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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

This is going to be me someday



Makes u think

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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Healthy Nut Snack posted:

But why???

Please elaborate what may compel you to do this strange act.

Fun

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

This is going to be me someday



Why not the blinged out option?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You can't bake cookies naked, what if my mom wakes up for a glass of water and sees you???

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016

Why 2am specifically? Is that when the fun peaks? A graph would be helpful, with y axis being "fun" and x axis being time of day. I think it would really help clear up some confusion

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

:grin:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Skylark posted:

Love this yess Im gonna be this wife



u maybe need to cut the nuts off first???

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

good luck holding a job, you kook!!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Lime Tonics posted:

Why not the blinged out option?



lord wolnir on point

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

lord wolnir on point

Don't think I'm going to be able to stab off all that bling. :( need summon. Halp.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

more like getting baked on a casting couch

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Skylark posted:

Love this yess Im gonna be this wife



If you suspect you are developing symptoms of Bipolar Disorder you should probably see a mental health specialist immediately.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

numberoneposter posted:

more like getting baked on a casting couch

It could also be "draw me like one of your french girls" in that skeleville from grim fandango.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

good luck holding a job, you kook!!

wow. racist.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




needs more tanks

Praxis Prion
Apr 11, 2002

The sky is a landfill.
Pillbug
gravity anus with special guest bridge of farts both give this thread 2 out of 5 chubbies.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Skylark posted:

Love this yess Im gonna be this wife



email me

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

If you aren't already doing it now marriage won't change you.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Moon Atari posted:

If you aren't already doing it now marriage won't change you.

Depends if the husband is a violent psychopath who demands his wife dances and makes cookies while wearing his clothes at 2am.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
we are talking "just tshirt and nothing else", right?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
skylark is garbage

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
sometimes i just stare off into space daydreaming about skylark, imagining how she smells and what her hair tastes like.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gaunab posted:

skylark is garbage

youre garbage

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Sweet. I'd love to come stumbling home drunk at 2 AM to find a half naked woman in my kitchen baking up a fresh batch of cookies.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




FlimFlam Imam posted:

Sweet. I'd love to come stumbling home drunk at 2 AM to find a half naked woman in my kitchen baking up a fresh batch of cookies.

it must be good living with your mum!!!!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
A true wife gives her husband blumpkin head Skylark.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Cnut the Great posted:

sometimes i just stare off into space daydreaming about skylark, imagining how she smells and what her hair tastes like.

garbage


Enfield posted:

youre garbage

youre flaming garbage

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

mng posted:

free skylark

What was the old cost?

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014


More likely he smells of yeast and his hair tastes like a week old pizza box.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
No matter the successes and gains of feminism, women like skylark will always feel unfilled without a husband.

Truly sad


#goinghisownway

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