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I've never been to one. Is there any sort of coded language used to get around rules and stuff?
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redm posted:strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason i do this in offices
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Aug 8, 2016 07:59
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You just have to ask "are you a cop?" cause they have to tell the truth and only cops follow rules
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Aug 8, 2016 07:59
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Strip clubs would be cool as hell if I could find one that wasn't chock-full of trafficked sex workers. Living in a country with decent unemployment benefits sucks rear end.
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Aug 8, 2016 10:00
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If I won the lottery, I'd probably just make hanging out at the strip club my day job 
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Aug 8, 2016 13:48
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Amarcarts posted:I've never been to one. Is there any sort of coded language used to get around rules and stuff? yeah. cash.
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Aug 8, 2016 13:51
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My fave strip club memory was when I was like 21 and me and my buddies were in France in a seedy part of Toulon and they were all hitting on the strippers and the barmaid. They were all striking out... but then the woman, who I hadn't really been interacting with, came over to me, took my hand, and led me to the back room. "Holy poo poo," I thought to myself. "I am about to gently caress this pretty woman that everyone else has been hitting on." So we go to the back, and there's this weird booth back there, and we sit down. She is close to me, her thigh is against mine. We make our introductions. And then the tears literally start flowing (from her) and she is crying and explaining to me that she "isn't a whore," and she doesn't know why so many people think she is. I had to comfort her and tell her that I'm sure she's actually a really nice girl. After about 10 minutes of me calming her down she gave me a hug, thanked me, and we went back out to the front of the place. I wish I could say this was a unique experience when it came to me and strippers.... and this is why I haven't been back to a strip club in over 20 years. I'm not a loving therapist..... but apparently I am a natural stripper whisperer.
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Aug 8, 2016 13:59
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Darth123123 posted:Who was that goon in E/N, he had a big addiction to strip clubs? It was funny Iron Crowned posted:Strip clubs are good and cool, I like them a lot! Iron Crowned posted:If I won the lottery, I'd probably just make hanging out at the strip club my day job
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Aug 8, 2016 14:25
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Hi op, I've never been to a strip club, turned down some offers for the reasons you stated. Cheers
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Aug 8, 2016 14:26
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Amarcarts posted:I've never been to one. Is there any sort of coded language used to get around rules and stuff? As long as they don't say specifically you're going to the backroom to gently caress for money, you'll be "fine". They could literally lead you by the hand to the backroom and not say a thing and boom that's the transaction. Note that if you get caught you can still get arrested or get your arm broke by the bouncers.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:05
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Roman Reigns posted:As long as they don't say specifically you're going to the backroom to gently caress for money, you'll be "fine". They could literally lead you by the hand to the backroom and not say a thing and boom that's the transaction. *bouncer who is not a grown man but instead 3 8 year olds on top of each other is very angry over loving in his club*
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Aug 8, 2016 16:16
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Pon de Bundy posted:*bouncer who is not a grown man but instead 3 8 year olds on top of each other is very angry over loving in his club* he did a business transaction
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Aug 8, 2016 16:17
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How! posted:I went to a clown themed strip club and saw the good reverend horton heat. There's nothing I don't like about this sentence. GORDON posted:My fave strip club memory That woman was a sex slave and you probably saved her from being sold to an Arab oil baron by keeping her in the backroom for long enough for him to leave. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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Aug 8, 2016 16:40
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real. I 100% agree.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:44
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You're not paying for the boners, you're paying for the company 
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Aug 8, 2016 16:47
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redm posted:strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason also i know this is prolly a joke but strippers fuckin hate you guy just shut up and give up the cash
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Aug 8, 2016 16:54
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Archer666 posted:Imagine being very hungry, then going to a restaurant and having the waiter slowly and sensually rub a steak in your face. Strip clubs work the same way. LOL'ing so hard from this srsly, strip clubs are dumb as gently caress and you are garbage if you ever patronize one buy a hooker like a man
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Aug 8, 2016 23:19
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i went to a strip club on my 18th birthday and yeah it was fun i guess but seriously I only need to wake up minus $400 with a pile of cum and tear soaked tissues next to me and a profound sense of despair once in my lifetime thanks i really don't get how they are a thing people enjoy that cotton candy perfume was nice though. trashy as gently caress don't get me wrong, but in a sexy way. 
