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If you gotta fart just hold it in.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:13
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Carmant posted:Lend me your strength Ugh, bye Felcia.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:13
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What's her name, op?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:14
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Carmant posted:Lend me your strength You have my axe bodyspray
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Aug 7, 2016 22:14
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Youre gay ... what's his name?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:15
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I hope you get pregnant
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Aug 7, 2016 22:16
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lol no
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Aug 7, 2016 22:17
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:lol no Rude
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Aug 7, 2016 22:17
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and my axe wound
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Aug 7, 2016 22:18
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:lol no Youre rear end is loving smooth, bitch
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Aug 7, 2016 22:18
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Carmant posted:Youre rear end is loving smooth, bitch yes it is thank you
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Aug 7, 2016 22:19
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:yes it is thank you What's your secret for a smooth bottom
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Aug 7, 2016 22:20
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Carmant posted:Lend me your strength whats his name?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:21
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Carmant posted:Lend me your strength unless your date is with the business end of a combine harvester i hope you don't get to second base
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Aug 7, 2016 22:22
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:unless your date is with the business end of a combine harvester i hope you don't get to second base This is a serious hread and i need serious replies. I really like this girl.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:24
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Carmant posted:This is a serious hread and i need serious replies. I really like this girl. Don't gently caress it up. This is probably your only chance. Your entire life's happiness depends on this one night. No pressure.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:25
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Is this the first date op, what is your gam plan?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:25
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Hope its with that Casio guy or Robata or w/e
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Aug 7, 2016 22:26
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avoid eye contact at all costs and repeatedly make flapping hand gestures at random intervals to make sure that she is still paying attention to you
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Aug 7, 2016 22:27
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StarkRavingMad posted:Don't gently caress it up. This is probably your only chance. Your entire life's happiness depends on this one night. No pressure. don't be so nasty. there's always hookers
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Aug 7, 2016 22:27
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Be sure to assert dominance, during your mating dance.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:28
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VendaGoat posted:Be sure to assert dominance, during your mating dance. I didn't know CiCi's had dance floors!
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Aug 7, 2016 22:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I didn't know CiCi's had dance floors! They use it as crust for their pizzas.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Is this the first date op, what is your gam plan? We're taking my dog to the park
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Aug 7, 2016 22:37
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Carmant posted:We're taking my dog to the park Don't call ur date that
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Aug 7, 2016 22:38
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Carmant posted:We're taking my dog to the park that is not a nice way to refer to your date
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Aug 7, 2016 22:39
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lol your so ugly op how did u convince a girl to go on a date with u?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:39
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:lol your so ugly op how did u convince a girl to go on a date with u? I'm not ugly anymore
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Aug 7, 2016 22:40
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Carmant posted:I'm not ugly anymore how does that work?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:41
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Good luck Carmant I will be praying for you. I hope that you have a nice dinner if you go to have a dinner and that maybe if you see a movie it won't be Suicide Squad
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Aug 7, 2016 22:42
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What's your secret for a smooth bottom i use a pumice stone over my whole body in the shower until im raw pink and no bumps dare exist upon my skin GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:lol your so ugly op how did u convince a girl to go on a date with u?
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Aug 7, 2016 22:42
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KawaiiAtomicBombs posted:Good luck Carmant I will be praying for you. I hope that you have a nice dinner if you go to have a dinner and that maybe if you see a movie it won't be Suicide Squad In high school I took a girl on a date to see An Inconvenient Truth, thanks Al Gore for not getting me laid.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:In high school I took a girl on a date to see An Inconvenient Truth, thanks Al Gore for not getting me laid. how the gently caress did that seem like a good date movie even if you/you date were really into political poo poo/environmentalism/al gores potato face
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Aug 7, 2016 22:50
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Carmant posted:Lend me your strength I will lend you my fist in your face.
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Aug 7, 2016 22:56
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i use a pumice stone over my whole body in the shower until im raw pink and no bumps dare exist upon my skin
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Aug 7, 2016 22:58
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:how the gently caress did that seem like a good date movie even if you/you date were really into political poo poo/environmentalism/al gores potato face Only movie we could agree on 
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Aug 7, 2016 23:00
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a hole-y ghost posted:is that true because my rear end skin is like a wartorn hellhole so I need good rear end tips pumice until theres no skin left then use good lotion
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Aug 7, 2016 23:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Only movie we could agree on Holy poo poo. Did you both agree it would be awful to watch?
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Aug 7, 2016 23:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Only movie we could agree on is this your "wife" that you claimed was too fat to sit on your face or whatever
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