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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Jor-El?

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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
as dead as krypton

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

"wwe gave me some money?"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It's incredible to me how they've managed to get Braun over while having him beat absolutely no one of consequence.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
How many takes do you thing Braun had to do for his entrance music.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This is so good

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I still want a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN vs All Local Competitors match at a PPV.

...or maybe the Royal Rumble of Jobbers.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
JOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

braun please never/always do the tongue thing

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Chokes McGee posted:

It's incredible to me how they've managed to get Braun over while having him beat absolutely no one of consequence.

have you forgotten The Big Guy already

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Jor-El just met his Kryptonite

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I love that Jorel gets an entrance theme that appears to be That One Guitar Riff Everyone Who Has Played Guitar For More Than A Year Knows

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Chokes McGee posted:

It's incredible to me how they've managed to get Braun over while having him beat absolutely no one of consequence.

The Power of Local Competitors

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
ahahaha the jobber gets an entrance

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
He gets his own entrance :3:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Because he's GAY

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
"I wouldn't bet on that" was a good line

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Brock Lesnar posted:

why hasnt some rich person recreated the coliseum games on some island with no laws and put it on ppv
It would probably have a higher mortality rate than the actual games

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
poor jorel

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Haha haha haha he just tosses him out of the ring.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
HM: Jorel Nelson vs Brawn Strowman 8/8/16

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Hahaha, tossed right out of the ring.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh poo poo I want a gif of that jobber being hurled out of the ring and flopping off the apron.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Braun rules

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

achillesforever6 posted:

It would probably have a higher mortality rate than the actual games

and it would make a ton of money, if i won the lottery its what i would do

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Chokes McGee posted:

It's incredible to me how they've managed to get Braun over while having him beat absolutely no one of consequence.

He's big, he beats up goofy little guys, he comes out to every Cannibal Corpse instrumental ever, what's not to love?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

oatgan posted:

she's had several concussions please give her a break

I haven't really been following the WWE threads much since the new brand split. Glad the Truth avatar has made a comeback. This Raw has been pretty ok so far. Braun Stroman looks even dumber than ever, though. Can't wait until they give him a real feud and nobody gives half a poo poo.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Carver Crisis posted:

ahahaha the jobber gets an entrance

thanks, vince

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"How do you stop Big Strongman?"

I don't know, maybe put him against a Not Jobber?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Nelson ragdolls like AJ

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i'll dock him a couple points for having a jaw but otherwise 8/10 jobbing would watch again

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
POP DADDY

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
:laffo: Puff Daddy gets booed

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

puff daddy?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I was afraid Mick almost said my special black friend P Diddy.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




So much awesome in that segment. I particularly love the fact that the ref has to push Braaaaaauuuunnnn into his own corner like "let the guy get in ring before you kill him please"

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
BRAUN STROWMAN def. JOREL LASTNAME -- ****1/2

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Mick Foley's personal friend Puffy Boy is here

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Must have been a bitch to find catering that provides finest Cambodian titty milks

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