Just ate half a thing of haagen dasz

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AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

this stuff is the devil. you have lots of salt, lots of fat and lots of sugar, so your brain goes loving crazy for it. all the basic caveman tastes in one package

can't believe i didn't finish it all, it would have been so easy. gotta have some restraint!!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:12

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

bet I could eat a whole thing of it

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:12

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Celluloid Sam posted:

bet I could eat a whole thing of it

don't do it!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:12

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

okay

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:13

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

drat that looks good op let me know how your type 2 diabetes turns out

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:13

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

what do you call a pig who has been using the same computer since the early 90s?

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:16

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Novo posted:

what do you call a pig who has been using the same computer since the early 90s?

what???

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:18

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

officer?

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:19

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dont everyone suck his dick at once now

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:19

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

i believe the term is "tub", OP

although i understand why you may be uncomfortable using that word

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:23

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Butter pecan is good

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:31

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

surprised this isn't a skylark thread

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:38

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

jeff smisek posted:

Butter pecan is good

i think its my favorite flavor too

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:39

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Rum raisin or :getout:

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:40

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

best flavor is actually mint chip but its so fuckin hard to find here

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:46

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Baskin Robbins peanut butter and chocolate icecream is ridiculously good

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:49

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Harald posted:

surprised this isn't a skylark thread

skylark went skylurk

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:49

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

dont everyone suck his dick at once now

stop me, bitch

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:52

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fallows posted:

skylark went skylurk

im going to marry that oval office

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

AEMINAL posted:

this stuff is the devil. you have lots of salt, lots of fat and lots of sugar, so your brain goes loving crazy for it. all the basic caveman tastes in one package

can't believe i didn't finish it all, it would have been so easy. gotta have some restraint!!

Who hasn't, op!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:55

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

have you had butter crunch blue bell? it's like butterfinger but they can't call it that

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:56

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

AEMINAL posted:

best flavor is actually mint chip but its so fuckin hard to find here

It's rum raisin, sorry OP

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:56

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

yeah mint choc chip is always a good flavor no matter what brand you're talking about

# ? Aug 6, 2016 21:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

im lactose intolerant

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:05

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

My too, but a few farts and extreme digestive upset aint gunna stop me!

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:06

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Jimmy Fallon sucks but this poo poo is the best

Americone Dream is top tier as well

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:13

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Did you break up with your bf op? You on the rebound? :pervert:

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:29

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

oh good it's fairtrade

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Smythe posted:

im lactose intolerant

If it's any consolation, Ice cream is very, very tasty.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:31

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Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

this stuff is the devil. you have lots of salt, lots of fat and lots of sugar, so your brain goes loving crazy for it. all the basic caveman tastes in one package

can't believe i didn't finish it all, it would have been so easy. gotta have some restraint!!

Oh my god salted caramel hägen dasz is the beat ice cream ever high five my ninja.

# ? Aug 6, 2016 22:56

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