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You can say "ew" when you're pulling your dick out and she'll think she's accidentally making GBS threads if she's new at it
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U kno what they say, anal sex is like spinach
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Aug 9, 2016 07:25
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Ork of Fiction posted:U kno what they say, anal sex is like spinach
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a hole-y ghost posted:Popeye loving loves it? Alternately, It's better raw. or You won't enjoy it as an adult if you were forced to have it as a child.
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But if the butt's already full of your peen where do the balls go in?
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KomodoWagon posted:But if the butt's already full of your peen where do the balls go in? you amateur
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KomodoWagon posted:But if the butt's already full of your peen where do the balls go in?
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Aug 9, 2016 08:15
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Oh. Okay...
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just relax ,hector, and i will convert you ironically i voted no to butt sex but i am a bit of a walking contradiction
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(This kills the butthole.)
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Me and my gf have been talking about trying anal together at some point; i've even bought the lube. Sounds like it would feel great and I don't mind things getting a little bit nasty as shes a bit of a nympho and it could be fun. Thing is we are either so tired from work or drunk from a night out that we can't be bothered to do all the prep so I don't rip her butt open or poo poo goes everywhere. Maybe someday soon! Will let you guys know xx
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henpod posted:Me and my gf have been talking about trying anal together at some point; i've even bought the lube. Sounds like it would feel great and I don't mind things getting a little bit nasty as shes a bit of a nympho and it could be fun. Thing is we are either so tired from work or drunk from a night out that we can't be bothered to do all the prep so I don't rip her butt open or poo poo goes everywhere. Maybe someday soon! Will let you guys know xx butt fetishest
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Aug 9, 2016 12:48
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As long as you don't pop another squat, should stay fairly clean until the next time you go.
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Microwaves Mom posted:gopher babies Mods. Please change my name to this.
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Why do people insist on sticking their genitals in an around eachother?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please ask your wife why she does not like anal sex She said, and I quote, "It just doesn't appeal to me at all; would you want that done to you?". I agreed that no, it didn't appeal to me either and that I had no real desire to try it. She asked what made me bring the subject up, and I said it was a topic on an Internet message board. That made her ask if I was on a message board about buttfucking, and I said well it isn't about buttfucking, but that it did seem to come up quite a bit. She kinda squinted disapprovingly at me and I told her not to be such a stick in the mud. She did not find that funny. Baxter fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Baxter posted:She did not find that funny. A shameful wife 
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henpod posted:Me and my gf have been talking about trying anal together at some point; i've even bought the lube. Sounds like it would feel great and I don't mind things getting a little bit nasty as shes a bit of a nympho and it could be fun. Thing is we are either so tired from work or drunk from a night out that we can't be bothered to do all the prep so I don't rip her butt open or poo poo goes everywhere. Maybe someday soon! Will let you guys know xx Ya I'm falling out of love 2
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If you have a tiny penis it may be the only way for you to experience a tight hole, OP.
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My ex wife surprised me w the album art of st anger tattooed on her butt and the fist disappears halfway into her
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hector quit pretending you have a fat wife
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:hector quit pretending you have a wife fixed
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Applewhite posted:If you have a tiny penis it may be the only way for you to experience a tight hole, OP. This is not a problem for me 
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Baxter posted:She said, and I quote, "It just doesn't appeal to me at all; would you want that done to you?". I agreed that no, it didn't appeal to me either and that I had no real desire to try it. I'm sorry I contributed to your marriages end, but thanks for the info
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Someone repost the story of the goon who was banging his GF in the pooper and when he pulled out she shat all over the bed. It was so rank that they both ended up puking their guts out.
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Lodin posted:Someone repost the story of the goon who was banging his GF in the pooper and when he pulled out she shat all over the bed. It was so rank that they both ended up puking their guts out. I didn't know Tucker Max was a goon.
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Lodin posted:Someone repost the story of the goon who was banging his GF in the pooper and when he pulled out she shat all over the bed. It was so rank that they both ended up puking their guts out. 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Ihave not had anal sex and will not until someone convinces me otherwise Pm me your address.
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Applewhite posted:I didn't know Tucker Max was a goon.
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:Pm me your address. 1823 M St NW, Washington, DC 20036
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Lodin posted:Someone repost the story of the goon who was banging his GF in the pooper and when he pulled out she shat all over the bed. It was so rank that they both ended up puking their guts out. Honestly sounds like a bonding experience lol
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Has anyone said "I can't explain it OP but I can show it to you first-hand" yet Because that's a pretty good joke but it's also a pretty natural response and there's been 7 pages of thread so I'd believe it came up
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loquacius posted:Has anyone said "I can't explain it OP but I can show it to you first-hand" yet Yeah. Took 5 pages for a your mom joke tho.
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https://youtu.be/T29T4ZNvvCk
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taboo, dom/sub pain & degeneracy, satisfying pleasure once you become accustomed to it, if the catcher is a guy they get their dilz wanked from the inside pretty easy to understand if you're not whitebread as gently caress
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I can't believe I watched the whole thing
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I can't believe I watched the whole thing 
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Neurolimal posted:
You see, this here might be the problem
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