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Hector Beerlioz posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off jesus Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and her eye gets ripped out by some kid's skull shrapnel.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off jesus Yeah seriously. This is awful.  The crazy poo poo is that they knew this thing was risky: quote:Verrückt’s history They also seem to be deleting all comments about it on their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/notes/schlitterbahn-kansas-city/statement-from-schlitterbahn-kansas-city/1165433366849406 (it says there are 57 comments but when you click it, there's only 2, meaning they are deleting them)
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mind the walrus posted:"Decapitated by waterslide" is one of the cooler stories you could leave your family to tell so good on that kid very thoughtful i dont think he.did it on purpose
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Aug 8, 2016 02:23
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Carlos!
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Aug 8, 2016 02:24
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Waterslide Decapitation would be a bitchin name for a Cannibal Corpse song.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:25
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Enfield posted:i dont think he.did it on purpose then that kid's a dick
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Aug 8, 2016 02:26
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Applewhite posted:This is why I never ride waterslides or rollercoasters or leave my basement. Or ziplines.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:27
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off jesus Sounds like it was probably more ripped off by the impact than cut off 
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Aug 8, 2016 02:27
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:It's dangerous, but it's safe dangerous now Hahaha, what the gently caress does this even mean.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:28
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This thread is harshing my jive
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these puns arent even slick gently caress you people
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Aug 8, 2016 02:28
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Hahaha, what the gently caress does this even mean. "I've been up for 72 straight hours playing damage control and still have to act like I'll have a job come tomorrow."
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Aug 8, 2016 02:29
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Vastarien posted:Waterslide Decapitation would be a bitchin name for a Cannibal Corpse song. Or a grindcore band.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:31
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Sad.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:31
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This is the ride for anyone else who's having trouble visualising it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-uY2wze2Y
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Aug 8, 2016 02:35
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Enfield posted:yeah thats what decapitate means idiot Nice meltdown 
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Aug 8, 2016 02:36
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Vastarien posted:Waterslide Decapitation would be a bitchin name for a Cannibal Corpse song.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:36
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Schlitterbahn sounds like a German automobile themed strip club.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:37
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Dreddout posted:Nice meltdown 
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Aug 8, 2016 02:37
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Dreddout posted:Nice meltdown idgi
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Aug 8, 2016 02:42
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Lolie posted:This is the ride for anyone else who's having trouble visualising it. worth it
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Enfield posted:idgi You melting down, homer Simpson is at the cobtrolls in your bran
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Aug 8, 2016 02:43
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When waterslides attack
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Aug 8, 2016 02:44
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waterslides are a man's game. He shouldn't have been on it if he couldn't handle his poo poo.
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Lolie posted:This is the ride for anyone else who's having trouble visualising it. 10 Most Tragic Waterslide Accidents 
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Lolie posted:This is the ride for anyone else who's having trouble visualising it. Ok so the kid flew up at the bend at the bottom and got his head lopped off by the metal guards, then either his decapitated head or some part of his body flew back and blinded the little girl. loving hell
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US media can't make up its mind whether the kid was 10 or 12. Kansas media says 10, national media says 12.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:48
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:wheres the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXfhO5vkWXg
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mind the walrus posted:Ok so the kid flew up at the bend at the bottom and got his head lopped off by the metal guards, then either his decapitated head or some part of his body flew back and blinded the little girl. loving hell At least the girl found an eye donor in record time
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Lolie posted:US media can't make up its mind whether the kid was 10 or 12. Kansas media says 10, national media says 12. it doesnt teally matter anyways because hes a headless corpse
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Aug 8, 2016 02:50
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ISIS has infiltrated USA so deeply that it's now radicalizing r waterparks!!  e: i can do this joek better, p robalby.. but i don't thingk it's worht it. i'm sorry to let every1 down. Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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Pick posted:I always think it would be kind of cool to be instantly killed on a ride because then the settlement can be distributed among my friends and they can have happy lives and then I don't have to loving listen to people talk about game of thrones holy poo poo i can't wait to die now
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Aug 8, 2016 02:52
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resting bort face posted:that's awful
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Ork of Fiction posted:ISIS has infiltrated USA so deeply that it's now radicalizing r waterparks!!
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Aug 8, 2016 02:55
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Do we know if any SA mods were aware of the potential danger of this slide? I don't want to throw around accusations like this lightly but I suspect that they may have!
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Aug 8, 2016 02:59
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Ork of Fiction posted:e: i can do this joek better, p robalby.. but i don't thingk it's worht it. i'm sorry to let every1 down. Maybe.. The waterslide was quoted by observers as saying "god is great" immediately prior to the event? The pointis, there's two things that decapitate ppl, usually, and one is accidents. I think.
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jBrereton posted:Up Next: Hahahaha most of them happened at Action Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8aF6u96LOY
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Was the decapitation fatal?
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Enfield posted:it doesnt teally matter anyways because hes a headless corpse One of the articles I read said that in addition to a height requirement to ride and a weight requirement per raft, the age requirement to ride was 14. It's going to matter when the lawsuits start flowing.
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when i was a kid i almost got knocked unconscious bouncing around in one of those huge closed waterslides. hoping this leads to all outdoor fun and games being banned forever.
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