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Do you enjoy anal sex?
I DO enjoy anal sex
I DO NOT enjoy anal sex
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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jeff smisek posted:

My bf likes to put his tongue in my butthole and its really great.

:stonk:

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DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
Well I mean, when you can't afford to get a second fuckhole installed you kind of have to make due with the one.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Gaunab posted:

You poop from there

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Makes sense on men because of prostate
I'm female, not into it

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

i like that posted:

Makes sense on men because of prostate
I'm female, not into it

this

tarmack_stevens
Jul 28, 2005
The technical whopper
I like it. It feels nice.

It's also a huge turn on knowing your woman is into it and a total mind gently caress seeing that once sweet scented petite girl next door squatting on the floor watching herself poop your cum. It was disgusting. I had to do it again. Been together ever since <3

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

DrowningInDreams posted:

Well I mean, when you can't afford to get a second fuckhole installed you kind of have to make due with the one.

It's make do

LOL

Do doo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

tarmack_stevens posted:

I like it. It feels nice.

It's also a huge turn on knowing your woman is into it and a total mind gently caress seeing that once sweet scented petite girl next door squatting on the floor watching herself poop your cum. It was disgusting. I had to do it again. Been together ever since <3

Ugh

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
sex is disgusting and the people that have it are even worse

Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer
Yeah but I mean urine and period blood and tiny humans come out of the other orfice, so what do you want?
Even the mouth has saliva which is trying to digest your penis. I guess you could just be into armpit loving, which as a Sex Champion I know is called Axillism

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

this threads making me all horned up and randy

:same:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gross, capitan

PANIC ON FUNKOTRON
Jan 7, 2006

EARL IS A FAT CUNT
iT'S TIGHTER THAN YOUR MISSUS BUSTED UP CHILD BIRTHING FANNY

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
have fun slapping your floppy skin parts together, meatbags! *logs into second life*

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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BITCHES

PANIC ON FUNKOTRON posted:

iT'S TIGHTER THAN YOUR MISSUS BUSTED UP CHILD BIRTHING FANNY

This is why no children from this vagine :boom:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Vaginas are designed for willys or being rubbed against other vaginas. Butts are designed to expel poop.

Men have a nerve cluster that can only be accessed rectally.

i like that posted:

Makes sense on men because of prostate
I'm female, not into it

Theoretically, women have the same cluster of nerves that's homologous to the prostate, sandwiched between their vagina and their rectum. I say theoretically, since the G-spot is a mystery to some people.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Young Freud posted:

Men have a nerve cluster that can only be accessed rectally.


Theoretically, women have the same cluster of nerves that's homologous to the prostate, sandwiched between their vagina and their rectum. I say theoretically, since the G-spot is a mystery to some people.

I doubt this

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Ladies sort of get g-spotted by it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXFNqAgqz2U

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


I don't :pervert:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My favorite part of these threads are the people that unironically rush to the defense of anal sex. :allears:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Redonionking posted:

the mouth has saliva which is trying to digest your penis

yeah, so???

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
it's ok not to like anal sex

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Lichy posted:

it's ok not to like anal sex

nope

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lichy posted:

it's ok not to like anal sex

It's not ok to like it, i have yet to be convinced otherwise

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Feels good man

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

So does abusing drugs but it's not right

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Hector Beerlioz posted:

So does abusing drugs but it's not right

:vince:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


:vince:

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
Do it at least once, with someone you love. It will feel amazing when you're getting your butt stuffed in the name of love.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Just lol if you wouldn't gleefully suckle on a cutey's butt.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

cmndstab posted:

Just lol if you wouldn't gleefully suckle on a cutey's butt.

That makes me tingle

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

So does abusing drugs but it's not right

loving dweeb

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

My favorite part of these threads are the people that unironically rush to the defense of anal sex. :allears:

Why would it be ironic? It's great. (For guys and girls; if you're a dude who would buttfuck a girl but wouldn't let her stick a few fingers up your rear end, you're total scum imo)

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
Enema's, guys. Enemas

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

i like that posted:

Makes sense on men because of prostate
I'm female, not into it

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

my coworker told me that women produce an anal lubricant known as "tears"

is this true?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I hear tell of a clan of strange men to the west. Their pagan customs are beyond fathoming - they eat a diet rich in fiber, do not daily drink alcohol to excess, and exercise regularly. They ritualistically shave their pubic area and anus, and before amorous congress pray to the goddess they call Enema. These barbarians say that she grants supernatural cleanliness and purest access to something called "Pro-state"

I am skeptical. But also curious to witness, and maybe even partake, of their curious practices.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i dunno man i just can't see god taking it up the pooper

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Stichk it in ha poo-pah!
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