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I would like to see the Pagemaster remaked get a new hot rising child star, maybe like Millie Bobby Brown of Stranger Things fame as a female recast to Culkin's character itll be cgi ofc, everyone loves cgi these days, cgi pirate book, cgi fantasy book, cgi horror book Christopher Lloyd can reprise his role as the Librarian for a nostalgia throwback, and its almost like a sequel except not really because CL is just handing the baton of imagination to Millie.
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and what about a remake to this 1995 smash hit family classic but rename to The Native American in the Cupping Board Apparatus for our PC conscious society nowadays
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Celluloid Sam posted:and cgi john candy Laser hologram John Candy
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VendaGoat posted:read the first paragraph of the wiki entry for this film. What am I missing here?  Wikipedia posted:Triumph of the Will (German: Triumph des Willens) is a 1935 German propaganda film directed, produced, edited, and co-written by Leni Riefenstahl. It chronicles the 1934 Nazi Party Congress in Nuremberg, which was attended by more than 700,000 Nazi supporters.[1] The film contains excerpts from speeches given by Nazi leaders at the Congress, including Adolf Hitler, Rudolf Hess, and Julius Streicher, interspersed with footage of massed Sturmabteilung and Schutzstaffel troops and public reaction. Hitler commissioned the film and served as an unofficial executive producer; his name appears in the opening titles. The film's overriding theme is the return of Germany as a great power, with Hitler as the leader who will bring glory to the nation. Because the film was made after the 1934 Night of the Long Knives (on June 30) many prominent Sturmabteilung (SA) members are absent—they were murdered in that Party purge, organized and orchestrated by Hitler to replace the SA with the Schutzstaffel (SS) as his main paramilitary force.
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The Cubelodyte posted:What am I missing here? That it was being remade by the Republican Party. genesplicer posted:Is it true that the Republican party is working on a remake of "Triumph of the Will"?
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They should remake The Explorers, but this time don't have sex w/ all the children actors.
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Could they even remake the Goonies these days? I don't think they could.
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I have had an idea in my head to turn American Psycho into a television series. Season one would mostly be the plot of the book/movie and take place in the mid to late eighties, however each seasons after that deal with patrick bateman as he murders his way through the ninetes, post 9/11 and recession era America. all the way through until today where the series will end.
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VendaGoat posted:Could they even remake the Goonies these days? no sloth is dead I bet
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They should remake Falling Down but its a white dude hell pissed off about political correctness And then there is an after credits scene where the autopsy reveals he has a micropenis
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Aug 5, 2016 04:25
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Pulp fiction with kevin hart as samuel jackson, zack galifanakis as john travolta and kristen wiig as uma thurman.
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They should remake Total Recall and Robocop. Not the Verhoeven versions, but the remakes.
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Kuato posted:They should remake Total Recall and Robocop. Not the Verhoeven versions, but the remakes. only if I can direct them
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I would like to see a remake of uma thruman
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They should remake Heat but give it a halfway decent ending this time instead of the tacked-on mindless garbage-fire ending of the original.
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Quote-Unquote posted:This would be loving hilarious, because so many people are goddamn stupid and actually think that D-FENS is the hardworking hero of that story when he's actually just a goddamn psychopath. Falling Down works because D-Fens isn't some sort of anti-hero, just a broken hosed up individual whos violent out bursts result in zero catharsis. Frankly I don't think hollywood could pull this off again. skeletonotherkin fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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for a few years i kept saying they were gonna remake Falling Down with Shia Laboeuf and also have a big obnoxious tie-in to Occupy Wall Street (like the Not Economically Viable guy) but i feel like that ship has sailed now
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skeletonotherkin posted:Falling Down works because D-Fens isn't some sort of anti-hero, just a broken hosed up individual whos violent out bursts result in zero catharsis. Frankly I don't think hollywood could pull this off again. honestly i dont think they knew exactly what they were trying to do with the film, but its just so well made that it works with a lot of readings. like i bet they added the bit with the nazi in later because they realized "oh poo poo this is a straight up white power movie isnt it"
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At my school this one kid Ian would lend out the VHS copy of falling down if someone asked for it, only the tape wasn't falling down, it was Buttslammers 4. "Falling down"basically became slang for Porn or sex. I really wanted to watch falling down though because it looked pretty good, but somehow he didn't actually own the move, just the box? What a world.
