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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
No, it's not ideal, but at least they won't be doing heroin.

(I'm relatively sure I was told "don't do loving heroin" at a point. Is that not the case anymore? Is D.A.R.E. still a thing?)

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
But, some painkillers are heroin. :confused:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

VendaGoat posted:

But, some painkillers are heroin. :confused:

Yeah, but you usually don't get "bad batches" of Oxycontin that kill 30 people.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

only if they're iPainkillers

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is that so the nerds get bullied into ODing

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
but a big bowl of painkillers in my bowel pls

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Doctor Schnabel posted:

but a big bowl of painkillers in my bowel pls

They've got a shot for that now.

https://www.salix.com/products/relistor

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Better than letting em smoke weed imo

A heroin a day keeps the dope dealer away

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

:chanpop:

this me(thylnaltrexone) was made for my hole!!

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
slammed in the rear end by my witty hard drug pun of a meme from japan's scary comic book

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Doctor Schnabel posted:

slammed in the rear end by my witty hard drug pun of a meme from japan's scary comic book

By Chuck Tingle

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Here's some reasons to not do heroin:
1) you have better opiates available.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Legalize Marijuana.

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004


I agree.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i was told not to do heroin while i was in school but then i tried it anyway because i am loving dumb as hell AMA

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

thathonkey posted:

i was told not to do heroin while i was in school but then i tried it anyway because i am loving dumb as hell AMA

Did you die/did you parents have to go on 60 MINUTES?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Only dopes do dope.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Volcott posted:

Did you die/did you parents have to go on 60 MINUTES?

unfortunately no to both

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
two friends of mine did die though. not really sure how i am still standing but ... welp

one left behind a newborn infant :smith:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sylink posted:

I agree.

You're wrong

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

thathonkey posted:

two friends of mine did die though. not really sure how i am still standing but ... welp

one left behind a newborn infant :smith:

Well that sucks.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i'm just here for the bowl of painkillers

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
I read an article in my college mag about a girl who took micro dosages of MDMA every day and she said it kept her focused and helped her get good grades.

Whew well that is my drug-related education story I hope you enjoyed this roller coaster of a ride I know I did.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

gently caress that don't give them the good poo poo

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Ocrassus posted:

I read an article in my college mag about a girl who took micro dosages of MDMA every day and she said it kept her focused and helped her get good grades.

Whew well that is my drug-related education story I hope you enjoyed this roller coaster of a ride I know I did.

Why can't she just take Adderall like a normal person?

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Volcott posted:

Why can't she just take Adderall like a normal person?

I dno maybe you should ask her.

http://thetab.com/uk/cardiff/2016/02/10/i-microdosed-mdma-week-15372

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Volcott posted:

Yeah, but you usually don't get "bad batches" of Oxycontin that kill 30 people.

more people die from prescription opiates then heroin annually in the states

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Profondo Rosso posted:

more people die from prescription opiates then heroin annually in the states

I figured that was because there are a lot more people abusing prescription painkillers vs. doing heroin, but I can't actually find numbers for either of those.

Maybe the Big Bowl of Drugs Project requires additional research.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

the great deceiver posted:

i'm just here for the bowl of painkillers

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We should go the extra mile and load up the bowls with Chinese research chemicals with such inviting names like FUB-AMB which is actually Methyl 2-({1-[(4-fluorophenyl)methyl]-1H-indazole-3-carbonyl}amino)-3-methylbutanoate.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm not in pain so I'll pass on the bowl of pills, thx n e ways

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
novel idea: we should give young kids legal speed

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm not in pain so I'll pass on the bowl of pills, thx n e ways

havbe you factored in you emotional pain? cause they kill that too

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




thathonkey posted:

novel idea: we should give young kids legal speed

Good idea. It could help with the child obesity thing.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

havbe you factored in you emotional pain? cause they kill that too

I deal with that with my poetry

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I deal with that with my poetry

PM me

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

No, my poetry is for me and me alone it's 2 deep 4 u

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Volcott posted:

Yeah, but you usually don't get "bad batches" of Oxycontin that kill 30 people.

A large portion of the "pills" on the black market are just counterfeit pills pressed by drug dealers with whatever kinda cheap RC fentanyl or other opiate they bought from China so actually that poo poo happens all the time. Pretty sure that's how Prince died

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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Volcott posted:

Yeah, but you usually don't get "bad batches" of Oxycontin that kill 30 people.

Ironically those are also really good batches.

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