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ChrisHansen posted:I ended up in the ER after going to the driving range because I crashed how the gently caress did that happen?
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please do not drive on the driving range the driving range is for driving only i repeat, there is no driving on the driving range; only driving is allowed on the range the management much appreciates your cooperation
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I don't think I'm drinking tonight guys
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I don't think I'm drinking tonight guys good. I don't think I'm gonna drink tomorrow
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im drinking. but my liver hurts. gently caress it though i doint care
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I don't think I'm drinking tonight guys Yup. You know you're drinking? AMIRITE?
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Merlot Brougham posted:Well, buddy, sometimes these things happen. I woke up soaking wet (apparently it rained that night) at my parents' in the passenger seat of my car one time with my full firefighter gear on..... including the helmet. I had a note taped to me that was pretty close to "Pennywise, I saved you from the ogre last night. You owe me for that. You are at your parent's house right now. Talk to you later." Good friends I guess?
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Aug 7, 2016 02:32
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my wife drove is to dinner tonight which was good because I'm not ok to drive but let's all get drunk
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I'm drunk. I don't feel that drunk, but when I got up to piss I almost fell over, so I think that's a good metric.
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I've been drinking and I've got some very controversial things to say. Iowa is cut rate Ohio.Cleveland does rock compared toe Des Moines.
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I'm at comfortably drunk levels, but I just can't decide if I would rather take a nap or jerk off. Help me thread!
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Aug 7, 2016 02:46
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First one, then the other
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Aug 7, 2016 02:47
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there was Olympic ping pong playing when we went to dinner it was hosed up how they hit serves
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VendaGoat posted:I'm at comfortably drunk levels, but I just can't decide if I would rather take a nap or jerk off. Help me thread! Definitely jerk off
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Definitely jerk off Ok then, gonna find some giantess porn, to switch things up. Thanks thread!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I woke up soaking wet (apparently it rained that night) at my parents' in the passenger seat of my car one time with my full firefighter gear on..... including the helmet. I had a note taped to me that was pretty close to "Pennywise, I saved you from the ogre last night. You owe me for that. You are at your parent's house right now. Talk to you later." You're a
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we watching the replay of nfl hall of fame speeches now and dungy needs to shut the gently caress up, give me favre
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jackyl posted:we watching the replay of nfl hall of fame speeches now and dungy needs to shut the gently caress up, give me favre have a shot friend
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MrDru posted:have a shot friend OK
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Definitely jerk off Mission accomplished.
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i am drinking now
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VendaGoat posted:Mission accomplished. *hugh fives your jerk off hand
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Merlot Brougham posted:You're a Only flash memories of that night. It was about 10 years ago. I just remember arguing with someone about being a firefighter because they didn't believe me, then I came in with the gear and the air tank/mask and everything. The patrons loved it. It was a lovely Irish dive bar which we almost broke the entire floor (literally, it was bending under us while we were jumping in unison) on St. Patty's day one night. VERY luckily, my chief or anyone else didn't find out. I was in my early 20s so...... hey, bad and potentially lifetime crippling decisions all around.  
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Only flash memories of that night. It was about 10 years ago. I just remember arguing with someone about being a firefighter because they didn't believe me, then I came in with the gear and the air tank/mask and everything. The patrons loved it. It was a lovely Irish dive bar which we almost broke the entire floor (literally, it was bending under us while we were jumping in unison) on St. Patty's day one night. VERY luckily, my chief or anyone else didn't find out. I was in my early 20s so...... hey, bad and potentially lifetime crippling decisions all around. gently caress it. You sure showed them.
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Merlot Brougham posted:gently caress it. You sure showed them. Yeah, luckily I had that note taped to me the next morning to tell me of the dumb poo poo I did. I'm curious about the "ogre"..... then again, I'm not.
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Aug 7, 2016 03:25
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wtf favre isn't doing. Good I will drink more
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Docahedron posted:No, I'm tired of getting drunk Same. Just like you I'm going to do it anyway.
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I'm going to try and stop at 3. If I move locations and am out more I will try to limit to 2. Thanks for reminding me to not be as shitfaced as you guys
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