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In my experience the best part of having kids is when you love them really hard and they love you back and everything is nice and the worst part is when they like, barf.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:04
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You think your gf is a psycho bitch now, just wait until the thing comes out. It doesn't get better, it gets worse. The kid will be cute though. Best of luck.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:28
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proctorbot posted:You think your gf is a psycho bitch now, just wait until the thing comes out. It doesn't get better, it gets worse. The kid will be cute though. Best of luck. Uh actually I think Sid and his gf will grow closer and develop a much much stronger bond, over the baby.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:31
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we get along really well and love each other and both can't wait to be a family
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Aug 9, 2016 07:32
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It's cool to have a baby but it's also cool to share the experience of raising the baby w. the other parent who is also your bf or gf, because you get to share some amazing experiences with the one other person in the world to whom they mean as much as they do to you. I really like it. Some times my wife and I will just sit in the couch for a couple of hours at night talking and laughing about the cool stuff or kids said or did during the day and discuss how we're doing and what we're trying to do re: raising good people.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:33
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Celluloid Sam posted:we get along really well and love each other and both can't wait to be a family The weirdest thing about having a kid to me, at first, was finding out that it's possible to live in such a way where no matter how tired you get it doesn't matter because if you have to be awake then you're awake because it's impossible to go to sleep unless the baby is taken care of so you can sometimes be awake for like, 36 hours straight with nothing but 20 minute power naps and you will be half insane but keep going.
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Aug 9, 2016 07:34
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Cis have you considered what might happen if your child is homeless
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The Rage posted:Cis have you considered what might happen if your child is homeless i have a home though?
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Aug 9, 2016 07:39
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May your kid turn out to be less of an attention whore than your worthless self
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Aug 9, 2016 07:43
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lmao u mad
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Minimalist Program posted:The weirdest thing about having a kid to me, at first, was finding out that it's possible to live in such a way where no matter how tired you get it doesn't matter because if you have to be awake then you're awake because it's impossible to go to sleep unless the baby is taken care of so you can sometimes be awake for like, 36 hours straight with nothing but 20 minute power naps and you will be half insane but keep going. i loving love condoms
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Aug 9, 2016 07:43
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may your son grow to be a large son
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Aug 9, 2016 08:51
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it will dominate the earth and fertilize this gracious planet
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Aug 9, 2016 08:54
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Comgrats Sam I'm really looking fotward to your soon to be Dad Posting
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Aug 9, 2016 10:15
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What are you going to tell him SA is? I tell my nieces and nephews it's a videogame site, rather than the more pathetic truth
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Aug 9, 2016 10:17
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Congratulations Celluloid Sam. By simply knowing you have had sex I feel like I am a little bit closer to attaining "the sex" for myself. God bless.
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Aug 9, 2016 10:21
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This is a good opportunity for you to test if your ween size is up to snuff. You should be banging your gf while she's pregnant (just lol @ going for months without sex), and if the baby comes out retarded you can hi5 yourself for having a giant wang. If it comes out normal, for shame.
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Aug 9, 2016 10:21
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Congrats Celluloid Sam! I'm gonna be a father myself, my wife is due with our baby boy in September - exciting times Boys FTW
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Aug 9, 2016 11:54
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i am interested in the process whereupon she transfers her sole ownership to a joint agreement but im a romantic
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Aug 9, 2016 12:05
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Dad gay. So what?
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It's not too late to push her down the stairs, accidents happen all the time.
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KomodoWagon posted:This is a good opportunity for you to test if your ween size is up to snuff. You should be banging your gf while she's pregnant (just lol @ going for months without sex), and if the baby comes out retarded you can hi5 yourself for having a giant wang. If it comes out normal, for shame. poo poo, I just realized my dad has a giant wang. I did not want to know that. Gross.
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Aug 9, 2016 14:09
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Teach ur son to Make tech deck music videos on YouTube and we'll talk
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Aug 9, 2016 14:52
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I'm still worried about the girl sam talked to at the bus stop that one day, I'm convinced she's a home wrecker.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:May your kid turn out to be less of an attention whore than your worthless self SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED UGLYASS FACE OR I WILL SHUT IT FOR YOU
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Aug 9, 2016 16:14
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make sure to close your windows until your baby is old enough to defend itself or it could be stolen by rogues
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motherfucking rogues btw get a dna test
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Aug 9, 2016 16:35
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psychokitty posted:motherfucking rogues Yeah gotta show your girlfriend that you didn't have the kid with another woman
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DoctorCatapult posted:Yeah gotta show your girlfriend that you didn't have the kid with another woman no for the rogues dummy
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Aug 9, 2016 22:02
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psychokitty posted:no for the rogues dummy d'oh. I don't know much aboot rouges but then again, I am a rebard
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Aug 9, 2016 22:07
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may your bong overfloweth op
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dont worry the rogues dont usually want to keep the baby they just want to ransom it for your gems
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Celluloid Sam posted:I'm sure many of you are aware already that I am currently waiting on the birth of my first child. Well since a certain thread is no longer in GBS and a lot of lurky lous will not go where it is to check in on stuff I am making this thread. Today was the last ultrasound appointment and he is 7 lbs, she is at 37 weeks so he could realistically decide to come any time now. Here he is!
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Lollerich posted:Looks like poo poo. Like a literal actual poo poo caught inside someone's colon. Congratulations, I guess. rogue spotted
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Lollerich posted:Looks like poo poo. Like a literal actual poo poo caught inside someone's colon. Congratulations, I guess. Maybe some day a woman will let you put your smelly little weiner in her and you won't feel so hateful anymore 
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Aug 9, 2016 23:37
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:dont worry the rogues dont usually want to keep the baby they just want to ransom it for your gems Lol who is your broker? Baby stocks are up gems are down. Rogues are stealing gems now and ransoming it for babies!
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Aug 9, 2016 23:40
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Celluloid Sam posted:Maybe some day a woman will let you put your smelly little weiner in her and you won't feel so hateful anymore
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Aug 9, 2016 23:47
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Lollerich posted:It's not smelly, just malformed and misunderstood! One day it will fall off and become sentient and the you will have a mini Lollerich
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Minimalist Program posted:In my experience the best part of having kids is when you love them really hard and they love you back and everything is nice and the worst part is when they like, barf. When you have 10 minutes to get them up, diaper changed and dress and off to daycare and they surprise you with a smelly, goopy, wet, poop diaper and then immediately stick their hands in it manage to get it all over their body in the time it takes to blink and you have to add "bath" to the whole morning routine at the last minute so you're not bringing a child smeared with poop to daycare.
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