Worlds tallest waterslide decapitates 12-year old boy

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Worlds tallest waterslide decapitates 12-year old boy

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

waterslides are a man's game. He shouldn't have been on it if he couldn't handle his poo poo.

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Has law enforcement ruled out FOWL play yet?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 02:18

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Shnag posted:

I think they were all about leaving a flap of skin to leave the head dangling, so i'm not sure if that completely counts. Or, if the guy does cut the head clean off, does he too have to commit Seppuku too and the process continues until someone gets it just right?

yeah you have to keep redoing it until you get it right like Groundshogs day

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 01:07

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

how does a baby get on train tracks in the first place

very carefully

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 01:12

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