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I think they should remake Casablanca. But make it a comedy. Replace everyone with women and black folks. Except the piano guy. Have Steve Martin play banjo, instead. It would be a real money maker game changer.
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Aug 4, 2016 06:47
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Remake Song of the South except with Andy Serkis playing Uncle Remus via motion capture suit.
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OP did you know that Michael Douglas played the same person in Ant Man as he did in Falling Down. Hank "D FENS" Pym even wore his now sunbleached glasses from Falling Down in the new Ant Man
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Waltzing Along posted:I think they should remake Casablanca. But make it a comedy. Replace everyone with women and black folks. Except the piano guy. Have Steve Martin play banjo, instead. It would be a real money maker game changer. um isn't Barb Wire a gender swapped Casablanca? It's not funny though.
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Aug 4, 2016 11:30
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Remake Zatoichi starring Keanu Reeves. Also remake every Jackie Chan movie except the Rush Hour movies and let Jackie Chan direct them.
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Aug 4, 2016 12:31
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Remake the Rush Hour movies, but ethnicity- and country-swapped, so it's a high-octane badass black guy helping out a Chinese comedic relief (I'm picturing Michael Jai White and Garett Wang, i.e. Ensign Harry Kim), as they fight criminals in Hong Kong and instead of real kungfu the action is done real dumb and over the top ala Black Dynamite
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Aug 4, 2016 12:41
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Remake Left Behind except instead of just starring Nicholas Cage, all of the characters are played by Nicholas Cage like that Eddie Murphy movie.
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Aug 4, 2016 12:46
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American Pie Thanks to everyone using social media, the gang's plan to get laid before going to college goes viral, causing a national controversy. They get barred from prom and end up spending the night playing GTA Online and downloading porn. Also, Jim's Mom tweets, "Caught my son trying to play with himself looking at porn on his iPad. LOL." which further humiliates him at school.
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Aug 4, 2016 12:50
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If the rebooted Falling Down lead was a Muslim dude I'd watch the poo poo out of that movie.
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Aug 4, 2016 13:09
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Austin Powers: In 2004 the world's best secret agent was put into cryogenic stasis in case he was ever needed again. But he's been woken up in 2018... Unfortunately, the Austin Powers of 2004 was more like Jason Bourne than Roger Moore and this superviolent and emotionally troubled Austin who can break a man in 2 seconds has awoken in a world were modern action heroes and villains have become all witty, quippy and snarky.
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Aug 4, 2016 13:19
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Woden posted:If the rebooted Falling Down lead was a Muslim dude I'd watch the poo poo out of that movie. This would be loving hilarious, because so many people are goddamn stupid and actually think that D-FENS is the hardworking hero of that story when he's actually just a goddamn psychopath. Swap it out with a muslim and every single one of those people would instantly turn into giant crybabies saying how disgusting it is that they made a film that glorifies terrorism.
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Aug 4, 2016 13:20
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12 Angry Men. But now make it with women.
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Aug 4, 2016 16:08
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They should remake watership down but with modern cgi like the hit Alvin and the Chipmunk movies And also there should be a bunch of small bunnies that travel with them that are yellow and wear goggles And they should make Blackavar a wise-cracking urban rabbit that just can't catch a break and eventually he gets killed by General Woundwort who wears a police uniform now.
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Aug 4, 2016 16:30
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They should remake Gymkata. I'm serious as a corpse.
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Aug 4, 2016 19:11
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Woden posted:If the rebooted Falling Down lead was a Muslim dude I'd watch the poo poo out of that movie. Oh hell yes! Now that I am thinking about it, a new Blue Thunder would give me a stiffy.
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Aug 4, 2016 19:21
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Reboot Shawshank Redemption with Melissa Mccarthy and Leslie Jones, only with jones as Andy Dufresne and Mccarthy as the black guy.
