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The fearsome warrior whose name will be spoken in hushed voices out of fear... and embarrassment. Imperials, kill all the stormcloaks and spit hairballs on their corpses.
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Are you planning on getting some Dawnguard on for the best waifu? The Soul Cairn and follow up quest Touching The Sky are paramount for truly enjoying Skyrim.
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Aug 12, 2016 15:46
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It'll be a while before we can get the best waifu.  So go adventure with Uthgerd The Unbroken first. She has a nice attitude.
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Aug 17, 2016 16:57
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Everytime I've tried Lydia she's been useless. She goes down quickly and with a whimpy one hander she's not very effective at dealing damage either. 
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Aug 18, 2016 19:20
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You know you can just walk past the frost troll, right? It's slow and gives up easily.
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Aug 20, 2016 12:47
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Nooo, ski faster Mr Puffles! 
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Aug 22, 2016 07:02
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It wouldn't surprise me if the people who climbed it just lied to make it sound more impressive. But more likely it's because it's Bethesda.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:25
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Covok posted:Does the Two-Handed Weapons perk that ignores armor not affect natural armor that enemies might have?
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Sep 3, 2016 06:21
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Is it possible to recover your gear later if you leave it in the chest? Elven armor is great value for its weight, and you can return to the embassy after the quest and murder the guards with no consequence whatsoever (maybe even before?). Just pick the lock on the gate, kill the morons outside and then head into the little guardhouse to the left of the gate (to the right if you're inside). Nobody will care. Not even the thalmor themselves once they respawn.
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Sep 9, 2016 20:04
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You can definitely stealth the whole thing. You just need to have a decent sneak skill, decent archery skill and a good bow.
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Sep 10, 2016 08:19
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I don't know what you are complaining about, it's only about 231000 years. Are you somehow encoding on a 386? Or did you put moon sugar in the floppy drive?
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Sep 28, 2016 14:02
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Tiggum posted:So this Esbern guy, he's saying that the world is going to end, everyone is going to die and a dragon is going to eat our souls, and there's nothing anyone can do about it, but no one listened to his warning. What exactly was he hoping people would do? Is there some action that could have been taken to avert this unavoidable apocalypse? But you can't expect too much from a guy who thinks hiding in the most obvious location in all of Skyrim is a good idea. Wouldn't Riften's thief infested sewer be the first place anyone would look for him? Gotta prevent the Thalmor from learning that part about the dragons or they might actually try and stop them too. Which would lead to a lot more elves eaten by dragons so it's a win-win.
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Sep 29, 2016 20:27
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You managed quite a long time without a crash.
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Oct 4, 2016 07:22
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Fish Noise posted:Mr. Puffles hates things, Dragonborn edition  Also I unironically want shirts like that. Section Z posted:Look, that bread has been sitting on a shelf in a cave/keep for years. At this point it makes for a more sturdy mug than an actual mug. 
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Oct 4, 2016 13:57
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I recently learned something cool about the Dark Brotherhood quests Innocence Lost and Mourning Never Comes, you can pre-murder the targets and get special dialog if you do.
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Oct 5, 2016 10:26
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A fire dragon breathes fire, a frost dragon breathes frost so shouldn't a blood dragon... ? Folsworn are evil vermin and really freaking stupid and should be eradicated from Tamriel. One of Ulfric's two redeeming qualities is that he kicked and shouted their asses before Mr Puffles arrived in Skyrim. The other is that he sends his moronic stormcloaks out on patrol to kill thalmor patrols.
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Oct 8, 2016 09:43
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Grizzwold posted:I've never NOT had a dragon show up at Karthspire during that quest, honestly. It's fun to watch them gently caress each other up if you have a good sneak skill. Watching dragons burn bandits is hilarious yes. A shame the drat things have such bad adhd though and will randomly fly off to roast a mudcrab on the other side of the mountain for no reason making the fight just drag on. 
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Oct 8, 2016 23:47
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how about enjoying this wonderful and interesting video made while we wait for Mr Puffles to come down from his sugar rush or whatever?
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Nov 14, 2016 21:54
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Mr Puffles once got tricked by three goats when he tried to extort them when crossing a bridge. You can also shout at rains of fire to stop. Such as in the beginning of the game when Alduin shows up and ruins your execution. If you had the shout at that point of course. UZworm posted:I honestly don't know if this is the best video in the LP or the worst video in the LP. UZworm posted:I sing multiple songs from Mr. Puffles' hit album, Jora (one on purpose!). UZworm posted:I honestly know this is the best video in the LP
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Dec 12, 2016 15:48
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Don't kill Paarthwhatshisname. Kill the blades instead. drat obnoxious jerks.
