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Strip clubs: company credit cards (a lot of companies specifically allot money for this), and having insane molly fueled sex in the private rooms, "VIP" lounge, what have you. Otherwise yes its for suckers
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Day Man posted:What's the grossest thing you've seen in the club? Hmmm I'm gonna say this old gross dude walked in jerking off . He then sat down and jerked off so hard he broke the stool then ran away. . This is also the same guy who asked me if I hosed my dad ever . He looked like a weird smelly version of Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future . Darth123123 posted:How many patrons do you "date"? 
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Aug 7, 2016 19:33
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etalian posted:it's worth visiting just to hear stories from the girls such as how they are going to school to become a x-ray tech. During my recent surgery, my anesthesiologist was really hot, so Idk, in a perfect world, a former stripper helped remove my appendix. 
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Aug 7, 2016 19:35
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paul_soccer10 posted:it started with "i went to a strip club alone" (presumably) and went downhill from there its better if you look at it as "a really good prime rib story" rather than "a really sad sex story"
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Aug 7, 2016 19:36
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Blue Train posted:maybe stop looking like a poo poo-covered junkie hobo make me fuckpiece
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Aug 7, 2016 19:47
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maybe try male strip clubs OP?
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Aug 7, 2016 20:05
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A local radio interview revealed all the local strip clubs are shutting down because no one under the age of 60 would be caught dead in such a sketchy loving environment. Cant wait till they all die out, strip clubs make a neighborhood 10000X grosser
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Aug 7, 2016 20:10
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Rare Collectable posted:A local radio interview revealed all the local strip clubs are shutting down because no one under the age of 60 would be caught dead in such a sketchy loving environment. another victim of the gay agenda
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Strip clubs: company credit cards (a lot of companies specifically allot money for this), and having insane molly fueled sex in the private rooms, "VIP" lounge, what have you. Otherwise yes its for suckers Lol no
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Aug 7, 2016 20:49
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i dated a stripper i met at a strip club for awhile except everything had to be done before the evening due to her job and my alcoholism made it impossible to keep those hours so it ended
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Aug 7, 2016 20:57
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No-one has a hard one you plum. The girls are probably fitter than you missus, but you can shag your missus without pointless chat first and 20 quid.
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Aug 7, 2016 21:07
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Depending on the place it's sometimes fun to show up before peak hours since strippers can be pretty hilarious and have funny stories from the job.
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Aug 7, 2016 21:19
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Rare Collectable posted:A local radio interview revealed all the local strip clubs are shutting down because no one under the age of 60 would be caught dead in such a sketchy loving environment. http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2016/08/04/study_shows_strip_clubs_don_t_bring_down_home_prices_in_seattle.html This article disagrees. Portland has the best strip clubs. Stripparoke is fun once a year.
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Aug 7, 2016 21:46
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Oscar Wild posted:http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2016/08/04/study_shows_strip_clubs_don_t_bring_down_home_prices_in_seattle.html Stripparoke is fun once a year. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/19/stripparoke-stripping-karaoke-portland-oregon-devils-point
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Aug 7, 2016 21:48
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http://www.wikihow.com/Go-to-a-Strip-Club
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Aug 7, 2016 21:53
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lol a bunch of you go to and have opinions about strip clubs
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Aug 7, 2016 23:26
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Ive never been to a strip club and really have no opinion of them. Can you wager money that a stripper can't blow my hat off with a fart/etc.? Like if she can't do it i don't have to pay
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You don't have to say "cis women," OP. If you just say "women" people will know what you're talking about. Anyway strip clubs in the US are pretty pointless for the reasons you describe. In other countries you're allowed to grope them and stuff for pennies on the dollar for what it costs in the US. At a really high end strip club the girls are also good conversationalists.
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Applewhite posted:At a really high end strip club the girls are also good conversationalists. The girls are badass. I mean their lives are a mess and its a demeaning job, but they make bank and are total mercenaries.
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Darth123123 posted:Lol no lol yes. Get a job in commercial construction and yes, you get latitude - which I imagine feels pretty great for drunk straight married guys I have to drive home after they cheat on their wife.
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Aug 8, 2016 00:00
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Strip clubs are good and cool, I like them a lot!
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Aug 8, 2016 00:33
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I'm the goon too cool for strip clubs
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Aug 8, 2016 00:34
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when i turned 18 i worked at jack in the box and this 30 year old female manager took me to a strip club and bought me a bunch of lapdances then sucked my dick in the car
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FordPRefectLL posted:when i turned 18 i worked at jack in the box and this 30 year old female manager took me to a strip club and bought me a bunch of lapdances then sucked my dick in the car Goongrats!
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FordPRefectLL posted:when i turned 18 i worked at jack in the box and this 30 year old female manager took me to a strip club and bought me a bunch of lapdances then sucked my dick in the car Noice
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Aug 8, 2016 00:44
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:
What the gently caress!
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Aug 8, 2016 02:06
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the club a friend of mine used to work at in new orleans had an atm w/a "make it rain" button on it as one of the options when you got cash outta it instead of dispensing money to you this would just directly shower it onto the stage
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Aug 8, 2016 02:09
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the club a friend of mine used to work at in new orleans had an atm w/a "make it rain" button on it as one of the options when you got cash outta it Owns
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etalian posted:Depending on the place it's sometimes fun to show up before peak hours since strippers can be pretty hilarious and have funny stories from the job. there's this place in new orleans called the three legged dog that's the only bar in the quarter that also has food and laundry machines so if you're there at like 3am or so you'll see all the strippers come in after work and blow thru their cash it's p cool they tend to have fun stories like how one of them found out that she could fist her own rear end after losing part of a banana in it
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot I like this post.
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Pro tip: Watch the strippers 'til your cock is twitchin', then run to the toilets for a wank. Repeat until balls and wallet are drained.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:41
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I went to a clown themed strip club and saw the good reverend horton heat. So maybe you're just doing it wrong.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:42
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according to my friend who used to strip apparently the busiest days for the club are xmas and thanksgiving like they get fuckin slammed b/c people who traveled into town wanna escape their families or w/e
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:according to my friend who used to strip apparently the busiest days for the club are xmas and thanksgiving this is very sad. sometimes i want to escape my family on holidays but the idea of a stripper showing off her vagoo while buck cherry plays and shes got a sad little santa hat on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCq8XDgrP0
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Pon de Bundy posted:this is very sad. sometimes i want to escape my family on holidays but the idea of a stripper showing off her vagoo while buck cherry plays and shes got a sad little santa hat on please don't kinkshame
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Aug 8, 2016 03:36
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cool jon pop thread
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BigBadSteve posted:Pro tip: Watch the strippers 'til your cock is twitchin', then run to the toilets for a wank. Repeat until balls and wallet are drained. What if I can't find any man to wank in the toilets
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Don Tacorleone posted:What if I can't find any man to wank in the toilets Lol
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This anecdote is boring. The first time I have ever been to a strip club in my entire life was a few months ago so I went on a whim because I didn't feel like going home just yet. I take absolutely no issue with lonewolfing this sort of thing but they almost didn't let me in because they had a rule about not letting in women who are without a male escort*. It was actually pretty swank once I got past the metal detector and contraband search, like they were trying in earnest to make up for the the skeeziness inherent to a strip club. If it weren't for the underdressed ladies it would have actually been pretty classy.I ordered a single drink and did some discreet people-watching just thinking about the appeal of all this and the kind of people who went (surprisingly even gender ratio, well-dressed yuppies) and then got bored in about 15-20 minutes and really irritated with the music+MC and left. That's my strip club story. * No idea if this is even legal or not.
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