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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
hello and welcome to the first edition of the peramene loveparty meme

each whenever i feel like it, join me as i blatantly ignore jon joe's advice to me for a special public confessional in which i share positive and encouraging notes about everybody playing

Kashuno - I had the opportunity to meet Kashuno on a more personal basis after my sudden (yet very timely) ousting in popcon2, the poor dear struggled to maintain a dead doc despite me being the only person trying to enjoy being dead. Kashuno gave up on the dead doc around the time he gave up on life trying to host popcon2, which is understandable, because hosting a social game is the quickest way to realize all people are fundamentally bad. I'm really excited to get to know Kashuno better.

Meinberg - What summer's sorrow finds is oft the lengthy diatribe of a man, adorned in the traditional accouterments of American nobility and American grace, traditionally ungraceful, spiritually empty perhaps, but in the days that follow one may discover their is value yet in the words themselves, scattered about like glitter from a professional dancer's misplaced performance undergarment. Meinberg is such a glitzy gammer, full of the vim and vigor of two generations ago, except presumably significantly less racist, one hopes, and significantly less sexist, one theorizes, but one recognizes how these things tend to go. Such an individual is a rare complement to any social game, and is guaranteed to enrich the entire gathering or at the very least not poo poo the tub.

Quidnose - I have not yet had the opportunity to meet quidnose, but I am looking forward to a good post-challenge meet and/or greet. Who quids the quidnose? ......nobody.........knows? oh my god I'm becoming PBS.

JakeP - I did not understand JakeP when we played survivor together, I did not get to interact with him very much and I did not understand his tactics. He seems to take social games the exact opposite way I do. My current operating theory is that JakeP is a living shitpost, born from the darkest corners of the internet, come to our hallowed halls to wreak havoc upon lesser mortals and just generally give the rest of us a right good chuckle. It took me a while to appreciate his sense of humor but I think I'm starting to get it. His strategy this time is a solid "I will take second place," but do not count the future HamiltonP out just yet - he will surprise us all, y'know, someday.

Deadbeat Dad - I haven't met Deadbeat Dad yet either!! I don't even know Deadbeat Dad. It is super rare for my vast pre-Survivor research to have not turned up something of some kind on somebody, and now here in the Big Brother Discord I am super shocked. Let's hang out after the challenge. are you really a dad??? who knows

Murmur Twin - MMT had nice things to say about me very early in our relationship and has generally been a total sweetheart even when not expecting to be noticed being a total sweetheart, and yet, lurking in the depths, I suspect there is more to MMT than an undying sweetheart hellbent on being complimentary... I'm trying to make a twin joke and it isn't working out too well. Regardless MMT and I haven't jammed our skulls together yet but rest assured we will jam. We will all jam.

Retro Futurist - ah, Retro Futurist, you... had better show up to the challenge tomorrow <3 I miss your old avatar, this one is clever I grant you but your old one was so cute.

Jimson The Betrayer - Jimson is a really cool guy who got a bad rap after things blew up in his hands in Popcon2. Listen, I know you all know this, I certainly know this, but things... they just blow up. They blow up all the time. They simply explode. And then you are left sitting there thinking to yourself, what the gently caress was I thinking?? But in no time at all you have pulled your panties back up, left the room, and made up your mind never to speak to that particular gentleman ever again. Where was I? Ah, excuse me. Jimson and I share a penchant for Weird Stuff and Sex Toys, and I'm looking forward to making lots of jokes about shibari bondage should we go head to head in an endurance challenge.

Dr. Hurt - The most I know of Dr. Hurt is all public persona and bravado. Just look at that snarky avatar. Just look at that hat. Just look at the implicit threat and Wrestling-esque callout. Hurt is hilarious and I'm very excited to get to know him better, but we haven't jammed yet. We'll jam. There will be much jamming.

curiousCat - There are so many wonderful things to say about Cat, but honestly, I shouldn't, because she's already quite convinced I'm in love with her. And honestly, who isn't? Who can resist ears like that?? She has been a true friend in the wake of the horrifying personal awakening that was awful survivor 2, and at times I wonder quite seriously what in the goddamn hell she is doing still talking to me??? But I am always smiling when we talk and I am so looking forward to playing another social game with her.

flerp - After playing mafia with flerp, I am so excited to hang out and get to know flerp. I know so little about flerp compared to everyone else here, even the other folks I haven't jammed with yet. That's exciting in its own way, right, because every unmet motherfucker who call themself a goon is a potential friend. ...A potend. Yes. anyway flerp lets hang out

Propaganda Machine - PMach is the sort of person who is nice to you even when you are a literal sociopath, raving lunatic, nightmare supervillain come to destroy lives and bleed a community dry.

