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resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

What's the over/under on how many race walkers get mugged mid-race?

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Oscar Wild posted:

Athelete is attractive and that's problematic. Slate gonna slate

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, that line stood out to me as well. And it's outrage for outrage's sake. Sexy people are more popular than ugly people. It happens.

it is a dumb and badly written article, but there's more to it than just the attractive athlete gets money and attention versus the world champion that doesn't. it's also trying to make the point that it's weird and bad to turn an 18 year old girl into a sexy internet meme.


but it's really not worth talking about because it's yet another Stale article nitpicking about something from the problem attic.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

resident posted:

What's the over/under on how many race walkers get mugged mid-race?

Isn't that event held on one of the stadium tracks?

3, I'll take the over.

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know
Is there a bingo square for "Long distance swimmer loses/gets DQed, blames hitting garbage" or is that a given to happen for this Olympics?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




So who is hooking us up with non-tape delayed streams for us Americunts. :911:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Better watch out all you gif havers, or else Lowtax gonna get sued again

http://mashable.com/2016/08/04/no-gifs-during-the-olympics/

https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/761267619353751552/photo/1

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



tetsul posted:

Is there a bingo square for "Long distance swimmer loses/gets DQed, blames hitting garbage" or is that a given to happen for this Olympics?

To up the difficulty make it "hits cocaine brick in water"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/pkelso/status/761658619733667840

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

hope he kept his mouth shut / enjoy the violent shits buddy

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Well, you have to watch out for submerged furniture, that's just part of kayaking.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

It's raining in the olympic village

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5TyuVgP6V0

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Also none of the vendors at the women's soccer matches can sell anything because no one told them what the prices were

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Global/Issues/2016/08/04/On-The-Ground-in-Rio/Blog-merchandise.aspx

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I'm dying

[and so is he, probably]

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



If a body is snagged by one of the sculls in the rowing events and carried across the finish line will the corpse be awarded a posthumous medal, too?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oh and apparently this is outside the stadium just a few minutes ago

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/761668482832433152

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

that's just the err obstacle course.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Hold every single summer games in Rio. Pan-ams, Commonwealth games, ASEAN games, everything.

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

oh and apparently this is outside the stadium just a few minutes ago

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/761668482832433152
It was the middle of the night in Rio a few minutes ago? Weird.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Nill posted:

It was the middle of the night in Rio a few minutes ago? Weird.

Sunset in that part of the southern hemisphere is in 10 minutes.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Nill posted:

It was the middle of the night in Rio a few minutes ago? Weird.

Well, Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere, so when it's day here, it's night there....

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

It's currently 1821 there, Google says sunset is at 1733.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

CaptainSarcastic posted:

If a body is snagged by one of the sculls in the rowing events and carried across the finish line will the corpse be awarded a posthumous medal, too?

"And coming in first in the singles male rowing 5000m is the plucky Belgium Fredrick Du Croissant and his newly dredged partner Ronaldo Silva, a part-time drug dealer who disappeared in 2014."

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

Wizchine posted:

Well, Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere, so when it's day here, it's night there....

Is this bait?

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


uhhhh

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

hseroK divaD posted:

Is this bait?

I thought I could forgo the sarcasm smilie by adding an ellipsis.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

shadow puppet of a posted:

Sunset in that part of the southern hemisphere is in 10 minutes.

Its also winter down here

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
i just went to google maps and de-zoomed in satellite view and it's dark there :colbert:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Elias_Maluco posted:

Its also winter down here

I'm sorry for you

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

bring back old gbs posted:

are there not pirate sites that pop up specifically to stream the olympics? my friend watches all sorts of weirdass US hockey teams from other people who plug their hd recievers to a capture card or whatever since they dont show those games up here on regular cable i guess?

BBC is going to stream it, look for BBC channel streams

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Kurtofan posted:

I'm sorry for you

yeah, it was bellow 20º all day today, its awful

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


But there's not an eclipse today, so

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm really curious as to what is in the opening that is really going to inflame trump?
Referencing his hands or....? Anything else is just stroking him off from being mentioned.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Hardawn posted:

I'm really curious as to what is in the opening that is really going to inflame trump?
Referencing his hands or....? Anything else is just stroking him off from being mentioned.

There will be circus folk in the opening. They have small hands and smell like cabbage.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hardawn posted:

I'm really curious as to what is in the opening that is really going to inflame trump?
Referencing his hands or....? Anything else is just stroking him off from being mentioned.

where did you hear about thiis?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hseroK divaD posted:

Is this bait?

not completely

watching the last world cup made me used to the early darkness there this time of year

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Hardawn posted:

I'm really curious as to what is in the opening that is really going to inflame trump?
Referencing his hands or....? Anything else is just stroking him off from being mentioned.

he WON'T be mentioned.

Trump will be furious

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/761635384551931904?s=09


Sorry says trump will hate it, whatever that means

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Anti-Temer protests are going well

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Hardawn posted:

https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/761635384551931904?s=09


Sorry says trump will hate it, whatever that means

his pic looks like a mugshot

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