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strippers like me a lot because I always ask them about their lives and try to suggest they find a different line of work and the people that run strip clubs hate my guts for the exact same reason
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I hate you, as well, for this reason. thank you that means a lot Cowboy Pope posted:Strippers don't like you, they can just tell you're like that and are trying to create your weird fantasy for you the day I imagine that a stripper is capable of getting a bead on my psychological profile or sexual interests by speaking to me for less than 10 minutes is the day I decide to stick my genitals in a food processor. No duh that it's their jobs to flirt, my real point was that I don't enjoy being in strip clubs because either the women approach me looking for money, forcing me to make awkward small talk with them about anything other than how awful it must be to make a living as a sexual object, or the managers approach and ask me to leave because they think the stoic look on my face is bringing in too many bad vibes or whatever bullshit is rattling around in their heads. If I could just go into one and sit by myself, be completely ignored by the dancers and go without some random idiot deciding I need an attitude adjustment, they'd probably be somewhat bearable.
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Aug 7, 2016 10:13
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I don't like attention and never have, sorry if that surprises you.
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Cowboy Pope posted:Today is the day, get to work. These women break smarter guys than you down into their component pieces all day every day. You're not the first idiot to walk in there like you're a drake song right
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Aug 7, 2016 10:27
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Oof, any time you're imagining yourself with what you figure is a stoic look on your face please self punch your balls. you guys want me to just start copy pasting excerpts from david sedaris books to distract you long enough to move on or what?
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Aug 7, 2016 17:55
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Frankenstyle posted:The world is teeming with places where people would be happy to ignore you, maybe just go there instead? name any sort of public place you can think of and I'll be ready with a story about some random dipshit I've never met waltzing their dumbass up to pester me with life advice
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Aug 7, 2016 19:12
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Volume posted:your local library  the nerve of some people I swear
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Blue Train posted:maybe stop looking like a poo poo-covered junkie hobo make me fuckpiece
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