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and your mom forgot to give you your morning cleanse. What do you do to get out of this messy situation?
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identify as female
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Aug 2, 2016 18:44
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Parallax Scroll posted:identify as female If you have a dick you're getting inspected, girl or boy...
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Carmant posted:If you have a dick you're getting inspected, girl or boy... Ha ha the us is hosed up. In high school you have to have your penis inspected by a grown man, and then later it becomes totally normal for you and everyone else to open carry fully automatic assault rifles when you go grocery shopping.
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Aug 2, 2016 18:49
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I'm good, I'm the inspector.
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Minimalist Program posted:Ha ha the us is hosed up. In high school you have to have your penis inspected by a grown man, and then later it becomes totally normal for you and everyone else to open carry fully automatic assault rifles when you go grocery shopping. I had my penis inspected by an attractive female middle aged doctor, but ymmv 
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edge a bunch beforehand so the second they touch my engorged dil it just spews cum everywhere
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Minimalist Program posted:Ha ha the us is hosed up. In high school you have to have your penis inspected by a grown man, and then later it becomes totally normal for you and everyone else to open carry fully automatic assault rifles when you go grocery shopping. is your ability to own the assault rifle in any way dependent on the results of your penis inspection?
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Moridin920 posted:edge a bunch beforehand so the second they touch my engorged dil it just spews cum everywhere Pro dick-check tips itt
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Aug 2, 2016 19:09
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OP didn't the police warn you not to do this anymore?
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Aug 2, 2016 19:10
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My mom never forgets tho
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Aug 2, 2016 19:12
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pull the fire alarm here's the trick: i actually light the building on fire 
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Aug 2, 2016 19:15
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Darth123123 posted:My mom never forgets tho Not all of us have good mothers
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Carmant posted:Not all of us have good mothers jus get a better mom from the mom store then
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Ugh I hated penis inspection day. Ima grower so I'd have to like jack a little bit through my pocket right before inspection so my peen was at a respectable size so the doctors didn't make fun of me, or worse. You ever see one of your best buddies culled for inadequate cock? That kind of thing stays with you. Jeremy 
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Aug 2, 2016 19:28
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The "ever burned your cock" thread has all the answers, op.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:28
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Passed w/ flying colors. 
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Aug 2, 2016 19:28
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I never had my penis inspected in school, did y'all really have to get your dick looked at in high school
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Aug 2, 2016 19:29
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i call mine "snake pissken "
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setafd posted:I never had my penis inspected in school, did y'all really have to get your dick looked at in high school Well yeah, where are you from? Maybe it's a regional thing?
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Aug 2, 2016 19:33
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setafd posted:I never had my penis inspected in school, did y'all really have to get your dick looked at in high school Haha how'd you know your dick was okay if you didn't get it checked out
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Peebla posted:Haha how'd you know your dick was okay if you didn't get it checked out What the gently caress haha sorry you guys went to high school in Jerry Sandusky basement I guess
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Aug 2, 2016 19:38
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I had to get checked for a hernia before joining any school sports teams, but that was hardly a full dick inspection
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Aug 2, 2016 19:39
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JakeP posted:I had to get checked for a hernia before joining any school sports teams, but that was hardly a full dick inspection I'm convinced that these tests are not real and just an excuse for the doctor to indulge whatever fetish they have. one I had was a guy who played with my balls and another was a woman who molested my feet. it makes no sense
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Aug 2, 2016 19:45
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You guys had actual doctors come in and do it? At my school they just had the male gym teachers do it. Was that technically against the law then?
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Aug 2, 2016 20:58
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Let's all post pictures of our weiners here and compare them to see if our weiners are healthy.
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Minimalist Program posted:Let's all post pictures of our weiners here and compare them to see if our weiners are healthy.
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Aug 2, 2016 21:10
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Someone else go first
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Aug 2, 2016 21:11
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I didn't go to a Catholic school, so this is a non issue.
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Personally, I never really understood the purpose of the "taste test" portion of the inspection.
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Blue Train posted:I'm convinced that these tests are not real and just an excuse for the doctor to indulge whatever fetish they have. one I had was a guy who played with my balls and another was a woman who molested my feet. it makes no sense I know right. Surely modern medicine should have come up with a more advanced way to check for sour penis syndrome by now.
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PSA if you are uncircumsized make sure you run to the bathroom and clean in the folds first bc when you drop trou and the dick cheese smell hits you'll be a laughingstock for the rest of the year
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Carmant posted:Someone else go first I'll go first once I get my canon to sync with my windows photo software.
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Cnut the Great posted:You guys had actual doctors come in and do it? At my school they just had the male gym teachers do it. Was that technically against the law then? not if they passed the required health classes, I guess? It's like a 3 hours long class with a piss easy written test at the end, and you get all the free coffee you want, I don't see why you wouldn't want to get penis inspection capable certification, especially since it's great to have on your resume. Also to answer your question OP I'd just wash it in the restroom with some water and soap, real quick like, might even give it a few tugs so it looks even bigger for the test right after, at least that's an easy passing grade.
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We always combined it with that weird scoliosis check. Is your back straight? Is your dick good? lol if your school district didn't get young nursing school students to check your dicks.
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The penis passed but I had some poo poo on my balls so now I gotta see Mr. Martin after school. It's probably going to end up with more detention...
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I don't know why it's called penis inspection day now. You have to inspect the gym teacher's balls too. Not sure why he needs so many inspections though
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Aug 2, 2016 21:20
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Bring you're mother as a fluffer op. 
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I never had a penis inspection, but my gym teacher had an office inside the locker room, and he'd set up a camcorder and record the lockers and shower. I guess he was just going a visual inspection in his off hours? All jokes aside, he really did that. Looking back on it, it's pretty weird, but at the time it just seemed like he was making sure we didn't act up. Another time someone in class pantsed him, because he just wore those 70's style gym shorts. He started yelling at us but never pulled his pants up so his weener just hung out for a good 5 minutes.
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