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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gently caress ths poo poo goddammiT!!!!!!!

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hold your breath and plug your nose for 30 seconds and repeat that until it goes away.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Get checked for HIV adap, hiccups are an early warning sign.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Hold your breath and plug your nose for 3 hours until it goes away

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i slammed a beer and that seemed to help

e: lone star beer, of course.

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
BOO

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
*jizzes*

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Watch one of those videos where it's just a car commercial then it's a fright face.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I am, somehow, all but physically immune to hiccups, and get them once a year, maybe

I crave the sensation

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I am, somehow, all but physically immune to hiccups, and get them once a year, maybe

I crave the sensation

You think you do but in actuality you do not. Know thyself mang.

Really they are just hella tiresome.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
serious post: take a shot of white vinegar.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

Nathilus posted:

You think you do but in actuality you do not. Know thyself mang.

Really they are just hella tiresome.

That hella is haunting me

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
huff some paint/hairspray/lighter gas

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I can't remember when I had hiccups last..
Must have been years ago tbh

So I can only conclude that lesser people get hiccups. Worse people

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
use force of will and concentrate them away

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
One time I had hiccups for two days straight. It sucked. It's a fairly common thing to happen after anesthesia tho

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
updates OP? thank you

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
hello, i am the fancy fox

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Acid Reflux....Stop eating like an American.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you have a garage the solution is to park your car in it with the engine running and the door closed. You'll never have hiccups again with that neat trick

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Whenever I get hiccups, i cure them by tyeing a belt around my neck and choking myself while masturbating until i pass out/orgasm/both. Usually works hth

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

hello, i am the fancy fox

hey

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's not "the" hiccups, OP

it's just hiccups

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You need to hold your breath for 8 mins

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jeff smisek posted:

Whenever I get hiccups, i cure them by tyeing a belt around my neck and choking myself while masturbating until i pass out/orgasm/both. Usually works hth
ancient kung fu secret

simple
Apr 11, 2007
The reason you hiccup is because your natural breathing rhythm is out of sync. Go someplace quiet and focus on nothing but breathing correctly and the hiccup should go away.

Alternatively, tie a rope around your neck and hang yourself from a high ceiling.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i am convinced hiccups will be my cause of death

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it's not "the" hiccups, OP

it's just hiccups

in addition you are the gay

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


a hole-y ghost posted:

ancient kung fu secret


Too soon

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

hold your breath and plug your nose for 30 seconds and repeat that until it goes away.

GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013
Serious answer: GAS-X. Chew and swallow, with or without water, tastes kind of minty. Works almost instantly. TUMS will sometimes work, too.

Less serious things I've been recommended because I have loud, squeaky hiccups that annoy everyone around me: Try getting your index fingertips as close as possible without actually touching. Drink out of the far side of a glass of water (over the sink). Hold breath for 3 hiccups. Spoonful of sugar (does that ever work?).

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
OP I heard if u hold your breath, punch yourself in the face, then stop posting it can really help

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

updates OP? thank you

im dead

please play this at my funeraL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_vWkv50uk

tia

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
http://www.cognitial.com/hiccups.shtml#jump_cure

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

im dead

please play this at my funeraL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_vWkv50uk

tia

only if you correctly refer to hiccups as hiccups, with no definite article

otherwise you get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8RAbWs1yo

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Get ready to have your lovely minds blown gbs, here comes a sure fire cure for hiccups:

• take the biggest breath you can, hold for 10 seconds
• try to pull in more air, hold for 10 more seconds
• pull in more air, hold for 5 seconds
• breathe out. congratulations fuckman, your hiccups are gone

This has worked with 100% efficacy on everyone I've known, even when drunk.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

only if you correctly refer to hiccups as hiccups, with no definite article

otherwise you get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8RAbWs1yo

woah some serious word spergin going on there

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

various cheeses posted:

Get ready to have your lovely minds blown gbs, here comes a sure fire cure for hiccups:

• take the biggest breath you can, hold for 10 seconds
• try to pull in more air, hold for 10 more seconds
• pull in more air, hold for 5 seconds
• breathe out. congratulations fuckman, your hiccups are gone

This has worked with 100% efficacy on everyone I've known, even when drunk.

Did you know that there are more cures for hiccups than any other malady in the human body? The secret is they all work because hiccups just go away. You just gotta ride it out. (While standing on your head drinking jalapeño seltzer through a straw and saying the word "heap" in short, high pitched bursts)

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Did you know that there are more cures for hiccups than any other malady in the human body? The secret is they all work because hiccups just go away. You just gotta ride it out. (While standing on your head drinking jalapeño seltzer through a straw and saying the word "heap" in short, high pitched bursts)

This one was apparently from some study. The goal is to stretch your diaphragm to stop the spasms.

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