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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anyone got a good source for flat earth theories? no zionist propoganda please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBvRxO9W0M

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
"Comments are disabled for this video." Imagine that.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Friginator posted:

"Comments are disabled for this video." Imagine that.

he is a brave, open-minded man fighting for truth in a flat world of lies

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I love all that flat earth dome poo poo.

Imagine how much energy and thought has gone into the pseudo-science trying to disprove actual science.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Just walk right out your front door!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
it's flat. lol at the idea of a spherical world. how would that even work.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Germstore posted:

it's flat. lol at the idea of a spherical world. how would that even work.

Right? How would we even pee?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the earth is a flat disc, much like your mothers face

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I keep seeing those videos or Twitter pictures where they show a picture of a far-off landmark and claim that it shouldn't be visible if the Earth is round.

I know there's some sort of science there that I'm uneducated in, like bending light waves or something, but I'm not sure. How do those work?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Read this as "fat Earth" at first. Would've been a superior thread idea imho

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

criscodisco posted:

I keep seeing those videos or Twitter pictures where they show a picture of a far-off landmark and claim that it shouldn't be visible if the Earth is round.

I know there's some sort of science there that I'm uneducated in, like bending light waves or something, but I'm not sure. How do those work?

Your brain can't process all the information so it filters out objects that are further away.

Also ships don't actually disappear behind the horizon when they sail out to sea, that's an optical illusion as well.

As for satellites orbiting the Earth? That's just a complete lie. Scientists made it up. :tinfoil:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
If the earth was round every direction would be downhill and that's just nonsense.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
mods knew

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

JiveHonky posted:

anyone got a good source for flat earth theories?


They have a wiki

https://wiki.tfes.org/The_Flat_Earth_Wiki

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the sun is actually small and about a thousand feet off the ground

antarctica is actually the barrier around the edge which is why they won't let you fly over it

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Why day here but night in russia?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Edgar posted:

Why day here but night in russia?

spotlight sun

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I want to see what's on the other side of the hypothetical flat earth. And how has nobody ever gone off the edge? And why is it night some places but day in others if the sun is above everything at once?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Friginator posted:

I want to see what's on the other side of the hypothetical flat earth. And how has nobody ever gone off the edge? And why is it night some places but day in others if the sun is above everything at once?



there is no other side. that's just silly.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Then how does the sun go past the horizon?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if the earth is round how do you explain eskimo kisses?


check & mate

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the earth is shaped like a bitch

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
galileo was an evil lizard the CHURCH KNEW but the illuminati kings prevailed in the end and the victors write the histories bro

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dont forget to send us your best illuminati/flat earth fan art and you could be featured in our next video

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Love this Album.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Edgar posted:

Why day here but night in russia?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's really just an austrial real estate scam

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

antarctica is actually the barrier around the edge which is why they won't let you fly over it

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

Why day here but night in russia?

lol have you seen the russia thread that poo poo's not even a real place

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I hear that eclipses are when a dragon eats the sun.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Lord Stephen Christ on youtube

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eclipses are side effects of the chem trails

there's weren't any "eclipses" back in roman times bro

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

eclipses are side effects of the chem trails

there's weren't any "eclipses" back in roman times bro

:monocle:

I'm learning so much truth!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Friginator posted:

Then how does the sun go past the horizon?

Pffft, it doesnt go past the horizon. That's just a trick of perspective and the limitations of human eyesight.

You can prove it with this simple experiment you can perform in your own home!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7K6r6zZLs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I like my women, like I like my Earth.

Flat :grin:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I recently got linked to 'Before it's news' for some random reason (just some bullshit, not like, anything serious). And ran across several of these articles there, VERY recently posted. This was something I just assumed died several decades ago along with the 'mainstream' ufo poo poo. But no. People out there are VERY serious about this, and it just kinda blew my mind. Like even more serious than the 'contrails are mind control' people.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol

because we all know light just stops at a certain point when shining on a flat disk

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I find your case for a flat earth flat, much like your brain and personality.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Also how do they explain the change in seasons?

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
looks flat to me

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