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Kthulhu5000 posted:No, they shouldn't remake it. You should watch God Bless America. Anyone who wishes there was a Falling Down remake should watch it really. It's somewhere between Falling Down, Natural Born Killers and Super.
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David D. Davidson posted:I have had an idea in my head to turn American Psycho into a television series. Season one would mostly be the plot of the book/movie and take place in the mid to late eighties, however each seasons after that deal with patrick bateman as he murders his way through the ninetes, post 9/11 and recession era America. all the way through until today where the series will end. only if it ends with him accepting the GOP presidential nomination
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They should remake Harry Potter but have Wes Anderson direct.
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Applewhite posted:They should remake Harry Potter but have Wes Anderson direct. Ugh no I do NOT want to see Jason schwartzman play a boy wizard with powers
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either jodorowsky's Potter where all the kids are nude but it's not sexual it's artistic Or Lynch's wizards where halfway through it turns out Harry is actually his fatty cousin's dreamself that he escapes to while his fatty dad is molesting him with cakes and rubber sex toys
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Darkman seems like a film they should just remake sooner or later, too, especially while the comic book craze is still going on.
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Need to remake A Clockwork Orange and have Rob Zombie direct it. There are several pornographic remakes of this movie already, so why bother?
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Tank Girl the comic was so cool and subversive and hip and then that lovely movie ruined it. Remake Tank Girl with an actual kangaroo.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Tank Girl the comic was so cool and subversive and hip and then that lovely movie ruined it. I hear Kangaroo Jack is looking for work. Gatekeeper posted:Ugh no I do NOT want to see Jason schwartzman play a boy wizard with powers I do want to see Bill Murray as Dumbledore, Owen Wilson as Snape and Angelica Houston as McGonagall, however. Also the cutaway shot of a scale model of Hogwarts while the narrator describes the secret passages and staircases and stuff would make the whole film worthwhile.
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Lastgirl posted:and what about a remake to this 1995 smash hit family classic Change the plot to where he finds his moms dildo and puts it in a magical cupboard (his butt) and finds out he is gay.
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They should remake L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat in a green screen studio with the cheapest Asian CGI you can get
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They should remake Wages of Fear only not 3 hours long.
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They should remake the ending for Wages of Fear. I want one that doesn't suck.
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Explosive Tampons posted:They should remake the ending for Wages of Fear. I want one that doesn't suck. The ending was the only good part! E: actually the part where the two trucks are going different speeds on the bumpy road is the best part
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Have Gaspar Noé redirect all the Madea films; Full control except he has to keep Tyler Perry in them, and Tyler Perry has to cooperate. EDIT: come to think of it, if Tyler Perry is uncooperative that might make the films better.
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Assablanca. I know it's considered a "classic" that can never be remade, but think asses nowadays are phatter than they've ever been, and that both PAWGs and slammers have a much larger pool of talent to choose from. A modern day remake would probably be a significant improvement.
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Applewhite posted:They should remake Wages of Fear only not 3 hours long. They already did that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDbIzovuos
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Grouchio posted:Somebody really needs to make an anime/highly-competent western animated series out of Dune.  Completely serious ideas: Westworld and Solyent Green
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They should remake "Jobs" and then "Steve Jobs" then start making movie after movie about people relevant to Steve Jobs' life as part of a shared cinematic Steve Jobs universe.
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The NBC sitcom Wings would make a good anime. Move it to some charter airline service in Japan, make Joe's stalker fit into some anime trope, cab driver is now Korean or Chinese. Cheers needs to be made an anime, too. Night Court needs to be remade into a sexy horror series about society having to deal with demonic forces in law and the 'Night Court' is the only place where they can be held accountable for their crimes in the human and demon realms. Harry Stone only got the job because they thought he was a REAL wizard and not just a guy who does card tricks and pranks. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Aug 6, 2016 |
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Reboot that time Clint Eastwood yelled at a chair and make it into a full length movie.
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