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JiveHonky posted:Anal sex goes in the butt you idiots oh man is my face red
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Aug 7, 2016 02:03
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Just cut out the middleman and put your dick in the toilet after your partner poops
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Aug 7, 2016 02:04
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Women really need more things stuck in their assholes.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:04
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i've been told that everyone poops but i have yet to see the evidence
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Aug 7, 2016 02:06
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i got put in time out for a week and i wanted to make sure that this was the thread i made my first post in, prepare yourself for the post i've been waiting all week to make i hope you're ready here it comes anal is for sad dudes with tiny dongers 
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Aug 7, 2016 02:19
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i be never done Anal sex
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Aug 7, 2016 02:20
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do you think if everybody's belly buttons were like 6 inches deep people would have sex with them?
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Aug 7, 2016 02:21
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What was that one guy's avvy and custom text? It was "something something goes Up. The. rear end." I used to think it to myself quite often but now I've forgotten what goes up the rear end specifically.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:22
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Mozi posted:do you think if everybody's belly buttons were like 6 inches deep people would have sex with them? I'm sure this is already a thing.
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Aug 7, 2016 02:28
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Mozi posted:do you think if everybody's belly buttons were like 6 inches deep people would have sex with them? What about people with micro penises that have sex with their partner's nose?
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Aug 7, 2016 02:29
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so it's technically possible to do cocaine off of a penis that is itself inside your nose?
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Aug 7, 2016 02:31
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PUT UR JUNK IN HER TRUNK DROP A LOAD IN HER DUMPSTER
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Aug 7, 2016 02:31
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Business Gorillas posted:i got put in time out for a week and i wanted to make sure that this was the thread i made my first post in, prepare yourself for the post i've been waiting all week to make Fuk! I was expecting the Krusty meme don't leave me hanging, I'm edging hereeeeee
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Aug 7, 2016 02:34
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Aug 7, 2016 02:36
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I doubt this It's absolutely true. There's a magic spot inside a man's rear end, and having it massaged feels amazing. A gay guy wants his boyfriend's dick to do it, and a straight guy can ask his girlfriend for digital stimulation. Trust me; this is something you don't want to miss out on.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:29
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My dick is too big to do anal.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:35
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Rape Stink posted:My dick is too big to do anal. Even bigger than goatse???
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Aug 7, 2016 03:38
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The pelvic floor muscles can be strengthened through kegel exercises as well as devices like a flared weighted butt plug, they are also put to work during anal sex. These muscles have some important roles in urination, but also can help men control their ejaculation. Many men consider an orgasm and an ejaculation to be equivalent, but the reality is this is not the only, nor the strongest type of orgasm. Being able to control the ejaculation allows for further stimulation to the glands which would not be possible in a refractory period, which leads to stronger orgasms. This, combined with the entire area of prostate stimulation makes anal stimulation fairly pleasurable and healthy for men. Women also benefit from anal sex for similar reasons with the pelvic floor muscles. Other reasons such as "spicing it up" or using anal sex as a form of birth control are often appealing. The downsides of anal sex is it can be painful and messy, just like any other type of sex if you don't know what you're doing. It takes a lot of communication, which makes it particularly difficult for goons to partake. There is also an increased risk for anal tearing which ups the possibility of HIV and other STI transmission. Bacteria can be a problem if there isn't proper prep of the anus, which can lead to UTIs for women. All in all there are some pros and cons and it's up to those involved to decide if anal sex is right. However, with proper care and technique there is little risk and a lot of reward.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:52
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Stick it in the poo poo
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Aug 7, 2016 03:53
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Carmant posted:Stick it in the poo poo Alright we cool now
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Aug 7, 2016 04:06
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Richie! Not so rough!
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Aug 7, 2016 04:13
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man I was getting spitroasted and the guy in back was killing it so hard that when the guy in front told me to jerk him off i couldn't get enough control of my senses to make a fist. you know how you go a little silly when you're cumming? stretch that over 15 minutes, and that's what the right man with the right dick can do. keeping it marginalized is probably for the good of society tbh. you've got to be a certain quality of person to respect this knowledge without letting it rule you. nirvana isn't meant to be so close.
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Aug 7, 2016 04:21
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a fun thing to do while loving a lady in the butt is apply a vibrator to her clittyball, particularly if you like it when "nice girls" suddenly start doing an impromptu impression of regan macneill
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Aug 7, 2016 04:28
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you are supposed to enemea out ur butt with seltzer beforehand imo
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Aug 7, 2016 04:34
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one time i put my dick in a butt one time and it felt like i put my dick in a butt the end
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Aug 7, 2016 04:39
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Harald posted:you are supposed to enemea out ur butt with seltzer beforehand imo the part where dick goes, if there's poo in it, you have to poo. that's what having to poo is. if you don't have to poo, it's empty. there can be poo residue, but if you're not putting a couple preparatory fingers up there when you shower anyway how's a dick gonna fit up there if you're not stretching? poorly, motherfucker.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:00
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i'm a rebel i walk up the down escalator i walk in the exit door of home depot and the market and i put my peepee in the butt
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Aug 7, 2016 05:24
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Skylark posted:✨It feels amazing 👌✨ also learn to douche you gross scrubs
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Aug 7, 2016 06:40
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Aug 7, 2016 06:40
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naw just kiddin. pound dat rear end OP
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Aug 7, 2016 06:41
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http://oglaf.com/semifinal/ nsfw, but this thread probably isn't in the first place
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Aug 7, 2016 07:47
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do you gotta lube a butt? is the lube corporations behind all this anal?
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Aug 7, 2016 07:53
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are we talking sodomy cuz i heard thats bad
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Aug 7, 2016 08:01
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William Stoner posted:
Words to live by. Real hurthling! posted:do you gotta lube a butt? For maximum pleasure and a minimum of pain, lube is essential.
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Aug 7, 2016 08:47
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My wife has one stick up her butt already so I figure another one hurt!!! Haha!
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Aug 7, 2016 09:04
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do the doo
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Aug 7, 2016 09:57
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If ur girl offers up her stinkhole for you to put your meat into, it is a very special thing
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Aug 7, 2016 10:01
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i like that posted:Makes sense on men because of prostate ur supposed to do it for ur guy submit your bootyhole and let him plant his flag in all ur places
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Aug 7, 2016 10:03
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I'm 20 something year old woman and this topic has become something of an issue between my boyfriend and I. At first I accepted it was 'his thing' but now I've been seeing him for a year, he still exclusively gives me anal sex and often calls me "Big Jake" or "human being" during sex. I don't want to get into something I don't understand. A woman would have to say okay... I'll be part of this world.
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