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I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real.
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Edgar posted:My coworker spent 1300 at some club called spearmint in vegas. He even bragged about shaking his boot so sweaty cash came out to cover the tip. I guess you tip the back room dancers? Who the gently caress brags about spending 1300 on a woman and not even getting a handy?
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lol so he loses 1300 dollars and his wife finds out about it and probably divorced him all so he could look at some fake tits that don't even shake in a dark room with a bunch of other horny dudes? Yeah strip clubs sounds like a real winner.
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lol 1300 dollars for a quick half second touch on the dilz. Yeah money totally well spent.
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Strip clubs are the ultimate friend zone. Sure I'll drive for miles just to see you and give you all my money and buy you drinks and get nothing in return for it.
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shoophobo posted:
Volume posted:Strip clubs are the ultimate friend zone.
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Nascardad posted:I work in a rural hole in the wall strip club ama What's your favorite song to dance to?
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redm posted:name any sort of public place you can think of and I'll be ready with a story about some random dipshit I've never met waltzing their dumbass up to pester me with life advice your local library
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Gatekeeper posted:i like to pop into the local club, let the girls know about Pell grants, drop off some pamphlets for community college, but the bouncers spot my stoic face immediately and i gotta jet ASAP That's hosed up dude. At least there are programs and institutions that'll help them from their multiple drug addictions. There is no escape from student loans.
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Snatch Duster posted:Here a tip. Wow that's pretty bigoted of you.
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