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I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real.
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I don't get why the strippers look at me weird when I take my pants off and drape them over the back of the chair. I don't want them getting wrinkled byatch jeez. 
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My coworker spent 1300 at some club called spearmint in vegas. He even bragged about shaking his boot so sweaty cash came out to cover the tip. I guess you tip the back room dancers?
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Edgar posted:My coworker spent 1300 at some club called spearmint in vegas. He even bragged about shaking his boot so sweaty cash came out to cover the tip. I guess you tip the back room dancers? Who the gently caress brags about spending 1300 on a woman and not even getting a handy?
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Aug 7, 2016 05:45
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Neckbeard nerdy techie utah boys are easy marks I guess. Best part is when his wife got a call about a large transaction from their credit card company.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:47
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you look at the boobs op its not even hard, loving idiot
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Aug 7, 2016 05:48
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lol if prostitution isn't legal in your country.
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lol so he loses 1300 dollars and his wife finds out about it and probably divorced him all so he could look at some fake tits that don't even shake in a dark room with a bunch of other horny dudes? Yeah strip clubs sounds like a real winner.
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gotta go to the real dirty ones or the real expensive ones to do the dirty stuff
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Volume posted:naked cis-women obviously youve never been in a strip club nerd. gtfo back to reddit
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Edgar posted:My coworker spent 1300 at some club called spearmint in vegas. He even bragged about shaking his boot so sweaty cash came out to cover the tip. I guess you tip the back room dancers? Put it on the company credit card, or attach yourself to a group that can. Congrats to a bumblefuck doofus who brags about spending disgustingly moist boot cash that should have gotten him sex, but didn't. Vegas truly is a magical city.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:52
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Well he said his wife gave him permission. Probably thought throwing ones at some girl on a pole. Whelp, the stripper did reach into his sweaty gym shorts in glorious 104 degree vegas and grabbed his pecker. It was a very awkward lunch with the support team when he told us this story. I told my wife and she said he was full poo poo. So the next day he showed me his bank statement and gave me the club owners card as proof.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:55
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lol 1300 dollars for a quick half second touch on the dilz. Yeah money totally well spent.
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Due to union issues, I'm not allowed near strippers.
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Volume posted:lol 1300 dollars for a quick half second touch on the dilz. Yeah money totally well spent. For 1300 dollars she should rip the thing off and take it home with her.
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Volume posted:lol 1300 dollars for a quick half second touch on the dilz. Yeah money totally well spent. He told me, he will spend good money for experiences. Like 150 bucks for a steak at some fancy steakhouse. I'm just a dumdum who saves his money.
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Strip clubs are the ultimate friend zone. Sure I'll drive for miles just to see you and give you all my money and buy you drinks and get nothing in return for it.
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real. Good point
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real. can we change the word filter for "im gay" to this post
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Aug 7, 2016 06:23
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op's never been to the landing strip in Detroit obviously
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women I found your problem. You are a human being.
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Edgar posted:My coworker spent 1300 at some club called spearmint in vegas. He even bragged about shaking his boot so sweaty cash came out to cover the tip. I guess you tip the back room dancers? Oh noe you can spend $1300 in one of the most famous sexual service joints of its type in the world? I'm loving reeling, woow Next thing I know you'll be telling me there are restaurants where you can spend hundreds on a meal, or houses that cost tens of millions of dollars, fucken weird
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I have a friend who keeps spending absurd amounts of money at strip clubs and gets nothing to show for it but a lighter wallet. I did something similar while drunk once, which still kind of pisses me off when I think about it. What a waste of money. I did get to squeeze this chick's spectacular fake tits at her request and I must say, I don't know why people badmouth fake tits so much. They were pretty good.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Oh noe you can spend $1300 in one of the most famous sexual service joints of its type in the world? I'm loving reeling, woow I don't understand excess. He should of gone to the dollar tree brand of strip clubs.
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I'm sorry but just lmao , lmao if that is your strip club experience . in the Detroit area I know strippers that will gently caress for less than 100 dollars , poo poo much less 1300 for a sad touch . I can't even ..lol "can't touch the strippers" what club is that ? Hahahahahaha
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Aug 7, 2016 07:09
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you go to a strip club to FIND a prostitute friend
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Strip clubs are way better if you go with women, cause strippers drop their guard around other ladies.
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whats not to get?
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Wear sweat pants. Lifehack
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I worked next to a strip club for a while and I'd go in there to drink after work sometimes and one night one of the ladies talked me into doing the "very important person" room with her which was a small booth behind a big privacy curtain and it started with her dancing on my lap and putting her tits on my face then she kinda took my hands and started putting them on her privates (the butthole and pussy) and then we made out while I touched on her privates (butthole and pussy again) and then she unzipped my pants and put a condom on my pranger with her mouth (neat imo) and we did sex together, I never Sat down for sex before which was interesting I paid her for the half hour and tipped her a bit too and I thought "huh strip clubs are kinda cool, I thought you couldn't touch the women and had to go home with painful balls" but when I told my friend he explained that she was a prostitute and I had paid her for sex, not a "very important person" lapdance Still cool for me I would say
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i like tits but lmao strip clubs are retarded
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She did however say "i never tell any guys this but my real name isn't cocoa it is Rachel" so maybe she just thought I was special?? I mean in magick knowing a person's true name from their own lips is very powerful and she confided in me so who nose????
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Wickerman posted:obviously youve never been in a strip club nerd. gtfo back to reddit
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lol if you cant enjoy getting hard together with a bunch of men
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Gatekeeper posted:She did however say "i never tell any guys this but my real name isn't cocoa it is Rachel" so maybe she just thought I was special?? I mean in magick knowing a person's true name from their own lips is very powerful and she confided in me so who nose???? oh mate...
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Gatekeeper posted:She did however say "i never tell any guys this but my real name isn't cocoa it is Rachel" so maybe she just thought I was special?? I mean in magick knowing a person's true name from their own lips is very powerful and she confided in me so who nose???? WTF you mean that bitch's name isn't really Cocoa? She lied to me
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strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason
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redm posted:strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason I hate you, as well, for this reason.
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