JOHN CENA - I first met forums user JOHN CENA trying to convince a bunch of goons that I was one of them (when I wasn't) and remember fondly that time I tried to convince a bunch of the same people that I was secretly him (when I wasn't). It was very good times. Cena is very much into wrestling, and very much into games, and very much into brainwork, and very much into soda. I too love most of these things. I am very intimidated sometimes because he is very confident and he speaks with a lot of gusto, which I assume you all can see where I'm going with this, forums user John Cena's kayfabe is so good he's basically a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

this has been the first episode of the peramene loveparty meme, anybody interested in a showmance knows where I'm sleeping - or not sleeping, as the case tends to be. good luck at the challenge to everyone and let's have a lot of fun together

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

wash your hands

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
CHALLENGE HYPE

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
can we just shoot the poo poo in thread or should we stay on topic and shutup unless we have questions pertaining to the challenge like this one

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

JakeP posted:

hachi machi

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Kashuno posted:

oh nvm we don't submit more lists it looks like?

this is just HOH by alternative vote with a tiebreaker mechanic

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

ROUND TWO

flerp has 1 vote
Peramene has 2 votes

OH COME ON

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

elimianted.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3jE3B8HsE

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

flerp posted:

actually im in it somehow???

hubris before the fall

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I just wanted in the cool hoh room :(

whomever wins please take me and jimson so we can talk about sex toys

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

ROUND ELEVEN

JOHN CENA has 1 vote

Quidnose has 2 votes and has been eliminated!

Now we'll count the votes from the original list and find who is the new HOH between Propaganda Machine and JOHN CENA!

what a fascinating final two

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
oh my god

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f25oHIwdysE

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
At last, after all we've been through together, it has come down to the final three... people RNG-selected to participate in the challenge... and who am I up against? None other than the dastardly alliance of modifier-noun named individuals... truly a harrowing test of skill awaits me

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
quit the challenge let pera win 2016

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
You know why you can't take challenges Jimson? Because you're useless to challenge. You dance, sing, grab balls, dive into water, recite poetry, whatever the challenge might demand entirely based on how many words people use and if their phone is 'really' dying or if they're trying to 'buy time'. I adore you on a personal level and if I could retroactively go back and join every game you ever played in

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Murmur Twin posted:

I am here! Am I missing anything?

The fun is about to begin

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
no questions
only tears

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2vLAHasZ0

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTWjtnKv4vE

FLASHBACK TO THE JIGSAW PUZZLE FROM AWFUL SURVIVOR: GAMES
Bruce - peramene
Dr. Wayne - CuriousCat
Alfred - ChicTrombone

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

curiousCat posted:

hachi machi

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
a

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
that was an accident and my shame is great

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy


Hello it is me, ancient american history Asiina, your host for this very special impromptu veto ceremony, in which reigning power of veto mistress of getting jiggy with it peramene and current head of household JOHN CENA are coming together in which to discuss what the gently caress the to do with the power of veto.

The rules of Awful Big Brother state: "The person who wins the veto has the option to save either of the nominees from eviction. If one of the nominees is vetoed, then the HOH must choose a new player who is not nominated and does not have the Power of Veto to nominate."

peramene you have the power of veto because you were a straight up slayer in the challenge with the jigsaw puzzle, I have just one question for you:

who lives? who dies? who tells your story?

(I hand ancient american history Asiina a slip of paper with my decision on it)

okay it looks like peramene is deciding NOT[ to exercise her power of veto. so that's it everybody... go home

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

curiousCat posted:

macho hacho

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Kashuno posted:

Challenge late close the game down

you have a lot of nerve

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Murmur Twin posted:

I'm here! Challenge hasn't started yet right?

your timing, I swear to god

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
at least you weren't playing heroes of the storm

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Retro Futurist posted:

Oh no I was doing dishes :(

in the words of a stronger woman than me

":allears: oh, [Retro Futurist]."

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

flerp posted:

and if u dont think we can shitpost and care about a game then nuts 2 u nerd

The house erupts into conflict as flerp declares open war on Meinberg's nomination philosophy. Tension fills the air. The sound of peramene looking for a showmance continues to wail through the halls.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
decipher the shitpost challenge on death to shitposters week. nice

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Casino

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Europeantour?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Mister Expert

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
...foreigners? asiina.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
oh poo poo i thought it said terrorists

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
a kindred druid???????????

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