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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

What country are you from where you can get permanent disability from age 4 for a bit of brain damage without sterilization?

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Wendigee posted:

What country are you from where you can get permanent disability from age 4 for a bit of brain damage without sterilization?

what country does that happen in?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

what country does that happen in?

dot dot dot

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Aug 11, 2016

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Wendigee posted:

Whichever one Cid is from apparently... stitch together the threads.

i meant the sterilization bit but in any case i'm pretty sure he's a canuck or whatever those people call themselves

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i meant the sterilization bit but in any case i'm pretty sure he's a canuck or whatever those people call themselves

Oh no idea. I just figured sterilization was a good idea from an economic perspective....

Where are the cults of down's people that are polygamous and just going nuts having as many special people as possible? I assume they were sterilized after loving in the high school elevator (those doors opened... i can never unsee it).

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

those are some "interesting" thoughts, wendigee. not good ones, just "interesting."

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Can someone kick me in the head? I've already got a broken brain why do i have to work?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

satanic splash-back posted:

those are some "interesting" thoughts, wendigee. not good ones, just "interesting."

yeah they probably just had another kid missing a chromosome... good job SPED 16 year olds.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


children with down syndrome have an extra chromosome not a missing one

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Celluloid Sam posted:

children with down syndrome have an extra chromosome not a missing one

no offense meant Cid... honestly i'm jealous of your debilitating disease because i'm pretty sure I wouldn't notice a difference and I also wouldn't need to work anymore. I'm just asking for a hook up. Give me a ball peen in the right spot if you wouldn't mind.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Hello, Sid

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
I only read the first page so my understanding of the paternity thing is a little fuzzy but just in case it hasn't been said yet having/raising a kid is the worst thing for your finances, OP. Get a cat instead and when it dies in 10 years buy another one and repeat until you die.

Don't gently caress it up like a bunch of old ladies and buy multiple cats at once or you turn your house into a dangerous shitpile.] Just one cat at a time.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Congrats Oliver, I can't wait for baby Sam!

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
ew, gross. how offensive.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
How is babby formed, lol has ne1 said this yet i bet they have!

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I created a couple of babies Sid they are fun. Make sure to clean out all the poop Oliver WILL get in his weener creases.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


gently caress, thanks for the fetal porn jerk

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

What's it like having the responsibility of another human life approaching?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

Preserving for posterity and before I pass the motherfuck out.

I got work in a few hours, yo.

For posterity, please also preserve that on page one of this random guy's "plz buy me new itams" thread I offered to buy him his goddamn avatar back if he could be bothered to link whatever it was.
And all his forums buddies couldn't be assed to do a drat basic thing. So save your outrage - it demeans the goodness and joyful purity of goats everywhere.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Do It Once Right posted:

For posterity, please also preserve that on page one of this random guy's "plz buy me new itams" thread I offered to buy him his goddamn avatar back if he could be bothered to link whatever it was.
And all his forums buddies couldn't be assed to do a drat basic thing. So save your outrage - it demeans the goodness and joyful purity of goats everywhere.

Same

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Wendigee posted:

Whichever one Cid is from apparently... stitch together the threads.

Read the "Buy me No Man's Sky" thread to see Cid ask for a vidya game because he can't afford it on disability.... which he got at age 4 from a horse kicking him in the head.

See I'll buy him it when he gets married or w/e because he is my internet friend and is funny and I like him, you on the other hand seem to be a fuckman

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Captain Yossarian posted:

See I'll buy him it when he gets married or w/e because he is my internet friend and is funny and I like him, you on the other hand seem to be a fuckman

he's not going to have time, he'll be too busy cleaning up procedurally generated vomit and poo poo and preventing his kid from exploring the inside of an electric socket with a fork

by the time he gets around to NMS star citizen will be only a year or two from releasing

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Captain Yossarian posted:

See I'll buy him it when he gets married or w/e because he is my internet friend and is funny and I like him, you on the other hand seem to be a fuckman

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
hope he grows up liking large penis in his b-hole

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Good luck. Let me recommend a book on raising children that helped me a lot. Its called "A Modest Proposal"

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

gently caress da Mods posted:

hope he grows up liking large penis in his b-hole

loving rude

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Well Sam is having a gayby, so it's somewhat likely

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

congrats on the sex, and the babby op

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wendigee posted:

Whichever one Cid is from apparently... stitch together the threads.

Read the "Buy me No Man's Sky" thread to see Cid ask for a vidya game because he can't afford it on disability.... which he got at age 4 from a horse kicking him in the head.

Early disability is best disability. I envy people who have somehow tricked the government into giving them money.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

excuse me????

how is it rude to wish a baby grows up to be happily homosexual.

NOTIHNG WRONG WITH THAT YOU HETERONORMATIVE BITCH

STEP UP

STEP UP I WILL FIGHT UR rear end

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

gently caress da Mods posted:

excuse me????

how is it rude to wish a baby grows up to be happily homosexual.

NOTIHNG WRONG WITH THAT YOU HETERONORMATIVE BITCH

STEP UP

STEP UP I WILL FIGHT UR rear end

im straight

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Who is the father?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


theperminator posted:

Who is the father?

its me I had sex

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

its me I had sex

That's cool that you had sex but what does that have to do with a baby? :confused:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


OctoberBlues posted:

That's cool that you had sex but what does that have to do with a baby? :confused:

were you home schooled

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Celluloid Sam posted:

were you home schooled

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I don't see what that has to do with this

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wizzle posted:

When you have 10 minutes to get them up, diaper changed and dress and off to daycare and they surprise you with a smelly, goopy, wet, poop diaper and then immediately stick their hands in it manage to get it all over their body in the time it takes to blink and you have to add "bath" to the whole morning routine at the last minute so you're not bringing a child smeared with poop to daycare.

You need to plan better. Get ur PMP.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

how much say does the bull get in the name of the baby?

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


We both chose the first name and the middle name is the Finnish spelling of Michael which was the name of my best friend who passed away 10 years ago

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