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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey y'al, im sick of this country so i have decided to christopher columbus a new one. I am going to the boat store as soon as I get out of work, plopping that bad boy in the ocean, and then im going exploring. I will report back with my findings.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it isn't all that hard to discover a new continent. there will already be people living there and others will have discovered it before, but that didn't stop columbus.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Imagine how cool it would be to discover a tribe of savages!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Applewhite posted:

Imagine how cool it would be to discover a tribe of savages!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/index.php

not as cool as you'd think!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im going to buy a coat probably OP

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
does anyone know where you get those big coats with the hooks on them where you put watches and necklaces and ancient crystals and stuff

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
If you can find a rock covered with bird poo poo you can claim it for the United States.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano_Islands_Act

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i would recommend sailing towards the hole leading to the hollow earth (the north pole)

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Go here OP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese_people

They are crying out for people with your skillset!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

i would recommend sailing towards the hole leading to the hollow earth (the north pole)

why whats in there

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I hear Somalia is nice.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

i would recommend sailing towards the hole leading to the hollow earth (the north pole)

i was hoping to find undiscovered territories though, do you think there is a second hollow earth that you can enter from the south pole? Also that way I could sail by the olympics on my way there and get a churro

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

hth posted:

why whats in there

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

that's the place

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
unless youre really rich usually the boat comes all ready in water

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

hth posted:

why whats in there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_and_the_Mole_Men

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Let's set sail from GBS and travel west across the internet until we land on a half-empty shore of reddit and kill everyone there and then plant a bunch of people from our Anime forum or something to colonize it.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Fallows posted:

unless youre really rich usually the boat comes all ready in water

I never bought a boat before man you dont have to be a dick

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

hth posted:

why whats in there

sounds like treasure!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

scott zoloft posted:

sounds like treasure!

actually the correct answer is advanced races , but theres prolly treasure too i guess

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Do you think there are actually islands out there that have buried pirate treasure?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

you should probably just go now idk why you need to finish your work day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
god is great

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Quote-Unquote posted:

Do you think there are actually islands out there that have buried pirate treasure?

No, it was inside us all along.

Everyone, check under your ribcage.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Pleas ebecome a beast of no nation, op and start a child army., tia

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you sail off to the west you can find some indians and take their land.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Quote-Unquote posted:

Do you think there are actually islands out there that have buried pirate treasure?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Island

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I had a little skiff as a teenager and me and my buddies would go out and beach it on this little island in the river mouth under the pretext of fishing but really we'd get high af and explore the island

well that's my tale of maritime discovery good luck op

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Aug 5, 2016

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

amen brother

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Anthrovore posted:

I had a little skiff as a teenager and me and my buddies would go out and beach it on this little island in the river mouth under the pretense of fishing but really we'd get high af and explore the island

well that's my tale of maritime discovery good luck op

that's my tale look out in the woods

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
As a kid I read about an island off the coast of Italy that is haunted as gently caress (They based Voldo from Soul Calibur off it) and it has a treasure pit but the ghosts will gently caress you up big time if you go.

Go there.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Drunken Baker posted:

As a kid I read about an island off the coast of Italy that is haunted as gently caress (They based Voldo from Soul Calibur off it) and it has a treasure pit but the ghosts will gently caress you up big time if you go.

Go there.

Im more of a Taki guy myself, no thanks

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You can come over and we'll use my boat, it seats 8.

Edit: 8 people I mean. It could probably take 3 goons.

FedEx Mercury fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Aug 5, 2016

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Quote-Unquote posted:

Do you think there are actually islands out there that have buried pirate treasure?

yeah, ive taken my fair share of treasure tbqh

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats why i was asking about those shady guy coats, so i can sell some of this treasure

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

notZaar posted:

You can come over and we'll use my boat, it seats 8.

Edit: 8 people I mean. It could probably take 3 goons.

sorry but if I discover the next America I want all the credit for myself

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

thats why i was asking about those shady guy coats, so i can sell some of this treasure

*psst*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

JakeP posted:

sorry but if I discover the next America I want all the credit for myself

I'll let you have so the credit if you chip in for gas and beer.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

thats why i was asking about those shady guy coats, so i can sell some of this treasure

got any gems?

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Too many goons in your face? There's plenty of space out in space.

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