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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
41 year old Dutch man flew to meet a Chinese woman he meet via a dating app only two months prior but ended up staying in the airport for ten days when she didn't show - before being taken to hospital with exhaustion.

Apparently some local news channel got hold of the mystery lady and she said she thought it was a joke, he booked the flights without consulting her and she was busy getting plastic surgery when he came anyway.

Is this more pathetic than the printer goon? Discuss.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36950013

Bacon Terrorist fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Aug 2, 2016

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Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
sorry for your luck

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
loving commies

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I bet it cost a lot to check in a printer as luggage.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Bacon Terrorist posted:

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:catstare:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
That's what I call thirsty.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What subforum does he post at?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Kurtofan posted:

That's what I call thirsty.

:golfclap:

Must be another R/elationships deal.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Colonel Cancer posted:

What subforum does he post at?



I'm going with tcc

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I've heard about girls coming last but this is getting ridiculous.

Lord Dangleberry
Mar 29, 2007

um jist...ecstaticly happy

Kurtofan posted:



I'm going with tcc

Steve Buscemi has hit a new low.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
:cripes:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Kurtofan posted:



I'm going with tcc

That's a GBS man, no doubt about it.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


waitwhatno posted:

That's a GBS man, no doubt about it.

it's actually the OP trying to get out in front of the story

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Kurtofan posted:



I'm going with tcc

Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
"I'm here to get my sea legs."
But you ain't got no legs, lieutenant Dan....

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

Zzulu posted:

loving commies

Not for this man

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Dutch make the best ovens

cnut
May 3, 2016

I thought the Dutch were smarter than this.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
Sad!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

That's what I call thirsty.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kurtofan posted:



I'm going with tcc
Steve Buscellillia

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wicker Man posted:

Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
"I'm here to get my sea legs."
But you ain't got no legs, lieutenant Dan....

Thank you for this

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
That is serious discipline honestly. Wish I could find a partner like that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kurtofan posted:

That's what I call thirsty.

Dude looks downright dehydrated.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
How can you find anyone at any asian airport? Those places are mad houses usually because of the drat hordes of 50-100 chinese people in matching travel agency jackets with giant flags with their colors on their backs. Fuckin' lol if your airports are so lovely you have to wear team uniforms.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

a dog from hell posted:

That is serious discipline honestly. Wish I could find a partner like that.

Hello there big boy :bigtran:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dave_Indeed posted:

How can you find anyone at any asian airport? Those places are mad houses usually because of the drat hordes of 50-100 chinese people in matching travel agency jackets with giant flags with their colors on their backs. Fuckin' lol if your airports are so lovely you have to wear team uniforms.
White people airlines are like thiiis... and Asian people airlines are like thiiiis!!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
those feels when you fly to china to seduce your future waifu, and America beat you to her

uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!
"Ms Zhang reportedly said she would be keen to meet him after her recovery, saying she was still interested in maintaining their relationship."

Joke's on you fuckers, he IS IN.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

uXs posted:

Joke's on you fuckers, he IS IN.

...the friendzone

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kurtofan posted:



I'm going with tcc

Joe Dirt 3 looking good

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Lmao at that pic.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I would agree OP that it is more pathetic. however, printer goon is ours and we will forever cherish him.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Sorry I'm a phone posting pooping pleb, fixed now :ohdear:

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

opus111 posted:

Lmao at that pic.

and also everything about this. what a dumb oval office ey

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Weird, you'd think a Communist would go Dutch.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
the dutch are degenerate

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
man I bet he's embarrassed now!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Well, at least he tried.

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Did the dutch start abducting our hillbilly methheads?

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