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Aug 8, 2016 23:33
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Amarcarts posted:I've never been to one. Is there any sort of coded language used to get around rules and stuff? You get drunk and ask the money hungry naked ladies for bj when they get done writhing around on stage.
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Aug 8, 2016 23:35
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a dog from hell posted:You get drunk and ask the money hungry naked ladies for bj when they get done writhing around on stage. hello ma'am once you are finished gyrating i would like to order ONE ORAL SEX please
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Aug 8, 2016 23:37
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so then why not just find an independent operator to do that? i guess they won't fux with some drunk dude though still though I bet the strippers willing to also do that stuff are not the same strippers you'd really want to be watching dance am I right. plus idk I'd feel kinda disgusted with myself like drat bro you're taking advantage of this woman's financial status to put your disgusting unwashed drunk dick in her
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Aug 8, 2016 23:37
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Moridin920 posted:so then why not just find an independent operator to do that? 1. Yes they will 2. Strippers are sexy 3. Most guys are suckerfish
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Aug 8, 2016 23:38
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a dog from hell posted:1. Yes they will idk man I posit that the strippers who will sex you are not typically the sexiest ones it's like high school; the sex you want you don't get, and the sex you get you don't want #3 is true though for sure. guys are stupid as gently caress when they get a little horny.
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Aug 8, 2016 23:39
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Moridin920 posted:idk man I posit that the strippers who will sex you are not typically the sexiest ones hey man I knew some dope sick Russian strippers who were pretty hot who would do anything for 100 dollars .
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Aug 8, 2016 23:42
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Pon de Bundy posted:hey man I knew some dope sick Russian strippers who were pretty hot who would do anything for 100 dollars . Can you tell us about Albanian strip clubs? Do they have those?
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Aug 9, 2016 01:29
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Moridin920 posted:so then why not just find an independent operator to do that? i guess they won't fux with some drunk dude though Actually it's the woman who is taking advantage of your social status to gain monetary reward
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Aug 9, 2016 01:52
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How! posted:I went to a clown themed strip club and saw the good reverend horton heat. So maybe you're just doing it wrong. A fun Reverend Horton Heat story: He came to Houston and played at semi-normal music venue that was used to playing whatever was popular in 2006. Anyway the good Reverend attracts quite a crowd in Houston and they like to drink. Before the opener gets through the first song they are basically out of beer. The good Reverends fans basically drank an entire months supply of beer before he got on stage. So the club manager sends the bar hands and bouncers out in their personal cars with orders to raid all the local grocery, liquor and convenience stores. My friend was working as bouncer at the time and said I'm the year and a half working there he had never seen anything like it.
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Aug 9, 2016 01:53
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:A fun Reverend Horton Heat story: i've seen him twice and can confirm this is a thing bales of cocaine fallin' from low flyin' planes!
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Aug 9, 2016 02:06
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:A fun Reverend Horton Heat story: Reverend Horton Heat owns.
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Aug 9, 2016 04:55
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rock rock posted:Can you tell us about Albanian strip clubs? Do they have those? motherfucker I live in Dearborn MI . but no Albania doesn't have strip clubs , unless they are the secret kind because : 1. Albania is a Muslim country kind of sometimes not really , and communism is over .
