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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm sure many of you are aware already that I am currently waiting on the birth of my first child. Well since a certain thread is no longer in GBS and a lot of lurky lous will not go where it is to check in on stuff I am making this thread. Today was the last ultrasound appointment and he is 7 lbs, she is at 37 weeks so he could realistically decide to come any time now. Here he is!



His name is going to be Oliver Mikael Roadknight and I love him so much!

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
thats gonna be one high baby

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Go Sam! Go Oliver!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Drunk & Ugly posted:

thats gonna be one high baby

right

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
yay gayby!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
hooray!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

someone please fix sid's avatar.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

congratulations 2 u & ur girl, u will b a wonderful daddy!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

good luck, Vendagoat

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


noo

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
good job nice one

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh and just in case it isn't clear I had sex

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Congratulations!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

OctoberBlues posted:

Go Sam! Go Oliver!

my cousins sam and oliver say thanks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

oh and just in case it isn't clear I had sex

This doesn't prove that. :colbert:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Premarital sex, nice.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i guess after mentioning it in every thread in which it's even tangentially related, it makes logical sense to make your own thread about it

congrats

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
yes yes well done

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Well i dont believe u have a girlfriend and i know youre a disgusting cis male so how the gently caress did you get pregnant op

In fact i expect that that "fetus" in the scan is a "colon fetus" aka a turd op. Thats right im calling your baby a literal poo poo op.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
.. what's his name? :grin:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lascivious Sloth posted:

.. what's his name? :grin:

oliver

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


:captainpop:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


YeahTubaMike posted:

i guess after mentioning it in every thread in which it's even tangentially related, it makes logical sense to make your own thread about it

congrats

thank you

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Having a bastard is shameful.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Prorat posted:

Having a bastard is shameful.

dont talk to your mom that way

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Prorat posted:

Having a bastard is shameful.

im an anarchist

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
sorry it didn't take

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
No don't!

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Congrats to you and the mother and also the father!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

jonathan posted:

Congrats to you and the mother and also the father!

Well I think sam is the father because he started this th... oh. Oh!

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Why not get a shmashmortion?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
congrats OP being a father is amazing and my kids and family are the best, watch out for goons to pile on you because theyre all miserable poo poo fucks who can't stand to see someone happy :)

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
that is a truly tragic name on the ultra sound

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I hope nothing happens to my av, while a Goat Vending machine is awesome, its not as "me" as trudging endlessly is search of feet.

Oh, And awesome, you doxxed you're babby. before he's born.
that aside, Goongratulations!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

babies come out of a dick and then a oval office. we all did too. loving sick as hell in this man's opinion

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
welcome to the "so your life is over club."

It's cool, I joined it about a year and a half ago.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i wish you nothing but the best, Sam :)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:



His name is going to be Oliver Mikael Roadknight and I love him so much!
congratulations VendaGoat!!!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Congratulations! But I think you're dooming him with that name - Oliver becomes Ollie and Ollie is the name of a fat kid that gets picked on.

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