MLS August GDT - Charlie Davies is human garbage.

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Charlie Davies is...
	Human Garbage
	Human Trash
	The worst US striker not named Jozy
	A lovely chap

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Timbers PA playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" as the Sounders enter the stadium.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:29

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:47

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

red bulls game has just been a never ending sequence of missed chances from us.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Seltzer posted:

red bulls game has just been a never ending sequence of missed chances from us.

Didn't miss that one.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:02

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_TmC0egCo

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:02

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

The New England Revolution are a useless team. Can't win the cup, can't stop Beckham from winning the cup, can't do anything other than pretend Charlie Davies was good. gently caress them.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:11

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Collin needs to stop with his early poo poo slide tackles.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:14

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

poo england

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:47

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Glad this game is on ESPN, it wasn't hard to convince the bartender to change away from golf.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chara should be the last person shocked when he gets a foul called against him.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:15

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Chara should be the last person shocked when he gets a foul called against him.

"But look how much smaller I am, how could I possibly have fouled such a big dude?!" - Chara, every time.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I foresee us losing a lot of games because no one knows how to defend a loving set piece :smithicide:

And of course it was scored by the guy who should've been suspended for this match.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:26

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Oh boy, tifo chat on the ESPN broadcast while Portland scores

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:27

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

That header was a rocket!

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

We let loving Melano score :suicide:

Marshall looks dead too

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:38

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

This is not going so well, good thing I'm getting on a flight and will miss the rest of it.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:41

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

gently caress Seattle.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Annnnnnnnnd I'm out

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:53

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

highme posted:

gently caress Seattle.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:55

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

highme posted:

gently caress Seattle.

Things are going well.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:10

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

camoseven posted:

Oh boy, tifo chat on the ESPN broadcast while Portland scores

what an embarrassing league lol

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:13

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

That was some bad defending.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

the double-most dangerous scoreline, Portland will regret their hubris

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:18

plainswalker75: Feb 22, 2003; Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles; Hair Elf

Ozzie Alonso is a real piece of poo poo

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:26

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

It is a little damp in Orlando.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:17

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Matarrita owns, hope he wasn't hurt after this

https://twitter.com/futbolmls/status/770062205563785216

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:33

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

https://twitter.com/uocooper/status/770082225572483072

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:44

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

They each only have one cup, cute

# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:45

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

That was awful lovely and no good.

# ? Sep 2, 2016 02:49

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

joshtothemaxx posted:

That was awful lovely and no good.

Oh, right, hey, there was a soccer game yesterday. I can't believe you let that shitload score TWO GOALS!

# ? Sep 2, 2016 15:10

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Good to see the Rapids go from the team that couldn't lose to the team that's losing to the Revs in New England. :smh:

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:08

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

And Nguyen shanks a pen! Ha!

I'm sure they'll get that back eventually.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:15

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

And Nguyen hits another post. Meanwhile the Rapids haven't had a meaningful offensive moment in about 25 minutes.

Rapids are lucky it's 1-0 after 44' while I'm typing this.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:22

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Ugh, of course.

Why does Erik Hurtado even exist? One of those goes in in the first half and this is a vastly different ballgame.

edit: oh hey josh maybe close this thread?

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Sep 4, 2016

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:22

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

There's a new thread, friends.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:43

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 07:47

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

There it is! Defensive breakdown leads to 2-0. LeToux misses Tierny going outside for a goal to the opposite top corner. It's largely over. Too bad.

# ? Sep 4, 2016 01:46

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