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Aug 9, 2016 22:54
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Moridin920 posted:so then why not just find an independent operator to do that? i guess they won't fux with some drunk dude though A few misconceptions in this post. Very few hookers are "independent" they are usually in some kind of loose affiliation with other hookers, pimps or brothels if you live in not America. Second it is not exploitative or taking advantage, it's just degenerate. This woman is selling her body for money to support a lifestyle she can't afford otherwise or because she doesn't want to work. A man pays to get his rocks off either way and if he pays for a hooker at least he won't get cheated on. Exception made for literal sex slavery. I have no idea how prevalent that really is. Watch out for foreigners I guess but you should do that anyway of course.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:09
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a dog from hell posted:A few misconceptions in this post. Very few hookers are "independent" they are usually in some kind of loose affiliation with other hookers, pimps or brothels if you live in not America. I'm speaking as an American. I'm well aware that globally that's not really a thing and I'm well aware that that stuff still exists here. But, independent operators are def a thing here. a dog from hell posted:Second it is not exploitative or taking advantage, it's just degenerate. This woman is selling her body for money to support a lifestyle she can't afford otherwise or because she doesn't want to work. lmao gently caress off with this lowkey "poors are just lazy" poo poo bro. yeah they only strip because they need money for drugs or luxuries they don't really need just  person doing a job they really don't want to do or find morally repugnant because they need to survive is exploitation. Preeeetty sure the average stripper doesn't want to suck random drunk dicks and be treated like poo poo by entitled assholes. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Aug 9, 2016 23:13
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Preeetty loving sure my friend didn't stress about going in to the club where some drunk fuckface tried to choke her out during a lapdance because haha she spent the rent money on drugs and Prada bags! Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Aug 9, 2016 23:18
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Moridin920 posted:I'm speaking as an American. I'm well aware that globally that's not really a thing and I'm well aware that that stuff still exists here. But, independent operators are def a thing here. I mean I am poor and have met hookers and strippers but yeah I agree that the poor are pure at heart.  Hooking and stripping are both a racket. If they only needed to survive they would get a job. The only people I am going to hear out for an argument about survival are the loons in the streets and those in the ghettos. There are more women who strip/hook out of preference than you think.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:20
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a dog from hell posted:I mean I am poor and have met hookers and strippers but yeah I agree that the poor are pure at heart. They are, for the most part, girls down on their luck. Yeah, there's drug addiction and bad money management skills. Guess what, they're poor. I'm not idealizing poor people, I'm saying look at how retarded you are for saying 'they should just get a real job instead if they don't like stripping/hooking.' As if youth unemployment rates aren't in the DOUBLE loving DIGITS. quote:If they only needed to survive they would get a job. The only people I am going to hear out for an argument about survival are the loons in the streets and those in the ghettos. You're a piece of poo poo mate idk what to tell you. You're poor right why don't you just get a better job then you lazy degenerate?
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Aug 9, 2016 23:22
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also you must really hate women if you have 0 issue with thinking 'stripping is a racket and they are just scamming good men out of their money so they deserve whatever they get' like woah broa dog from hell posted:There are more women who strip/hook out of preference than you think. and just to be clear, I know these exist and I'm not saying they don't or that there is anything wrong with that. But lol if you think that's really the norm. You must also believe it when the hooker says 'that was the best sex I've ever had!' or when a stripper tells you she's just getting through law school.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:24
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Moridin920 posted:They are, for the most part, girls down on their luck. Yeah, there's drug addiction and bad money management skills. Guess what, they're poor. You're talking about things you don't know about so this is pointless.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:25
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a dog from hell posted:You're talking about things you don't know about so this is pointless. imo actually what happened here is you just got shut down with specific arguments and you're trying to slip your way out by doing one of these what don't I know about? youth unemployment last month in the USA was 10.8% Answer the question then, by your own arguments you're only poor because you're either spending your money on drugs or luxuries you don't need and you're too lazy to get a better job. True or no? If no, why are you special? Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Aug 9, 2016 23:26
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I got a job for them, and it starts with a b
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Aug 9, 2016 23:31
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Moridin920 posted:imo actually what happened here is you just got shut down with specific arguments and you're trying to slip your way out by doing one of these I'm not going to cry a river for the oldest profession. Individuals have tragedies in their lives yes but so do most people.
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Aug 9, 2016 23:33
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