wrestling representation for my own bad choice in facial hair.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Nice leopard print

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Atlanta should be chanting "Cactus!"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who let the bum in? Somebody give him some change to make him leave.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Mother of God, that shirt

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Holy poo poo Foley's shirt.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



That loving leopard print

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Jericho is taking a Banks Statement by the end of the night.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

kidcoelacanth posted:

It feels weird that they had two guys come out and take over the women's promo but this is fun so whateverrrr

Being as Sasha and Charlotte are still a little, let's say tentative, on the mic, I'm okay with camouflaging their weaknesses for the moment

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Hahahaha Enzo dancing at being foleys brother is amazing.

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Jericho is taking a Banks Statement by the end of the night.

It's gonna own.

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