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Aug 4, 2016 19:24
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Powershift posted:Reboot Shawshank Redemption with Melissa Mccarthy and Leslie Jones, only with jones as Andy Dufresne and Mccarthy as the black guy. Yeeeeees! Make it a comedy. Keep the poo poo pipe scene, but it just leads them both to a cess pool, where they both drown.
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Woden posted:If the rebooted Falling Down lead was a Muslim dude I'd watch the poo poo out of that movie. Four Lions is pretty close
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Aug 4, 2016 20:31
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Twister: This time the twister is a government experiment that is a sentient tornado. We made it to fight wars for us, but it rebelled and decided it was better than humans. It's growing bigger and if we don't take this sonuva bitch out now then we're all dead! "General, I've been reading the data and we've got another problem with Project: Twister..." "What he doing now?" 'Not HE, sir. That's the problem. We've figured out why Twister gotten larger..." (throws down IR and UV photos) "It's PREGNANT!" (Close up of photos of baby tornadoes inside project Twister) "Dear God in heaven help us."
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the brave little Toaster but instead of being brave by facing all of the troubles in the original she is brave because she is transgendered
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I've wanted a reboot of Heat, or really just any heist movie please. Just make a heist movie.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:37
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Remake shrek, but CGI this time.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:42
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spacejew posted:I've wanted a reboot of Heat, or really just any heist movie please. Just make a heist movie. genderswapped oceans 11 with melissa mcarthy
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spacejew posted:I've wanted a reboot of Heat, or really just any heist movie please. Just make a heist movie. a Heat remake would be loving terrible--mostly because they'd never capture the pacino/de niro chemistry and magic of the original.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:47
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Comic book companies should use the popularity of zany superhero movies to their favor with a remake of Three Mighty Man imo. With Tobey Maguire sporting gigantic eyebrows.
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Aug 4, 2016 21:50
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A Meteor Man remake with a white female lead. (Oh, wait, that was My Super Ex-Girlfriend.)
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They should remake Return of the Killer Tomatoes except make it about killer carrots and replace George Clooney with Ginnifer Goodwin.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:04
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Need to remake A Clockwork Orange and have Rob Zombie direct it.
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mobby_6kl posted:12 Angry Men. But now make it with women.
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Aug 4, 2016 22:06
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Monster Squad remake would be a good idea. The original is still fun, but every other word of dialogue is "fag". Which, while a very authentic representation of how kids talked in that era, makes it kind of unsuitable as a children's movie these days.
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Romeo and Juliet, but this time Romeo and Juliet are about 40-55 years old and their deaths aren't seen as a tragic lovers suicide pact, but just two people who killed themselves out of depression.
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Aug 4, 2016 23:30
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Remake Philadephia with Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" character instead of Tom Hanks.
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Friginator posted:Remake Philadephia with Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" character instead of Tom Hanks. Remake Philadelphia with the cast of It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Mac has aids.
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Aug 4, 2016 23:50
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citizen kane 2: the roger ailes story
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Celluloid Sam posted:they should remake cool runnings with an all white cast u just made me angry gj
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genesplicer posted:Is it true that the Republican party is working on a remake of "Triumph of the Will"? No, you're thinking of their intended reboot of "Birth of a Nation." Understandable mistake, though. Also, OP, 99% of the time remakes are the opposite of cool and good and should be avoided.
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Thay should remake Star Trek (ToS) but with the star wars actors instead.
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No, they shouldn't remake it. "Falling Down" worked because it came out in an era where all the conceptual wheels of the American dream really began to fall off and reveal the ugly rust on the axles. The alienation of D-Fens and the seeming sense of betrayal he felt about society was something that the audience could relate to, especially in the post-Reagan, post-Cold War period of the early 1990s when all the doubts and fears started to creep in (since we no longer had the Soviet Union and the political threat of immediate nuclear annihilation to test ourselves against). Now, we've become inured to this bullshit in this bullshit nation we call America and there's nothing terribly impacting plot-wise about some white-collar guy losing his job and his mind.
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Lot of people hating fun ITT
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