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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

I eat pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner

After a certain age it gets weird to eat lunch and dinner with your mom every day

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Anyways Google namomachines and go to the cached page for more

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Tums and mr. Brains pork faggots

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
"krap" dinner ;)

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
instead of kraft dinner

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
soylent green is a renewable resource as well. to a certain point

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
Adderall, chicken breast, broccoli. Mustard if I'm allowed a condiment.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Uncle Salty posted:

Adderall, chicken breast, broccoli. Mustard if I'm allowed a condiment.

Uncle :salt:y can't have :salt:?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Uncle :salt:y can't have :salt:?

because in the name of getting swole he's burned all the other joys out of his life :shrug:

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
A lot of Dead Carcasses of animal creatures.
A few pounds of flesh is a snack.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I survived for four years on Bacardi and Cuo-O'-Noodles.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Frankenstyle posted:

I survived for four years on Bacardi and Cuo-O'-Noodles.

do you cook the cup oh noodles with the bacardi? strange but mad respec.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I bloat up real EZ

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
soy sauce and cayenne pepper powder

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
Potato + Dairy + any vegetable

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Beer and Red Meat, sometimes switch the Red Meat out for Potato

Either way stay out of my beer! :mad:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Frankenstyle posted:

I survived for four years on Bacardi and Cuo-O'-Noodles.

But did u really live

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

subs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hot dogs and marinara sauce thank god

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Don't cook the hot dogs, or if you do don't use a microwave, don't even ask me what the heat in a microwave comes from

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

social vegan posted:

Don't cook the hot dogs, or if you do don't use a microwave, don't even ask me what the heat in a microwave comes from

It's radiation

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Haha ya radiation is real good one just like the radiation coming off of the sun u probably think is bigger than the earth and far away lol hahaha

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Manna

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
toothpaste and orange juice

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



did anyone say cum yet?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

did anyone say cum yet?

cum yet

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

did anyone say cum yet?

johnny cum lately

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

did anyone say cum yet?

first cum first served

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Raw broccoli and brie cheese. Brocolli because it's a healthy vegetable, cheese because

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

amityville anus posted:

toothpaste and orange juice

You monster

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i'm gay and cuck

Khorne
May 1, 2002
If you ever find yourself unable to secure carbohydrates to eat you can consume a lot of animal fat for necessary nutrients.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
fries

piled high

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I just had a turkey sandwich, so I know that's a good one. Gonna have to figure out a combination tho, like maybe I could eat a bunch of liquid nails to help fill me up the rest of the way.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ah, taco bell

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I had chicken toquitos and utz creamy onion dip it was good

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Get a KFC double down, stuff it with Mac n Cheetos.

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
1 can of tuna cum
2 packets of ketchup

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cinnaman tost crubch

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