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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Volcott posted:

Could I get a link to that Apple iPod Cast?
http://nerdist.com/podcasts/puck-soup/

yeah it's nerdist and they only spend a third of the most recent episode talking about the olympics, but it's funny and greg wyshynski cheers for the right hockey team

edit: they talk about the World Cup of Hockey and that's a transparent way for the NHL to tell the IOC to gently caress off

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 27, 2016

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Any paraplegics turned into quadriplegic yet due to something fucky in Rio?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Brazil's Dilma Rousseff defends record at impeachment trial:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-37212391

Country is about to tank. Stock market is already down. The Paralympics are in trouble

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

But everything was fine

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Jesus even SA doesn't care about the paraplegic games

Jestery fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Aug 30, 2016

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's hard to get excited about something that might not happen. It's not going to get fun till it starts unless a bunch of people to turn up, discover half the site isn't accessible to anyone with mobility problems, and then go home again in disgust.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
couldn't afford ramps, you're all just going to have to take the luge and pray it gets you where you want to go

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The handi-capable could always console themselves with the large number if cinematic productions honoring their struggle.

LARGE BUMPS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMCbsaiuNQ

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A Russian wrestler will now lose his silver medal of the 2012 Olympics after a positive doping test.

Plot twist: the man died in a car crash almost three years ago.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Gabby Douglas was saying on Instagram that she was sick and just got out of the hospital. I hope she's fine and it's not related to zika or butt stuff at all.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bean posted:

I hope she's fine and it's not related to zika or butt stuff at all.

Hope Solo has all the butt stuff covered.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Jestery posted:

Jesus even SA doesn't care about the paraplegic games
I don't think I've ever even seen them. Is there normally any coverage?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It normally gets TV coverage in the UK. Not on the same scale, but there's normally live events on a daily basis.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
No fun without the drugged up Russian Turbo Cripples™

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There was that year when the Spanish basketball team was half people who weren't disabled. That was fun.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

goatface posted:

There was that year when the Spanish basketball team was half people who weren't disabled. That was fun.

Being Spanish doesn't count?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

goatface posted:

There was that year when the Spanish basketball team was half people who weren't disabled. That was fun.

what qualifies as disabled to be able to play? fingat dude could clean house (if he's not fat).

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
When are the Paralympics supposed to happen ?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

unpacked robinhood posted:

When are the Paralympics supposed to happen ?

7 September.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

what qualifies as disabled to be able to play? fingat dude could clean house (if he's not fat).

It was a major part of why they stopped doing learning and developmental disabilities. The Spanish sent a load of people to pretend to have "intellectual disabilities" so they would win gold. Somehow the players agreed to it.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



goatface posted:

It was a major part of why they stopped doing learning and developmental disabilities. The Spanish sent a load of people to pretend to have "intellectual disabilities" so they would win gold. Somehow the players agreed to it.

So basically they pulled a cartman but were successful?

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

The Croc posted:

So basically they pulled a cartman but were successful?

To the degree that one would think they used that episode as a training video.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



CrashCat posted:

I don't think I've ever even seen them. Is there normally any coverage?

At most I remember seeing swimming and track events (especially when Pistorious was still a big name in para-athletics) on TV here and there at previous summer paralympic games. I'd always wonder if a swimmer missing an arm or a leg had an advantage.

Darth123123 posted:

what qualifies as disabled to be able to play? fingat dude could clean house (if he's not fat).

I think up until the mid 70s you had to be missing a limb or confined to a wheelchair to be eligible. It's been expanded now to fit things like range of motion issues, impaired musculature, vision impairment, and intellectual impairment (lol Spain's b-ball team). The Deaf have their own Deaflympics event. I don't think fingat goon would be able to qualify.


