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Imagine being that girl. "So..how is it you have one eye?" "Well some kid wasn't secured right on a waterslide and went flying and then he got decapitated and part of his body hit me direct in the eye." "That's...not what I was expecting"
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I told you i was hardcore waterslides are great the danger is part of the fun
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Aug 8, 2016 03:12
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:the weight of the four-person raft needs to be between 400 and 550 pounds. So if someone were to weigh 425, they could go down the slide by themself without the raft? Asking for a friend.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:12
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eh whatever the slide usually works fine
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Aug 8, 2016 03:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0MiGn_aX2U
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Aug 8, 2016 03:17
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The legend of splashy hollow
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Aug 8, 2016 03:22
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lol that kid sucks at slides
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Aug 8, 2016 03:24
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they should probably just run with it and call the slide the decapitator and watch the profits roll in
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Aug 8, 2016 03:25
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"We wanted to work the word 'death' in for liability reasons."
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Aug 8, 2016 03:25
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Look, the sign clearly said "you must be this short to ride". Not the park's fault if the kid didn't listen
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Aug 8, 2016 03:27
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That slide looks boring. No turns or tunnels or anything. 
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Aug 8, 2016 03:28
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Sort of like when you stand at the brink of a bridge with a potentially survivable fall and you think "If I jumped, God would tell me whether he thinks I should live or die" and then you're like "I'm not religious though so I'd just die if my body got smooshed and not die if it didn't" and then you just kind of keep walking and go about your day.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:28
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When I was a kid I went down a water slide but wasn't heavy enough for the tube to bend in the pipe so I would routinely get stuck as I was going down. The idiot lifeguard saw I was halfway down and let my dad go behind me. His 200lb rear end came rocketing down and kicked the back of my head sending me nearly over the side and a 15-20ft drop. Thanks Big Surf for that one.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:29
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I generally avoid rides because I find them boring compared to the dangerous poo poo I have done on my own, and I don't like people screaming near me, but this ride now has my attention.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:38
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SaltLick posted:When I was a kid I went down a water slide but wasn't heavy enough for the tube to bend in the pipe so I would routinely get stuck as I was going down. The idiot lifeguard saw I was halfway down and let my dad go behind me. His 200lb rear end came rocketing down and kicked the back of my head sending me nearly over the side and a 15-20ft drop. Thanks Big Surf for that one. Like your dad needs an excuse to kick his fat son in the head
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Aug 8, 2016 03:40
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SaltLick posted:When I was a kid I went down a water slide but wasn't heavy enough for the tube to bend in the pipe so I would routinely get stuck as I was going down. The idiot lifeguard saw I was halfway down and let my dad go behind me. His 200lb rear end came rocketing down and kicked the back of my head sending me nearly over the side and a 15-20ft drop. Thanks Big Surf for that one. lol u suck and ur dad is fat
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Aug 8, 2016 03:42
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Nooner posted:lol u suck and ur dad is fat eat poo poo nooner!!!
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Aug 8, 2016 03:43
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Pick posted:eat poo poo nooner!!! furry
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Aug 8, 2016 03:44
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SaltLick posted:When I was a kid I went down a water slide but wasn't heavy enough for the tube to bend in the pipe so I would routinely get stuck as I was going down. The idiot lifeguard saw I was halfway down and let my dad go behind me. His 200lb rear end came rocketing down and kicked the back of my head sending me nearly over the side and a 15-20ft drop. Thanks Big Surf for that one. Wait, "routinely"? As in, you did this more than once?
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Aug 8, 2016 03:44
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Foo Diddley posted:Wait, "routinely"? As in, you did this more than once? ♩♩ no one knows what it's like to be the faaaat man♩♩
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Aug 8, 2016 03:51
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http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article94254507.html
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Aug 8, 2016 03:51
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thought that ladys name was winter prolapse
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Aug 8, 2016 03:55
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Pick posted:Sort of like when you stand at the brink of a bridge with a potentially survivable fall and you think "If I jumped, God would tell me whether he thinks I should live or die" and then you're like "I'm not religious though so I'd just die if my body got smooshed and not die if it didn't" and then you just kind of keep walking and go about your day. What.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:56
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Schwab quote:Regarding gay issues, Schwab believes being gay is a "lifestyle choice."
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Aug 8, 2016 03:57
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I want to know what he thinks about government regulation of private businesses and workplace safety standards.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:58
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FIRST TIME posted:I want to know what he thinks about government regulation of private businesses and workplace safety standards. http://www.khi.org/news/article/house-committee-starts-smoking-ban-consideration quote:Kansas Department of Health and Environment Secretary Roderick Bremby told the committee that a statewide smoking ban would reduce opportunities for social smoking, thereby helping current smokers quit and keeping young people from starting. It would also save the state money from high health care costs attributed to sick smokers and would be "instrumental" in health reform. "Cigarettes are available for purchase and therefore must be safe" - #1 Dad
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Aug 8, 2016 04:04
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The family is comforted knowing that their son is now with their gardener, Jesus.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:05
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FEEL THE RUSH OF THE DEVASTATOR
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Aug 8, 2016 04:07
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Oops. I almost felt bad for them, but who am I to question God's judgement?
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Aug 8, 2016 04:12
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FREEFALL OVER FOUR MILES ON OUR TWENTY DEGREE SPINE SHATTERING SCHLITZGRUBENFUHRER, AND SPEND OVER SIX MINUTES UNDERWATER IN SUB ZERO TEMPSERATURES.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:15
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Foo Diddley posted:Wait, "routinely"? As in, you did this more than once? Yea routinely wasnt the right word. I would repeatedly stall out and get kinda stuck on the slide as I was going down it the one time I rode it.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:19
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Toadvine posted:Like your dad needs an excuse to kick his fat son in the head i was in fact not fat enough!
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Aug 8, 2016 04:20
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ok ok ok so like you know hwo when you die you also poop you pants??? how about has any one made the joke yet.... MORE LIKE DE-CRAP-ITATED CAUSE HE CRAPPED HIS
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Aug 8, 2016 04:22
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I love that really funny and original joke about being the head of the major corporation guys! Super funny and it just gets funnier every time it gets posted! Lick my rear end you idiots.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:23
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Crunk Magnet posted:I love that really funny and original joke about being the head of the major corporation guys! Super funny and it just gets funnier every time it gets posted! i poo poo my pants 
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Aug 8, 2016 04:24
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Crunk Magnet posted:I love that really funny and original joke about being the head of the major corporation guys! Super funny and it just gets funnier every time it gets posted! Now you're just being a pain in the neck. Let cooler heads prevail - we'll be keeping an eye on you.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:30
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kansas is a national treasure
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Aug 8, 2016 04:36
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Blazing Zero posted:kansas is a national treasure more like Kans-rear end!!!!!!! 
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Aug 8, 2016 04:43
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Sounds like he doesn't have a very good head on his shoulders.
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quote:“The primary reason for my desire to serve in the Kansas House is to help create an economic environment for kids like mine to have a future here in Kansas,” Schwab said while running for re-election in 2014. Dad contributed to the complete implosion of the Kansas economy. The kid has been saved from a Mad Max future that the state continues to commit itself to.
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