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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Thats messed up, I don't think he's gonna make his son suck his dick.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

olly ollie oxenfree

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Whats is it like being inside of a woman OP?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Thats messed up, I don't think he's gonna make his son suck his dick.

OP please settle this.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So i guess i gotta be the one to say it huh


child out of wedlock?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Joust posted:

OP please settle this.

Oliver is going to grow up to kick your rear end!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Moridin920 posted:

So i guess i gotta be the one to say it huh


child out of wedlock?

suck a child out of my wedcock

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Beefeater posted:

Congratulations! But I think you're dooming him with that name - Oliver becomes Ollie and Ollie is the name of a fat kid that gets picked on.

actually its a cool.skateboard trick

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Beefeater posted:

Congratulations! But I think you're dooming him with that name - Oliver becomes Ollie and Ollie is the name of a fat kid that gets picked on.
actually ollies the name of the mexican guy at the farmers market that always tries to speak chinese to me but I don't understand him :confused:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Moridin920 posted:

So i guess i gotta be the one to say it huh


child out of wedlock?

take a fuckin hike

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Celluloid Sam posted:

oh and just in case it isn't clear I had sex

Congratulations, fuckman!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Beefeater posted:

Congratulations! But I think you're dooming him with that name - Oliver becomes Ollie and Ollie is the name of a fat kid that gets picked on.
Oh, hi Ollie

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
By your kid an account Sam! :) :3:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Is your last name Oxenfree op?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Congrats on not picking a stupid name, OP. But aren't you worried about choosing xer gender before xhe has a chance to decide for xerself?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

congratulations VendaGoat!!!

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

good luck, Vendagoat

Hey thanks guys! Pretty excited about this whole fatherhood thing. I feel it's going to be a great journey on this odyssey we call life.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

:golfclap:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Hey thanks guys! Pretty excited about this whole fatherhood thing. I feel it's going to be a great journey on this odyssey we call life.
I never thought you could do it, I mean a human woman and a goat? but you pulled it off man!! just keep kickin rear end ;)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Are you sure this is such a good idea?

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

:lesnick: :smith:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Congrats sid, but I'm loling at all the VendaGoat avs

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
When I actually am together enough to spawn, I was thinking of the name "Oleg", its old school and classy.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i feel like there's a joke here im missing bcuz i dont read the right threads

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
nice meltdown

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


That really sucks for the baby

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Hey thanks guys! Pretty excited about this whole fatherhood thing. I feel it's going to be a great journey on this odyssey we call life.

uh sid why are you piggybacking on vendagoat's kid

this is really weird

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm gonna gently caress your baby in 18.5 years, just so you know

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Other than that, congratulations

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm gonna gently caress your baby in 18.5 years, just so you know

:pwn:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Congrats on wrecking that vagoosh

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

Congrats on wrecking that vagoosh
Yeah! Congrats on this too Goat :)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Have you told your wife about it yet though?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i need my due credit for the "gayby" thing please

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

oliver is a faaaaaaaabulous gay name i love it

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


I have an 8 month old daughter. she's cool. good luck op.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

I have an 8 month old daughter. she's cool. good luck op.
I hope you have her in a moisture controlled environment so she doesn't get any mold growth.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

I have an 8 month old daughter. she's cool. good luck op.

I highly doubt this, most babies I know are loving lame asses

Can't even read or walk and certainly not beat me at Street Fighter V, loving dumbies

unless she's making jackass style videos on YouTube, I doubt your baby is "cool"

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
OP, you should read this thread before you have that baby:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4wfl4k/serious_parents_who_regret_having_kids_why/

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
gross OP

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