And I know I'm super late to the party with the games being over and all, but I caught up on the thread, and saw all the bemusement/bamboozlement over racewalking. If anyone is still confused over it and why its a thing in the Olympics, feel free to ask questions. I made the NYS championship for 1500m racewalk when I was in HS. Part of the problem is that even though it's supposed to be strict on form, it's easy to game the system, since there are both 'minor' and 'major' infractions for breaking form. The problem was, three major infractions got you a DQ, but you could pretty much run up as many minor infractions as you wanted and stay in the race. I never got flagged for either, but I had a rival I hated because she would constantly pull minors by doing those little jog moves.

Two important points: I never once poo poo myself, and you were always going just slow enough that you could hear every comment/joke/insult other athletes were making as you wiggled by them.

LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 30, 2016

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Redgrendel2001 posted:

To the degree that one would think they used that episode as a training video.

lol apparently not, they just walked in and said they had a low iq.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMNBXU1rP9M

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
lol holy poo poo I can hardly believe it. What the gently caress is wrong with Spain?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


LadyPictureShow posted:

I think up until the mid 70s you had to be missing a limb or confined to a wheelchair to be eligible. It's been expanded now to fit things like range of motion issues, impaired musculature, vision impairment, and intellectual impairment (lol Spain's b-ball team). The Deaf have their own Deaflympics event. I don't think fingat goon would be able to qualify.

I disagree.

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
If you are second place in the Chinese qualifiers they blind you so you can go in the paralympics. I saw a documentary on the discovery channel.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Jel Shaker posted:

dunno if you can vpn the bbc after sept, they are introducing passwords per tv licence

bad luck chaps

Oh, poo poo, this is going to put a major crimp in my stream game.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I'm watching some paralympic videos here and slowly getting the conclusion that China got a level above spain and is actually chopping limbs off to make paralympic athletes

how likely is that i wonder

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Lots of military training accidents.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

Lots of military training accidents.

I didn't know parade marching training was that dangerous

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

nerdz posted:

I didn't know parade marching training was that dangerous

Sometimes you fall, hard. :china:

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


They got the idea from Tank Man. Lay a bunch of prospects in a line, run over their legs with a tank; viola, instant Paralympians.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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adocious posted:

lol holy poo poo I can hardly believe it. What the gently caress is wrong with Spain?

Wasn't it the Spanish basketball team who thought it would be a super great idea to have a team photo taken with all of them doing 'Chinese eyes' for the Beijing Olympics. Spain is an awesome place with awesome people, so it's really weird they keep doing this stuff.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

EL BROMANCE posted:

Wasn't it the Spanish basketball team who thought it would be a super great idea to have a team photo taken with all of them doing 'Chinese eyes' for the Beijing Olympics. Spain is an awesome place with awesome people, so it's really weird they keep doing this stuff.

Spanish B-ball team confirmed for retarded

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Jestery posted:

Spanish B-ball team confirmed for hilarious

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Russia banned again,

Paralympics: Now Russia banned from 2018 Winter Games

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83695721/paralympics-now-russia-banned-from-2018-winter-games

Hotels in Rio at less than 50% full,

http://riotimesonline.com/brazil-news/rio-real-estate/rio-hotel-occupancy-for-paralympics-less-than-fifty-percent/

Nothing really else is a story , yet.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i thought spain got racism out of their system after three centuries of general paranoia towards long-since converted or fled muslims and jews. that's why pork is such a big part of spanish cuisine

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LadyPictureShow posted:



I think up until the mid 70s you had to be missing a limb or confined to a wheelchair to be eligible. It's been expanded now to fit things like range of motion issues, impaired musculature, vision impairment, and intellectual impairment (lol Spain's b-ball team). The Deaf have their own Deaflympics event. I don't think fingat goon would be able to qualify.


So one way of being a paraplegic is to be paralyzed. You still have your legs, but they're just inert lumps of flesh. The other is to have amputations, you just don't have legs.

In paralympic races, are these groups segregated? Because if you're in a distance wheelchair race, ceteris parabus a guy with no legs is going to be faster than a guy who has useless legs, because he doesn't have that extra mass weighing him down. If they're not segregated, has there ever been a case where a guy whose legs are paralyzed has elected to have them amputated in order to be able to go faster?

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 31, 2016

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

This is why they have jockeys

Duh

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