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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out and dryhumping/boobtouching was had.


The problem with this is my jeans are super rough and skinned the poo poo out of my dick. It is fairly painful and looks weird.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah, this didn't happen on a loving Sunday.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield

You are the biggest lie in Giza.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VendaGoat posted:

You are the biggest lie in Giza.

im so high man I don't even understand at all

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
my eyes hurt

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

SurfaceDetail posted:

So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out


That is no country for old men. The young
In one another's arms, birds in the trees
– Those dying generations – at their song,
The salmon‐falls, the mackerel‐crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
posting to keep the chain alive

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Iron Prince posted:

posting to keep the chain alive

a bit late pal

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
dammit extra stout why did you post in the 26 minutes it took me to tab over and click repply

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Iron Prince posted:

dammit extra stout why did you post in the 26 minutes it took me to tab over and click repply

lmao

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i think everyone should die but mostly you op (and also me)

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i want to touch a boobs

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SurfaceDetail posted:

So I had a first date tonight that went well. She came back to my place but wouldn't go all the way. So lots of making out and dryhumping/boobtouching was had.


The problem with this is my jeans are super rough and skinned the poo poo out of my dick. It is fairly painful and looks weird.

Try wearing underwear, poo poo dick

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield

:agreed:

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
dry hump your girlfriend then go out for ice cream

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
:newfap:

you sure are cool, making such an edgy statement and all. "ooh look at me i don't burn with the desire to wipe out humanity including myself". fuckin' poser.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
hell yea I got a chafed dick and berries. WORLD PEACE!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

This sounds like an exciting time in your life op, I wish you the best and hope for continued updates.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

OctoberBlues posted:

This sounds like an exciting time in your life op, I wish you the best and hope for continued updates.

Update. It felt a little better this morning but still very senstive and raw. My dick is like a patchy 3 shades of red it looks super metal.

Life is good and i hope everyone lives it to the fullest and does Not die

SurfaceDetail fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 8, 2016

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

this one of those incel threads again

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
When good things happen to me I too temper down the whole universal resentment schtick for a day or two

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
yeah anybody who actually thinks that needs to be exterminated

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



What was his name

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol what are you in middle school

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
how much she charge?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Celluloid Sam posted:

i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son, Enfield

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Wow, what a big man you are! Let me buy you some gum, I'll show you how to chew it.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

down n out posted:

hell yea I got a chafed dick and berries. WORLD PEACE!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i date beautiful, gorgeous women

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

social vegan posted:

What was his name

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Quick update.

It doesn't really hurt that much now it feels all tingly when I'm walking around and I'm excited to go home and try rubbing one out.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Also what is it with girls and first dates.

Like first date is 2nd base only but 2nd date they're cool with giving up the anus. What changed in 3 days?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Congrats op, hope you enjoy yourself

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son and Enfield

VendaGoat posted:

You are the biggest lie in Giza.

VendaGoat posted:

im so high man I don't even understand at all

what the fuuuck is happening

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

SurfaceDetail posted:

Also what is it with girls and first dates.

Like first date is 2nd base only but 2nd date they're cool with giving up the anus. What changed in 3 days?

Presumably the compactness of their anus.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

what the fuuuck is happening

VendaGoat has gone rampant a la Agent Smith in the Matrix

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SurfaceDetail posted:

Also what is it with girls and first dates.

Like first date is 2nd base only but 2nd date they're cool with giving up the anus. What changed in 3 days?

1st date is to make sure you're somewhat normal and not going to chop them into little bits while sobbing about men's rights

2nd date means you were vetted and your name has been googled and you're okay so it's pound town time

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
That's a good point I don't really think about being axemurdered. But if they were willing to go to my apartment alone during the first date after drinks out in public there must be some level of trust. In any case puss was eventually crushed.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
rape can be used in self defense in some states

just a fyi op

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