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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nolan Arenado currently leads the NL in home runs with 27 and is in second place in RBI with 82!!

Plus he is very good looking.











OPTICAL ILLUSION - STARE IN THE CENTER OF THE PICTURE UNTIL YOU SEE GREEN FLASHING NOLAN FACES IN THE BLANK SPACES

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha more like Dolan Orblando

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

haha more like Colon Blowsmando

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha more like Dolan Orblando

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
rockies are garbage

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha more like Boreman Umadtho

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

psychokitty posted:

haha more like Colon Blowsmando


the great deceiver posted:

rockies are garbage


Celluloid Sam posted:

haha more like Boreman Umadtho

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
he's having a really good year

in the national league

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
number of division titles ever won by the rockies: 0

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I could have 27 home runs and 82 RBIs too if I played half my games in Coors Field.

Edit: Just kidding he's good.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
number of hall of fame players from the rockies: 0

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

the great deceiver posted:

number of hall of fame players from the rockies: 0

todd helton will be someday

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
number of world series wins by the rockies: 0

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Well great deceiver, when teams are bad people don't even bother insulting them.

Ipso facto, the Rockies are good. :grin:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


OctoberBlues posted:

Well great deceiver, when teams are bad people don't even bother insulting them.

Ipso facto, the Rockies are good. :grin:

i don't feel like this logic is sound because of the cubs from 1909 to 2014

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

OctoberBlues posted:

Well great deceiver, when teams are bad people don't even bother insulting them.

Ipso facto, the Rockies are good. :grin:

your grasp of logic sucks worse than the rockies

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im going to make a demarcus cousins megathread tho u are welcome to post there

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'd suck his dick

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Op, I like you well enough, so try not to take this too personally, but:

If you like him so much, why don't you marry him? :smug:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I Don't appreciate him at ALL

How does that make you feel, OP?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Bananana posted:

Op, I like you well enough, so try not to take this too personally, but:

If you like him so much, why don't you marry him? :smug:

Do you think he would marry me? :ohdear:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Don Tacorleone posted:

I Don't appreciate him at ALL

How does that make you feel, OP?

All the more for me. :smug:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

OctoberBlues posted:

Do you think he would marry me? :ohdear:

if he does can I still suck his dick?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!
nolan owns!!

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!
Dave Dahl is also a handsome boy

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Arenado with a bomb for HR #28!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

And another for #29!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The only Nolan I like is Christopher, because his movies are deep and important

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
No idea who he is so I'm gonna say he sucks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hey Hector try not to be a jerkhole in the Nolan Arenado thread.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey Hector try not to be a jerkhole in the Nolan Arenado thread.

im sorry, i just lash out cause i hate myself a lot

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

If he's so good...why is his team so bad?!?!!!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




This thread should be about Bartolo Colon and how cool and awesome Bartolo Colon is

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

This thread should be about Bartolo Colon and how cool and awesome Bartolo Colon is



Actually Mr. Colon is probably worthy of his own thread. Although gently caress him forever for winning the 2005 Cy Young over Johan, what a crock of poo poo.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
This twink is definitely a catcher. I bet he catches everything, even pop flies.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Good to know the mlb uses vBulletin as well

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
this is a wonderful thread, and you are wonderful for posting it

more threads should be about objectifying baseball players imho

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I think the best rockies guy ever is larry walker. even more than todd helton, or nolan anendndo.

i dare you to disagree w/ me

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tom Gorman posted:

I think the best rockies guy ever is larry walker. even more than todd helton, or nolan anendndo.

i dare you to disagree w/ me

this is a good post

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