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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
story arc suggestion: you eventually find a good man about to get deployed to afghanistan and yall get married!

That would be some exciting times

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

uh hate to break it to you but in your culture you're about 5 years over the hill as far as husband-getting goes.

have you thought about buying a mini cooper and putting eyelashes and the YOU JUST GOT PASSED BY A GIRL and WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY stickers on it

Skylark is 19, are you saying you'd only marry a 14 year old dude?

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
"Married in our 20s wheres the fun in that" - Drake in the song Childs Play.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Your outfit has a cute figure 8 but your daughter's outfit does not she is a fat ugly duaghter

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Jonny 290 posted:

story arc suggestion: you eventually find a good man about to get deployed to afghanistan and yall get married!

That would be some exciting times

I couldnt date a guy who goes to war I need 🍆 regularly

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
seems like a weird outfit to get buried in

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Skylark posted:

I couldnt date a guy who goes to war I need 🍆 regularly

boy do i have exciting news for you

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Digital Fingers posted:

Skylark is 19, are you saying you'd only marry a 14 year old dude?

i'm not indian

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


skylark how should I propose to my gf

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Celluloid Sam posted:

skylark how should I propose to my gf

Very carefully.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

boy do i have exciting news for you

Skylark about to enter the exciting world of bunker bunnyhood ITT

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Celluloid Sam posted:

skylark how should I propose to my gf

bake a ring into a cupcake. When she eats it, drop a hint, like "keep an eye on your bowel movements for the next few days, you just might find a diamond in the rough ;)"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Zorodius posted:

bake a ring into a cupcake. When she eats it, drop a hint, like "keep an eye on your bowel movements for the few days, you just might find a diamond in the rough ;)"
What if she just breaks her tooth on it though

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
You seem to forget that past like age 7 daughters tend to hate the poo poo out of their mom. Your someday-daughter isn't going to be down for this stunt and might actually call you a bitch.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

a hole-y ghost posted:

What if she just breaks her tooth on it though

what goon would marry a woman who takes multiple bites to eat a cupcake?

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

Nathilus posted:

You seem to forget that past like age 7 daughters tend to hate the poo poo out of their mom. Your someday-daughter isn't going to be down for this stunt and might actually call you a bitch.

Well see about that

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
you're not of this world skylark





who are you?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
skylark is one of those trannies that take the whole feminine-game thing to the extreme which is lame

trannies are fun when they have a mix of being your bro / looking like a girl imo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


AEMINAL posted:

skylark is one of those trannies that take the whole feminine-game thing to the extreme which is lame

trannies are fun when they have a mix of being your bro / looking like a girl imo.

id probably suck bailey Jays dick if she returned the favor

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Skylark posted:

Omg some day I'll have a daughter and we'll be twinsies yas

One outfit for mama one for baby lol 💜


gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my moms penis hanging out the leg hole of her daisy dukes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

I couldnt date a guy who goes to war I need 🍆 regularly
what emoji is that it looks like an aubergine to me :confused:

also lol someone got mad at this thread and paid money for

quote:

lol you can't have a daughter because you don't have ovaries. Still the worst gimmick on the forums.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

gary oldmans diary posted:

my moms penis hanging out the leg hole of her daisy dukes

loving LOL!!!

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
This whole persona is over my head.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

why are ppl being mean

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

treasure bear posted:

why are ppl being mean

i've said it over and over again, you can't have two players on a team with the same squad number. it doesn't make any loving sense

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Skylark posted:

Omg some day I'll have a daughter and we'll be twinsies yas

One outfit for mama one for baby lol 💜


social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



paul_soccer10 posted:

whats everyone wearing right now

K Swiss plus no surrender sweatshirt plus my yoga pants leaving nothing to the imagination

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

AEMINAL posted:

i always like it when mentally ill ppl post in gbs

Greetings

Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

skylark is one of those trannies that take the whole feminine-game thing to the extreme which is lame

trannies are fun when they have a mix of being your bro / looking like a girl imo.

That does sound fun, any advice on how to meet someone like that?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Too bad you're barren op lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's just slightly like 10% too creepy. i think all your other threads are great tho

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Skylark generates a lot of revenue for this site via being owned in custom titles on a regular basis

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
At least he didn't post lingerie. Do they make little girl lingerie? Just asking.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Tony Homo posted:

At least he didn't post lingerie. Do they make little girl lingerie? Just asking.

that robato dude should be able to tell you when he gets off probation

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Tony Homo posted:

At least he didn't post lingerie. Do they make little girl lingerie? Just asking.

ofc they make lingerie for midgets

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

saying skylark is trans is so played out imo.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
http://www.google.com/search?newwin...s+nose+piercing

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
omg

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Can't wait for the era of mid life crisis neck tattoo removals

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