Chinese Edible Frog

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Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Chinese Edible Frog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_edible_frog

http://www.google.com/search?newwin...us+rugulosus%22

:gerty:

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

my belly

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

ni hao

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Jesus Christ posted:

Crossbow is p gothic.

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Crossbow is p gothic.

thats a regular bow, dumbassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

American bullfrogs are pretty good eatin'. IDK about the Chinese version; they're probably loaded with heavy metals.

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNvQc0GcIvw

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Maldoror posted:

Chinese Edible Frog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_edible_frog

http://www.google.com/search?newwin...us+rugulosus%22

Aren't most frogs edible? I mean, aside from the poisonous ones.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:07

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

What about the Chinese Edible Dog

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Tricky D posted:

American bullfrogs are pretty good eatin'. IDK about the Chinese version; they're probably loaded with heavy metals.

黑金屬

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:09

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

ElectricSheep posted:

What about the Chinese Edible Dog

They like to eat it.

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naem: May 29, 2011

I mean the Chinese are themselves edible if you think about it

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

I mean the Chinese are themselves edible if you think about it

How much intestinal disaster can one court

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:13

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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naem posted:

I mean the Chinese are themselves edible if you think about it

thats why we go down to the corner for some chinaman

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

beware of knock-offs

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

like Edibla Frogg or Eatable Frug

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

thats why we go down to the corner for some chinaman

quote:

My dear Mrs Budd,
In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the steamer Tacoma, Capt John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco to Hong Kong China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was a famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1 to 3 Dollars a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold to the Butchers to be cut up and sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak � chops � or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:19

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
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terrible spelling and grammar

-10

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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Field chicken?

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

time for a frog dog :getin:

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paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesus Christ posted:

yes, no , yes

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

paul_soccer10 posted:

yes, no , yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

how do you tear that specific part of the jeans

did the frog fight back

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

yeah thats great and all but can i smoke it

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:31

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

how do you tear that specific part of the jeans

did the frog fight back

Clearly the frog struck first. She's just lucky she had a bow and arrow handy.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:32

Kindergarten Camp: Nov 27, 2015

a woman giving a blowjob to a French man has frog in her mouth

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

how do you tear that specific part of the jeans

did the frog fight back

co2 cartridge in pocket exploding :confused:

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:35

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

popewiles posted:

Clearly the frog struck first. She's just lucky she had a bow and arrow handy.

this seems most plausible

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Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
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I knew a Chinese exchange student in college who very quickly got his fishing license so he could gig for frogs and catch turtles (and probably fish too I guess); he made some pretty tasty stuff but was real shy and boring to hang out with.

# ? Aug 4, 2016 19:58

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Peebla posted:

I knew a Chinese exchange student in college who very quickly got his fishing license so he could gig for frogs and catch turtles (and probably fish too I guess); he made some pretty tasty stuff but was real shy and boring to hang out with.

preview for your autobiography

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free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

It's good that they put edible in the name, so we know which weird animals are cool and good to eat, like this frog and the edible dormouse

wikipedia posted:

They fed these captive dormice walnuts, chestnuts, and acorns for fattening. The dormice were served by either roasting them and dipping them in honey or stuffing them with a mixture of pork, pine nuts, and other flavorings.

sounds p good imo

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Lots of bad froggers in this thread.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

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OWN
ASSHOLE

a hole-y ghost posted:

These look frightening. Are they good & tasty to eat?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

of course they aren't you loving maniac

what is wrong with you

they're human hands

# ? Aug 4, 2016 20:31

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

田雞

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Jesus Christ posted:

While the broad is cute I will never understand the modern trend of a 'country' identity being based around buying a huge plastic Chinese bow to 'hunt' a frog that I've literally caught 2x the size of accidentally while reeling in a jig

I know guys who get bullfrogs with loving stick spears or fishing nets, is this just to make everything feel like a sport or an accomplishment, is the goal to eat 2 small frog legs instead of 20?

I'm mad about frogs and I can't take it anymore

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

of course they aren't you loving maniac

what is wrong with you

they're human hands

They're donuts

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