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Nooner posted:more like Kans-rear end!!!!!!! lol
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Fire department looked all perched up at some point during the drop. That kid probably flew out, got his head all jammed up in the net and his body was just like gently caress that I ain't waitin' around down we go. Also nooner you stupid gently caress you don't evacuate every time you die. If you're already pretty much fully evacuated you're set for a pretty clean death. Anyways, this kid sucks at loving slides. All you had to do was get to the bottom without dying, and you failed.
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Aug 8, 2016 04:56
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resting bort face posted:that's awful The people who designed that ride are real jerks
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Aug 8, 2016 05:08
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What a way to go out.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:15
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That's no way to get ahead in life.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:17
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latest reports indicate elon musk interested in repurposing the waterslide
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welpquote:"Its height of 168 feet 7 inches is 5 feet taller than the previous record holder, a water slide at a Rio de Janeiro country club. Verrückt was built in Kansas City because it didn't have a height restriction, its designer John Schooley told CNN when it opened in July 2014." So this water slide was put in Kansas City because they have less regulations on water slides  Also it appears that the straps were not even belts. You were only held in with Velcro straps. You ever try to Velcro something that is soaking wet? Doesn't work as well.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:24
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:wheres the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfDzDbdFtA&t=112s
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Aug 8, 2016 05:24
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Grem posted:Ohhhh it was a lawmaker's boy, get ready for some heavy back breaking regulations, bitches! One time the Secretary of State's grandnephew or something got their intestines sucked out by a swimming pool filter. I think some legislation regulating them got passed after that.
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Nckdictator posted:One time the Secretary of State's grandnephew or something got their intestines sucked out by a swimming pool filter. I think some legislation regulating them got passed after that. Is that where Chuck Palahniuk got the idea? 'Cause that story was pretty hosed up.
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Aug 8, 2016 05:44
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JnnyThndrs posted:Is that where Chuck Palahniuk got the idea? 'Cause that story was pretty hosed up. My friend met him once and apparently he's a titanic rear end in a top hat
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Aug 8, 2016 05:52
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Better than a wedgy
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Aug 8, 2016 05:58
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JnnyThndrs posted:Is that where Chuck Palahniuk got the idea? 'Cause that story was pretty hosed up. Not sure. Looks like I got the facts slightly wrong, the drain "only" held them under and drowned them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Graeme_Baker_Pool_and_Spa_Safety_Act John Edwards though did build his career representing a child who did have their intestines sucked out though. http://www.monkeytime.org/lakey.html
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Aug 8, 2016 06:00
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republican senator lindsey graham got his big break from his time as a JAG discovering that the wee wee tests for drugs were mostly falsified or done incorrectly, resulting in completely erroneous discharges from the military
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Aug 8, 2016 06:04
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How do they know the kids head wasnt already cut off and just held on with tape or glue until the forcebof the ride knocked it off?
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Aug 8, 2016 06:20
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guessin that kid wont be ridin again prolly not tall enough anymore
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Aug 8, 2016 06:23
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Just sayin if you wanted to get rid if an unwanted child, this is pretty much the perfect way to do it
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Aug 8, 2016 06:23
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Has the "blind" kid been ruled out as a crisis actor yet? What proof do they have that she wasnt missing an eye already?
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:How do they know the kids head wasnt already cut off and just held on with tape or glue until the forcebof the ride knocked it off? Finally a good joke in this thread. Time to close up shop, OP. And SMILLENIAL SMILLEN should quit posting for the day and leave on a good note IMO
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Aug 8, 2016 06:25
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This whole situation, very suspect...
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Aug 8, 2016 06:25
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And it's crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids Adorn the boardwalk
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Aug 8, 2016 06:30
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it's god's punishment to the kid's dad for not legalizing reefer
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Aug 8, 2016 06:33
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:How do they know the kids head wasnt already cut off and just held on with tape or glue until the forcebof the ride knocked it off? It's our position that those guests were decapitated BEFORE they entered the Krustyland House of Knives
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Aug 8, 2016 06:56
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So the child blinding agent was almost certainly vertebrae shrapnel right?
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Aug 8, 2016 07:34
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and his head gets cut off by jesus
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Aug 8, 2016 07:38
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the judge dredd movies aren't realistic because a crowd of people don't start chanting WORLD STAR WORLD STAR everytime someone is judged and executed on the street
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extra stout posted:the judge dredd movies aren't realistic because a crowd of people don't start chanting WORLD STAR WORLD STAR everytime someone is judged and executed on the street Art imitates life. It can't fully duplicate it, otherwise it wouldn't seem real.
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Aug 8, 2016 09:14
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ArbitraryC posted:Is that blood or just like an unfortunate camera filter Well as you know there usually isnt any blood when people get decapitated
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Aug 8, 2016 09:22
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To be honest I'm kind of surprised this poo poo doesn't happen more often, I was at a theme park a summer or so ago with some bigass waterslides and one of em involved a really steep drop with a hump in the middle sorta like the slide in this story (though you didn't use rafts, just your body) and on the hump I got a bit airborn. Obviously if you just lie back and ride down like you're supposed to that's fine but it seems like it'd be super easy to be a dumb kid flailing around and go over the edge.
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Aug 8, 2016 09:24
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ArbitraryC posted:Is that blood or just like an unfortunate camera filter Blood all the way to the left of the photo, then at the bottom.
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Aug 8, 2016 09:27
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mind the walrus posted:Ok so the kid flew up at the bend at the bottom and got his head lopped off by the metal guards, then either his decapitated head or some part of his body flew back and blinded the little girl. loving hell
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Aug 8, 2016 09:53
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Oberleutnant posted:Well as you know there usually isnt any blood when people get decapitated Not when its a false flag accidental decappitAtion there isnt
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Aug 8, 2016 09:56
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Obama trying to take away our rad waterslides.
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Aug 8, 2016 10:01
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Yyyyyyeahhhhh now I feel kind of bad for joking about this ArbitraryC posted:To be honest I'm kind of surprised this poo poo doesn't happen more often Well, you know, when you go to the amusement park, unless you stick to the merry-go-round, there is a non-zero chance you're gonna die. It's a real small chance, but it ain't zero
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Aug 8, 2016 10:13
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This is now officially the most meta: waterslide ever, a BloodSlide! The Sanguinator, The Headtaker! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!
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Aug 8, 2016 10:20
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Slide slide Slippety slide Sit in the raft wrong head go bye
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Aug 8, 2016 10:23
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I'm the tiny tarp screen put up to somehow hide the giant pool of blood in the middle of an open space
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Maybe if the kid hadn't been loving around
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