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Mein Fleischhut ist kaputt. Können Sie mein Fleischhut reparieren?
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Be next donnerstag mate it's yer skin flapping innit.
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Aug 8, 2016 13:07
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I wonder if the lack of waterside regulations was part of brownback's plan to make Kansas a haven for businesses
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Aug 8, 2016 13:20
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the free market will decide who lives and who dies on kansas waterslides, my boy
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Aug 8, 2016 13:35
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Many more children need to die before Harambe is avenged
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Aug 8, 2016 13:46
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There is some good news that comes out of this. The water park with the second tallest waterslide will probably be doing more business soon. /capitalism
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Aug 8, 2016 13:47
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Cthulu Carl posted:Imagine taking your kid to a waterpark and her eye gets ripped out by some kid's skull shrapnel. yeah this girl is going to grow up to be goth now a real shame
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Aug 8, 2016 13:53
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YOLO
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Aug 8, 2016 13:54
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Nooner posted:i poo poo my pants I actually like your posts Nooner.
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Aug 8, 2016 13:56
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Frankenstyle posted:Oops. I almost felt bad for them, but who am I to question God's judgement? choosing to be headless is a lifestyle choice
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Aug 8, 2016 14:01
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Designed by Schlitterbahn co-owner, Jeff Henry What exactly qualifies "guy who owns a water park" to design a 17 story water slide? More like shitlerdidnothingrohn am I right people?
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Aug 8, 2016 14:02
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two forty posted:Designed by Schlitterbahn co-owner, Jeff Henry It was his dream and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those decapitated kids
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Aug 8, 2016 14:05
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kids get a taste of their own medicine
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Aug 8, 2016 14:06
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How far do you think the head flew? Like obviously it wasn't a clean cut, but it looks like that thing could have gotten some distance.
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Aug 8, 2016 14:06
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lmao
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Aug 8, 2016 14:23
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Annointed in the sacrificial blood of the innocent this slide is now ready to serve as the means by which the hordes from the nether realms will enter our domain. And they will be having a fun time.
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Aug 8, 2016 14:24
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no more fun waterslides for anyone
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Aug 8, 2016 14:25
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saw pic, kid wasn't fat, this is now officially tragic
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Aug 8, 2016 14:36
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Dave Concepcion posted:saw pic, kid wasn't fat, this is now officially tragic Now I feel bad for laughing when I thought this was a fat kid
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Aug 8, 2016 14:53
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:How far do you think the head flew? Like obviously it wasn't a clean cut, but it looks like that thing could have gotten some distance. It sounds more like the head got stuck in the metal cage above the slide, and the body continued on down to the bottom - if it was just the head falling, there wouldn't have been that much blood Also imagine being the girl coming down, seeing a severed head staring at you, and poking your eye out on the severed spinal cord
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Aug 8, 2016 14:56
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resting bort face posted:that's awful
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Aug 8, 2016 15:05
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http://www.kmbc.com/news/person-dies-at-schlitterbahn/41091622quote:“The little boy said to a worker, 'I just saw my little brother die because of one of your attractions,'" Castaneda said. "(The boy) looked skinny. He shouldn’t have been on that ride."
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Aug 8, 2016 15:15
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im gonna have a boner and no one can stop me
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Aug 8, 2016 15:21
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I'm calling bullshit, a little kid doesn't call a water slide an "attraction" they call it a water slide.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:26
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Prorat posted:I'm calling bullshit, a little kid doesn't call a water slide an "attraction" they call it a water slide. I thought exactly the same thing. FAKE.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:32
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worlds tallest boy
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Aug 8, 2016 15:34
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Prorat posted:I'm calling bullshit, a little kid doesn't call a water slide an "attraction" they call it a water slide. they're probably home schooled weirdos
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Aug 8, 2016 15:35
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republican lawmaker dad: [watching his gay son's decapitated body flop to the bottom of a waterslide] *sigh* that boy ain't right
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Aug 8, 2016 15:38
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*dead gay stepson/*
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Aug 8, 2016 15:42
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There is a small part of me that hopes when I die I leave a gore trail that needs to be measured in yards.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:45
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dead gay headless son, so what
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Aug 8, 2016 15:48
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Prorat posted:I'm calling bullshit, a little kid doesn't call a water slide an "attraction" they call it a water slide. 
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Aug 8, 2016 15:54
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he always was ahead for his age
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Aug 8, 2016 15:57
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Nation posted:he always was ahead for his age Everyone has that terrible vendagoat av now it's a sad day on these dead gay forums.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:01
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Wow, this is just like that time I bit into an oatmeal raisin cookie and thought it was chocolate chip.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:02
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two forty posted:Everyone has that terrible vendagoat av now it's a sad day on these dead gay forums. suck my balls
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Aug 8, 2016 16:03
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Whoever wrote that better be an ESL student because otherwise they have no excuse I know my favorite waterslide is in Schlitterbahn, Texas!
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Aug 8, 2016 16:04
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Whoever wrote that better be an ESL student because otherwise they have no excuse It reads like Joyce.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:06
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he really knew how to slide ahead
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Yeah, his son just died. Dude died in a water slide accident! What an idiot! "Aaaahhh, I'm on a the tallest waterslide ! Take a good picture, dad, I'm dead!"
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