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redm posted:right ur being super pathetic man
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Professor Shark posted:So do other women? u think all women have children?
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Aug 7, 2016 16:48
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strip clubs are the only place left in obama's america where you can buy booze and smoke inside, so they are worth it for that alone
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Professor Shark posted:Last bachelor party I went to everyone got drunk enough that they wanted to go to the sleaziest club they could think of, a buddy and I dropped out from behind the group and just left.
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I was on a business trip to Connecticut once and I was bored one night so I went to a strip club for a bit. I had the prime rib, which was good, then watched girls dance with their titties out. I had per diem so technically work paid for it. I got a lapdance from this one girl with a big butt. She's showed me her pussy a few times, put her titties on my face, and she grinded on me until I came in my pants. She knew what she was doing cuz she kept making sure my dick was positioned in her butt crack moving it as needed and giving it a gentle squeeze. I paid and tipped her well, and left with a smile and a visible wet spot on my jeans. I then jerked off and got drunk in my hotel room. That is my best strip club story thanks for reading.
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shoophobo posted:I was on a business trip to Connecticut once and I was bored one night so I went to a strip club for a bit. I had the prime rib, which was good, then watched girls dance with their titties out. 
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Aug 7, 2016 17:06
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it started with "i went to a strip club alone" (presumably) and went downhill from there
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Aug 7, 2016 17:08
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shoophobo posted:
Volume posted:Strip clubs are the ultimate friend zone.
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Aug 7, 2016 17:09
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it's worth visiting just to hear stories from the girls such as how they are going to school to become a x-ray tech.
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Aug 7, 2016 17:36
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Op is 100% correct.
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Aug 7, 2016 17:39
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I think Canadian strip clubs you can touch the gooches.
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Aug 7, 2016 17:45
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OP what are you, retarded?
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Darth123123 posted:I think Canadian strip clubs you can touch the gooches. no
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Aug 7, 2016 17:49
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Did I break a rule?  I'm sorry Canadians
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Aug 7, 2016 17:53
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Darth123123 posted:I think Canadian strip clubs you can touch the gooches. Sometimes.
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Agag posted:Sometimes. In Quebec ?
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Aug 7, 2016 17:55
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I thought strip club buffets were some sort of an inside joke for standup comedians, because eating food at a strip club is so absurd that nobody, even the people who regularly go to strip clubs, would do it. But it's real. What the gently caress
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Darth123123 posted:In Quebec ? It varies club to club. Some clubs are basically brothels, others you can honk the boobs but that's it.
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client posted:strip clubs are the only place left in obama's america where you can buy booze and smoke inside, so they are worth it for that alone I grew up in NJ and it was kind of a rite of passage to go to Stiletto's. They either simply didn't have a liquor licence or no strip clubs could have them in NJ. This was about 15 years ago or so. It was depressing as gently caress because we didn't know beforehand, all the regulars had brown-bagged it. The strippers would cycle around the tables and flail around, we were tipping them singles because we were broke college kids. The one neat thing was that one stripper who looked Iranian did her dance on stage and didn't break eye contact with me through her entire song. I was so moved I tipped her my only $5 bill. Other than that it was a thoroughly depressing event, it felt degrading for everyone involved, and it soured me on strip clubs in general. Nowadays if I'm hanging out with friends and anyone earnestly asks "strip club, gentlemen?" I just ghost. That's my story,
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Filthy Hans posted:I grew up in NJ and it was kind of a rite of passage to go to Stiletto's. They either simply didn't have a liquor licence or no strip clubs could have them in NJ. This was about 15 years ago or so. It was depressing as gently caress because we didn't know beforehand, all the regulars had brown-bagged it. The strippers would cycle around the tables and flail around, we were tipping them singles because we were broke college kids. The one neat thing was that one stripper who looked Iranian did her dance on stage and didn't break eye contact with me through her entire song. I was so moved I tipped her my only $5 bill. Other than that it was a thoroughly depressing event, it felt degrading for everyone involved, and it soured me on strip clubs in general. Nowadays if I'm hanging out with friends and anyone earnestly asks "strip club, gentlemen?" I just ghost. Strip clubs everywhere must be a NJ thing,. I remember when I went in to get my NJ drivers license, there was a strip clip right next to the MVC
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Aug 7, 2016 18:03
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I work in a rural hole in the wall strip club ama
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Nascardad posted:I work in a rural hole in the wall strip club ama What's your favorite song to dance to?