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Dec 14, 2016 13:28
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Twiggymouse posted:Just don't talk to him.
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Dec 15, 2016 00:17
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Ancient wisdom carved into rock deep underground after a surprisingly linear cave. If you do the questline to uncover the mystery you get a hundred septims.
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Dec 15, 2016 10:07
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Is there even a book like that? I really hope not.UZworm posted:Don't watch this one if you have anything resembling sensibilities.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:06
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There's one quest where you are "sneaking" with some useless npc's and one of them comments on how powerful and deadly the centurions are and you can plink it with an arrow to make it fight the nearby falmer. It dies pretty much instantly doing no real damage because falmer are powered by bullshit modifiers towards health and damage.
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Dec 21, 2016 22:49
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Maridia's quest is indeed terrible (or however you spell her name). Same linear corridors as usual but all enemies are stuck at level 1 and die in one hit except for the last guy who is a higher-level-than-you mage with a ton of mana and area spells. It also has annoying unskippable dialog with someone who just goes on for way too long, as usual. Nice that you saved the amazing ride to the doorstep of Sovngarde for the next video.
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Dec 28, 2016 11:08
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Lydia is terrible, why are you bringing her? Always bring awesome waifu instead. Also why are you complaining as a dunmer, you have resistance against his fireballs (if he decides to cast those instead of ice storm). 
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Dec 28, 2016 13:13
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That's my reaction when I see that awful beacon too. Just nope and leave it. Some other sucker can deal with that crap.
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Dec 29, 2016 00:00
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ScreamingLlama posted:1. Because Avunsea (my Dunmer) hasn't met her yet. Also Serana is stuck physically and emotionally a teenager after she not-entirely-consensually had vampirism screwed into her; she is not yours, my, or anyone else's goddamn waifu. Anyway. I get your point. 2. He's killed me with fire spells.  Could be from SPERG maybe?  *There is dialog in the game files and the mod(s) use that. It's not terrible, by Skyrim standards. At least it's not long winded.
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Dec 29, 2016 21:06
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ScreamingLlama posted:Mercurio is neither vampire nor waifu, so no. Eh, there's nothing about the lines.
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Dec 29, 2016 22:23
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Dragonrend, a powerful shout that comes from the pure hatred of dragons and is said to force dragons to know what it's like to be mortal. What it actually does is "Excuse me, would you please land for a moment where it's convenient for you?"
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Jan 5, 2017 11:58
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Mr Puffles, it's daft to build a house in the swamp.
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Jan 6, 2017 12:16
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The ending is so dull, and full of endless pretentious babbling. Those worthless "heroes" of old just sitting on their asses doing nothing about all of their kin being eaten outside. But at least Tsun gets cranky if you tell him you're going to enter by right of the Nightmother, not dere at all.
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Jan 9, 2017 01:14
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Mr Puffles goes on an egg hunt in the vampire coop.
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Jan 15, 2017 22:53
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That's not actually a bad idea. Now if only the game didn't encourage you to do the civil war before the main quest so fiercely you could actually benefit from it. Taking forts while the stormcloaks get repeatably zapped by lightning is a lot more smooth.
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Jan 16, 2017 20:30
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UZworm posted:It, along with about 80% of my other earthly possessions at the time, was left in a draugr tomb and never returned to me.
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Feb 5, 2017 22:05
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I'm eagerly awaiting the return of the adventures of Mr Puffles. Quivering with... anticipation. 
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Feb 27, 2017 15:28
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Did you make Mercurio the steward of your house? The vampire drain spell doesn't actually mention blood so it might just be health. Especially if it works on undead, constructs and mudcrabs.
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Feb 28, 2017 16:02
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I vote against vampire Mr Puffles, bleh. The spell Isran uses is a restoration aura that deals negligible damage to nearby undead. You can buy it from one of the Dawnguard npc's, probably the optional one who also sells a decent anti undead area damage spell. Poil fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 14:41
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Grizzwold posted:Dawnguard is probably my least favorite DLC for Skyrim. Vampires just don't seem to me like they should register on the threat-o-meter anywhere close to Literal Dragon Armageddon. Plus the enemies are a pain in the rear end and I hate most of the areas it sends you to (the soul cairn in particular can go gently caress itself). At least it's open, has unique enemies and is smaller than it seems. Unlike those loving awful falmer caves you have to suffer through afterwards.
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Depends on whether or not a regular vampire's head burns if they have hair.
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