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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
hoisted by my own retard


Yolomon Wayne posted:

hoisted by his own retard?


ehh, it just doesn't work

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Moistened by Captain Picard?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
'come on, man, it's the 90s' when someone says something backwards or un PC. Sort of a retro TYOOL 2016 but funny because the 90s we're almost 20 years ago.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Maybe it's just out of fashion but I haven't heard the phrase, "I love you, son" in ages!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Mordja posted:

Maybe it's just out of fashion but I haven't heard the phrase, "I love you, son" in ages!

maybe if u hadn't killed you're famil?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Mordja posted:

Maybe it's just out of fashion but I haven't heard the phrase, "I love you, son" in ages!

i think you need to be dead + gay first?

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

psychokitty posted:

i think you need to be dead + gay first?

Hmmm, well I've got one of those down pat.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Imo the phrase "what in the Sam Hill?" should also make a comeback.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Mordja posted:

Hmmm, well I've got one of those down pat.

:rip:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Mordja posted:

Imo the phrase "what in the Sam Hill?" should also make a comeback.

:smugdroid: that is not the phrase you are looking for

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

has anyone said hoisted by his own retard yet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Could you BE any more X???

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Don Tacorleone posted:

Could you BE any more X???

shut up chandler

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Back for the first time

Off the heezy

It's morphin time

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

oldpainless posted:

Back for the first time

Off the heezy

It's morphin time

Eat my shorts!

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Ah, rats!

Basically I want more people to say 'rats' and not just when spotting a literal rat.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Cheque, please!

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Docter, Docter, gimme the news

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

What the dealio

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
The South Will Rise Again

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Vastarien posted:

The South Will Rise Again

The Union Forever

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



darkhand posted:

Docter, Docter, gimme the news

I got a bad case of the runny poops

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
No taxation without slavery

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
"Get some stanky on my hang-down*." So elegant and succinct.








*Hang-low is also acceptable

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
We need to come together.

This has been out of vogue for at least 17 minutes, when it was last used to summarize the solution for...well, some random unsolvable longstanding problem that I've now completely forgotten about, which is why I anxiously await its return.

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
:wom:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

psychokitty posted:

shut up chandler

Could you BE any more negative???

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Don't call it a comeback needs to make a comeback, but when it does, don't call don't call it a comeback's comeback a comeback.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a bridge too far

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Socket to me

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
My name aint dick so keep it out your mouth

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
One of my coaches enjoyed saying

Fastest retard at the special olympics

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Waroduce posted:

One of my coaches enjoyed saying

Fastest retard at the special olympics

Good luck with that

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
How about "it's a cinch" I haven't heard that in maybe 20 years.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
President Clinton

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Bogus! Heinous! Most non-triumphant!

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I wouldn't poo poo you, you're my favorite turd.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CannedMacabre posted:

I wouldn't poo poo you, you're my favorite turd.

Heard this one before.

:lol:

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Don Tacorleone posted:

Could you BE any more negative???

yes

i mean no

wait :cripes:

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