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Go in the building, pay the cover and look at the titties. You don't have to spend 300 bucks on a private dance jfc
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the best stripper big high heels are the ones that can store money
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Aug 7, 2016 18:07
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Volume posted:What's your favorite song to dance to? I usually have to dance to music I hate . If it were my choice anything by The Stranglers is perfect . But being across from 3 cow farms I stick to country .
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Nascardad posted:I work in a rural hole in the wall strip club ama Post ur gooch?
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Darth123123 posted:Post ur gooch? Any gooch showing in the bar I work in gets us fired
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etalian posted:Strip clubs everywhere must be a NJ thing,. There certainly are a tone of them, and as far as I know they're all skeezy, I used to drive by Satin Dolls (the real-life Bada Bing from the Sopranos) all the time and heard the girls were way nastier than the ones at Stilettos, some of whom were actually nice and attractive women. If anyone in North Jersey wants to go to a decent club they go to Manhattan and drop piles of money. I went to a private school for a few years and a few of the richer kids would go to Runway 69 in NYC every weekend. That must have been a seriously expensive habit.
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Nascardad posted:Any gooch showing in the bar I work in gets us fired What's the grossest thing you've seen in the club?
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Aug 7, 2016 18:25
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redm posted:If I could just go into one and sit by myself, be completely ignored by the dancers and go without some random idiot deciding I need an attitude adjustment, they'd probably be somewhat bearable. The world is teeming with places where people would be happy to ignore you, maybe just go there instead?
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Aug 7, 2016 18:46
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Who was that goon in E/N, he had a big addiction to strip clubs? It was funny
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Nascardad posted:Any gooch showing in the bar I work in gets us fired How many patrons do you "date"?
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Filthy Hans posted:There certainly are a tone of them, and as far as I know they're all skeezy, I used to drive by Satin Dolls (the real-life Bada Bing from the Sopranos) all the time and heard the girls were way nastier than the ones at Stilettos, some of whom were actually nice and attractive women. If anyone in North Jersey wants to go to a decent club they go to Manhattan and drop piles of money. I went to a private school for a few years and a few of the richer kids would go to Runway 69 in NYC every weekend. That must have been a seriously expensive habit. It's just not near the MVC, even driving on the highways you can easily see strip clubs from the main highways.
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Frankenstyle posted:The world is teeming with places where people would be happy to ignore you, maybe just go there instead? name any sort of public place you can think of and I'll be ready with a story about some random dipshit I've never met waltzing their dumbass up to pester me with life advice
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redm posted:name any sort of public place you can think of and I'll be ready with a story about some random dipshit I've never met waltzing their dumbass up to pester me with life advice your local library
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Aug 7, 2016 19:17
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Filthy Hans posted:There certainly are a tone of them, and as far as I know they're all skeezy, I used to drive by Satin Dolls (the real-life Bada Bing from the Sopranos) all the time and heard the girls were way nastier than the ones at Stilettos, some of whom were actually nice and attractive women. If anyone in North Jersey wants to go to a decent club they go to Manhattan and drop piles of money. I went to a private school for a few years and a few of the richer kids would go to Runway 69 in NYC every weekend. That must have been a seriously expensive habit. Frank's chicken house actually served really good fried chicken though.
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Volume posted:your local library  the nerve of some people I swear
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redm posted:name any sort of public place you can think of and I'll be ready with a story about some random dipshit I've never met waltzing their dumbass up to pester me with life advice maybe stop looking like a poo poo-covered junkie hobo
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I still go to strip clubs, and my fiancee always insists on going with me. She's cool like that.
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