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IM SERIOUS YOU FUCKLORDS STOP PUTTING PRECIOUS HELIUM IN BALLOONS AND RELEASING IT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE WHERE IT IS LOST FOREVER thanks to poster Smash it Smash hit for one day collecting helium in a coke bottle in order to try and preserve our stores of this luxurious and elegant gas. helium will be forever in your debt, my goodman. in the future please use hydrogen, the far more responsible flotation gas. 
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im gonna start breathing helium exclusively so I can sound like a klurf
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Aug 6, 2016 19:30
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you used to be able to buy a tank of helium for party balloons and painlessly asphyxiate yourself with them but now they cut the helium in those tanks with 20% air and you don't die, just get a bad headache
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Aug 6, 2016 19:31
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They found more helium so don't worry https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.b363bac6d6f8
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Aug 6, 2016 19:32
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Alucard posted:They found more helium so don't worry um i ALWAYS worry about our helium supply. lol if you didn't get that from the OP.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:33
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Celluloid Sam posted:im gonna start breathing helium exclusively so I can sound like schmorky
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Aug 6, 2016 19:33
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Celluloid Sam posted:im gonna start breathing helium exclusively so I can sound like a klurf lol
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Aug 6, 2016 19:33
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Aug 6, 2016 19:38
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I'm going to invest in helium now so that like 50 years from now when I'm probably already dead I'll be rich
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Aug 6, 2016 19:38
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (says the girl on the right)
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Aug 6, 2016 19:39
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People be all like "helium" and I be all like "forrealium?" 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:People be all like "helium" and I be all like "forrealium?" go to your room.and think about what you've done
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Aug 6, 2016 19:40
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Jesus Christ posted:I'm going to invest in helium now so that like 50 years from now when I'm probably already dead I'll be rich Better start now. Helium is only going up, Up UP!
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Aug 6, 2016 19:41
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amityville anus posted:Better start now. Helium is only going up, Up UP! hahahaha
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Aug 6, 2016 19:41
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Celluloid Sam posted:go to your room.and think about what you've done Not until I've had my breakfast steak. 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Not until I've had my breakfast steak. you'll have your breakfast steak when you've learned a drat lesson laddie
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Aug 6, 2016 19:46
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Celluloid Sam posted:you'll have your breakfast steak when you've learned a drat lesson laddie nice one dad! you're ready for your gayby!!!
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Aug 6, 2016 19:47
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Celluloid Sam posted:you'll have your breakfast steak when you've learned a drat lesson laddie You're not the boss of me! *begins seasoning and pounding out a flank steak*
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Aug 6, 2016 19:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You're not the boss of me! DONT POUND YOUR FLANK YOU IDIOT 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:48
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helium is the gayest gas. nitrous oxide is the good gas.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:49
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gently caress off OP I've got a 3 foot lion balloon just waiting to be inflated for my sons first birthday. It's gonna be 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:49
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Celluloid Sam posted:im gonna start breathing helium exclusively so I can sound like a klurf Same, but enema style so I can fart like a klurf.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:50
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DiHK posted:gently caress off OP I've got a 3 foot lion balloon just waiting to be inflated for my sons first birthday. It's gonna be why dont you fill it with your farts and the hot air coming from your brain
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Aug 6, 2016 19:50
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psychokitty posted:DONT POUND YOUR FLANK YOU IDIOT That's what you're mother said. 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:52
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AEMINAL posted:helium is the gayest gas. nitrous oxide is the good gas. one time i did too much nitrous at a grateful dead farm thing because i got dragged there by hippies and i thought i was gonna die and then there was a torrential rainstorm and then this pavilion balcony thing collapsed and a bunch of hippies did die 
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Aug 6, 2016 19:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That's what you're mother said. no actually she said, "honey, please enjoy sex because you don't want to just be a receptacle"
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Aug 6, 2016 19:52
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psychokitty posted:why dont you fill it with your farts and the hot air coming from your brain I don't think hot air comes from the brain, yo. That might cause a tumor of something.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:53
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ive done quite a bit of research on zeppelins and have come to the conclusion that the Hindenburg is as cool as Concorde.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:54
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psychokitty posted:no actually she said, "honey, please enjoy sex because you don't want to just be a receptacle" Oh, I thought that was also you're mothers recipe for a chicken fried steak. Get you're mind out of the gutter jeez.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Get you're mind out of the gutter jeez. there is no street. only gutter.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:57
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psychokitty posted:there is no street. only gutter. Whatever Morpheus.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Whatever Morpheus. nuh uh  are you a millennial or some poo poo???
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Aug 6, 2016 20:01
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ok op will do
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Aug 6, 2016 20:05
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Parallax Scroll posted:ok op will do thank you so much you are a real human being, and a real hero
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Aug 6, 2016 20:06
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can we talk about more phallic objects
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Tuxedo Gin posted:you used to be able to buy a tank of helium for party balloons and painlessly asphyxiate yourself with them but now they cut the helium in those tanks with 20% air and you don't die, just get a bad headache That doesn't sound painless at all. That sounds like some kind of horrible seizures and then death, if you didn't wisely stop killing yourself with helium. Nitrogen would be the way to go.
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Aug 6, 2016 20:10
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numberoneposter posted:can we talk about more phallic objects i like dick
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Aug 6, 2016 20:37
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My right to by balloons at Dollar Tree is in the Constitution
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Aug 6, 2016 20:58
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actually gently caress you op im going to buy massive clusters of helium balloons at party city and release them into the air in honor of my dead stillborn baby laqueefsha on her death day every year
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My right to by balloons at Dollar Tree is in the Constitution no it's actually stated that your right to buy them is at Family Dollar, the only acceptable place to have a public bowel movement.
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