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They Never have done penis inspections in schools. Outside of penn state.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 21:35 |
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My middle school gym teacher was arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer. The really messed up part was that on the local news article online a bunch of the current crop of middle school kids were defending him in the comments
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 21:52 |
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criscodisco posted:Another time someone in class pantsed him, because he just wore those 70's style gym shorts. He started yelling at us but never pulled his pants up so his weener just hung out for a good 5 minutes. pretty baller not gonna lie
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 21:57 |
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criscodisco posted:I never had a penis inspection, but my gym teacher had an office inside the locker room, and he'd set up a camcorder and record the lockers and shower.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:00 |
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Yeah he was a good guy like that.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:02 |
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careful Chris
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:02 |
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I'd hurriedly slather my junk in bathroom hand soap during a break just before the inspection (for maximum cleanliness, of course) then call in a sick day once the flaming pee-hole sets in.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:06 |
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just carry around a watermelon scented thing of that hand sanitizer everyone with OCD has all the time watermelon smells clean always
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:09 |
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Inspect this, idiot *whips out donger* hahah... oh wait
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:09 |
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#dicksoutforharambe
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:11 |
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I remember on penis inspection day freshman year the gym teacher took pictures of all our penises after he inspected them. He said it was a part of the new federal school fitness program and that it was endorsed by Arnold Schwarzenegger and President Bill Clinton. He told me I should be a professional penis model and that he knew some names in the industry but I told him I was too shy. Despite my shyness, I feel pretty proud knowing that pictures of my penis exist in the records of both Arnold and Bill.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:25 |
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Bill Clinton endorsing penis inspections of young school kids? checks out imo prolly on that lolita express with those pics
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:27 |
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Penis modeling is usually a scam by weird shadow companies. They make you pay like 900$ to take your headshots
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:30 |
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Dang, I've been giving out headshots like a fool.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:35 |
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In my school they did bum check instead.
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 22:40 |
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thats a bad word im tellin
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# ? Aug 2, 2016 23:30 |
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hey dude uh, a yobber got probated for this image homie
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:42 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:careful Chris this yobber right here
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:42 |
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they had a single day for it and not once a week at your school?
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:47 |
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dog buttz posted:they had a single day for it and not once a week at your school? It was normally once a semester but they made it once a week for eight weeks one time after this Mormon senior chick got pregnant.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:48 |
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*gets inspected once, tapes on a fake mustache and scampers to the end of the line*
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:50 |
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Fuckin weirdo
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:52 |
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Moridin920 posted:edge a bunch beforehand so the second they touch my engorged dil it just spews cum everywhere
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 00:59 |
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Yowza.... Penis inspector? I hardly know 'er!
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:05 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:hey dude uh, a yobber got probated for this image homie how dare you, I post freely except in fyad
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:13 |
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All you gotta do is let juffo wup fill your fibers.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:40 |
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lol if you didn't take ap penis inspection
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:43 |
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yell 'RAPE' but more like a battlecry than a defense mechanism
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:46 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:is your ability to own the assault rifle in any way dependent on the results of your penis inspection? yea if u have a tiny dingding you can only buy like glocks and other pussy rear end guns to qualify for an AR-15 you gotta be girthy as heck
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:47 |
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We had to include our best penis tricks. I always would pretend i couldn't see and ask if the inspector could read my watch. Which was just my penis draped across my wrist.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 01:57 |
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The_end posted:We had to include our best penis tricks. I always would pretend i couldn't see and ask if the inspector could read my watch. Which was just my penis draped across my wrist. https://youtu.be/p68JOF9G2PI
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:06 |
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The_end posted:We had to include our best penis tricks. I always would pretend i couldn't see and ask if the inspector could read my watch. Which was just my penis draped across my wrist. I did a wicked grind down my penis with one of those Tech Decks.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 02:11 |
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the word "inspection" begins with an anagram of "penis" lmao
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:08 |
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we would have our inspections the same day we had to get our immunization shots, which seemed really wrong to me somehow even back then? I guess it was good to get it all out of the way at once but goddamn didn't look forward to that day.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:29 |
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*shoots mom the angriest scowl when I get home and immediately run upstairs and slam the door to my room*
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:37 |
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the worst part is when they would comb your pubes for group pictures. my schwartz would always get all twisted in hair.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:40 |
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Praxis Prion posted:the worst part is when they would comb your pubes for group pictures. my schwartz would always get all twisted in hair. Only the wide tooth comb works dammit.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:49 |
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Whaddaya mean you're not supposed to inspect penis with ur butt?!?!
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 03:58 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:20 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:38 |
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"Dammit! It's penis inspection day and I left my penis at home again!"
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:23 |