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Urit posted:For you silicone wizards, if you know: how are wearable dongs dimensioned? I see them with something like 3 inches internal diameter, but the mean dong circumference when erect is around 5 inches. I presume the idea is to jam the junk in there and the silicone of the wearable stretches around it to fit? ...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk?
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More like junk for when you only have litter.
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Also, for when you want a dog dick for junk because your significant other is a freak but you've just got this boring human dick.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk? Yeah. They are usually called sleeves or sheaths. There's some freaky ones out there but also really cheap vanilla ones (think adding little bumps or ridges).
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MisterGoGo posted:Yep. Send me one there. Sorry for the delayed response, there was a death in the family and I've been dealing with wakes and funerals for a few days instead of making human organs in my basement. Sorry to hear that. I've sent you a message on YT. TooMuchAbstraction posted:...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk? Erika Moen from Oh Joy Sex Toy recently got annoyed at her husband for ordering a gigantic sleeve.  http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/colossus-and-ride-on/
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I got the fish.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk? Think more 'medical prosthetic for people with very small dicks' and you'll see the market. Of course there's furries, and otherkin, and just people with adventurous tastes out there, so it doesn't stop at that.
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The Repo Man posted:Sorry to hear that. I've sent you a message on YT.
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Well, I learned something today! Thanks for the explanations, all.
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kaschei posted:I'm mostly surprised that there's a sex toy reviewer whose vagina is too dainty for a 2¼" dildo. I thought that was the upper end of popular, not exclusively for size royalty. For comparison, a Coke can has a diameter of 2.6" / circumference of 8.1" 2.25" / 7" circ isn't really that small.
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I'm not sure I'd be super keen to shove a coke can up any of my orifices.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not sure I'd be super keen to shove a coke can up any of my orifices. shame, what would the goatman think of you? 
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Sheaths are totally a thing, sometimes just for the texture, not even the shape. And then you have the sheath's spiritual sister, the Feeldoe.RandomPauI posted:I got the fish. Awesome!
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not sure I'd be super keen to shove a coke can up any of my orifices. Your local emergency department thanks you in advance. Dildomancer posted:the Feeldoe. So that's what that thing is called.
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Liquid Communism posted:For comparison, a Coke can has a diameter of 2.6" / circumference of 8.1"
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I feel like "even a professional couldn't shove this thing up themselves" is a pretty telling review about it's usability.
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Sex doesn't make vaginas floppy, and having a "wide-set vagina" isn't a prerequisite for being a reviewer.
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I'm not saying reviewing toys should have loosened her up, it's just... like a food critic who not only doesn't like spicy food, but won't even eat anything hotter than a jalapeno. "This food looks great! See what you think of the taste, I only eat up to 8k scoville units." And you don't need a "wide-set" vagina, just a lot of foreplay and lube (and desire)
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kaschei posted:I'm not saying reviewing toys should have loosened her up, it's just... like a food critic who not only doesn't like spicy food, but won't even eat anything hotter than a jalapeno. "This food looks great! See what you think of the taste, I only eat up to 8k scoville units." You should maybe read a few more of their strips. They do a great job talking about how stuff works for a variety of body types, and go out of their way to point out that if something doesn't work for them specifically, it isn't necessarily a failure of that particular toy so much as the result of natural variation in the size and shape of humans. What your post is describing is like asking Goatman to review butt toys and expecting it to be useful to anyone who doesn't consider a pineapple foreplay. 
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to be honest, someone with a median-sized cooter (or, you know, butt) is probably the ideal toy reviewer who wants to read a rave review of something, order it, then find out it's unusably huge for them
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"It will not fit dammit! The path before me is clear now, I can see now that I must become the Goatman!"
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Liquid Communism posted:You should maybe read a few more of their strips. They do a great job talking about how stuff works for a variety of body types, and go out of their way to point out that if something doesn't work for them specifically, it isn't necessarily a failure of that particular toy so much as the result of natural variation in the size and shape of humans. Imagine if a food reviewer did that. "The food here was cold, over-salted, and greasy, but that is just how it was for my own palate and foodie experience. People with different tastes, experiences, and on different days may get a different experience! You may prefer different things than me! It isn't a failure of the cook or the restaurant, it just didn't do it for me." It makes all of her reviews so tepid.
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Oct 24, 2016 23:49
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Mouths aren't vaginas, who knew?
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kaschei posted:... like a food critic who not only doesn't like spicy food, but won't even eat anything hotter than a jalapeno. "This food looks great! See what you think of the taste, I only eat up to 8k scoville units." Every sex toy reviewer ever has specific things that won't work for them and they don't enjoy, just like regular people. And they're all open and clear about these preferences. Your posts about this are very strange.
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It is a whole lot more like attacking a car reviewer for not doing motorcycle reviews, because they feel motorcycles are too dangerous. That does not in any way undermine the car reviews. 
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Scudworth posted:Every sex toy reviewer ever has specific things that won't work for them and they don't enjoy, just like regular people. And they're all open and clear about these preferences. I guess its just one of those things I assume is a given with a reviewer of any medium, and beating that drum over and over with every review seems unnecessary and waters down the actual review. Metal Geir Skogul posted:Mouths aren't vaginas, who knew? I'm guessing the toy is too big for her mouth, too.
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I have a pretty large mouth and I can't fit a coke can into it. So, uh, unless she is a pelican I would hope it would be, yes. Like I'm just not sure that "is unable or unwilling to jam an elephant chode into her vag" is really a black mark against a sex toy reviewer. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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Welp, sorry the comic lead to a derail. I just thought it was an interesting strip, and they often have guests comics that cover topics outside of the creators knowledge.
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Lets talk about robo-pube comic next! http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3336
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Oct 25, 2016 02:53
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How about we goldmine it like it deserves and seems to have run its course?
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Carth Dookie posted:How about we goldmine it like it deserves and seems to have run its course?
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Carth Dookie posted:How about we goldmine it like it deserves and seems to have run its course? Agreed. Many thanks to Dildomancer for the fascinating thread.
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Thanks everyone, it's been fun  If you have any more questions, feel free to send me a PM!
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