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cnut
May 3, 2016

a hole-y ghost posted:

I hope you have her in a moisture controlled environment so she doesn't get any mold growth.

Mould is an important part of developing a strong immune system :eng101:

:page3:

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Cool what's his name

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


buy oliver an account.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Maybe someday oliver will be friends with LA and Lowtax's baby

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

congrats sid

and for the mom. hope for an easy delivery and babby pops out like this :boom:

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

Most
Parochial
Poster


cnut posted:

Mould is an important part of developing a strong immune system :eng101:

:page3:

Holy poo poo. Literally. My 8-month-old brought home norovirus on his second day of day care. My wife and I spent 2 days making GBS threads ourselves and she used two sick days after just coming back from maternity leave.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


yep

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I'll make the countdown clock to 18th birthday

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Sid's growing up so fast

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:sever:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Hey op

Since you're done using your girlfriend, can I go next? I'd like to make a baby with her

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
how hard do you have to suck a womans boobs to make a baybe

cnut
May 3, 2016

how is babby formed

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

how hard do you have to suck a womans boobs to make a baybe

Real fuckin hard. :mmmsmug:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Lol what's her full name Oliver hugandkiss? Lol

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Wizzle posted:

Holy poo poo. Literally. My 8-month-old brought home norovirus on his second day of day care. My wife and I spent 2 days making GBS threads ourselves and she used two sick days after just coming back from maternity leave.

haha yeah Lily's been getting my wife sick left and right since starting daycare but I remain unscathed lol at my wife so stupid

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Sever

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Don Tacorleone posted:

Hey op

Since you're done using your girlfriend, can I go next? I'd like to make a baby with her


JiveHonky posted:

how hard do you have to suck a womans boobs to make a baybe

back of the line jerkwads.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

Lol what's her full name Oliver hugandkiss? Lol

More like Oliver Hunt!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

More like Oliver Hunt!

Haha gross I just said it aloud

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
What if it's actually a girl?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What if it is a boy that identifies as a girl?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

get a paternity test

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Nice of you to give him a name that will get him beat to poo poo in school

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Teikanmi posted:

Nice of you to give him a name that will get him beat to poo poo in school
It is nice, actually. If he doesn't get beat up and poo poo on constantly in school how is he going to become a goon?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hey OP when a kid is an accident odds are theyre gonna grow up into being a lovely person. Have you tried to feed it a coat hanger yet?

www
Aug 4, 2010

sorry to hear that op

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


amityville anus posted:

Hey OP when a kid is an accident odds are theyre gonna grow up into being a lovely person. Have you tried to feed it a coat hanger yet?

we went through an abortion 3 years ago this isn't an accident :)

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

psychokitty posted:

i need my due credit for the "gayby" thing please
I enjoyed it, for what that's worth

Celluloid Sam posted:

we went through an abortion 3 years ago this isn't an accident :)

With the same kid? :eyepop:

Also congrats

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Wamdoodle posted:

I enjoyed it, for what that's worth


With the same kid? :eyepop:

Also congrats

yeah we just jammed that little sucker back in there

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

yeah we just jammed that little sucker back in there

That's what she said :grin:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Please buy your baby a forums account and make him post on here when he starts reading

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

Please buy your baby a forums account and make him post on here when he starts reading

Link him to my profile and say "you can do better than this, in fact, almost anyone can"

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Sheep-Goats posted:

Please buy your baby a forums account and make him post on here when he starts reading

this is how you learn him to read durr

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

psychokitty posted:

this is how you learn him to read durr

Then when it comes time for "The Talk" point him towards the Keyboard Goop thread.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

name your kid turok and collect that sweet $10k

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
how long is your gf planning to be a SAHM for

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

we went through an abortion 3 years ago this isn't an accident :)

Okay well as long as youre down with abortion youre alright in my book

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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Ok u made the one huge mistake, don't make a second one and get married

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