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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

AARO posted:

i am very angry about the way you guys treated me. :(

Yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what sort of brutally insane ranking system would give the title of numberoneposter to a man that willingly eats catfish chips

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

well I feel neutral towards you as far as that goes in GBS, but would you answer me this: were you serious in how mad you got in your music thread after like 1 guy criticized you?
because as I said before I was enjoying your stuff up to that point but if you were serious, then as an artist I do not have any respect for you.

Literally 1 person has bought my music. I know no one (outside of BYOB) likes it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AARO posted:

(outside of BYOB)
DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER :byewhore:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Oh poo poo a BYOB poster got mad at GBS. I thought they were all chill there?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


so wait you're upset the music you are trying to shill on something awful the website notorious for running shysters and shills off hasn't sold well is that about the gist?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

heh

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

AARO posted:

Literally 1 person has bought my music. I know no one (outside of BYOB) likes it.
BYOB likes supermikhail's music.

e: or wait am I getting it confused with the music forum

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
This is a forum called General Bullshit on a website called Something Awful. And you see no problem with your business model?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

sing a song about how gay you are

i guarantee you GBS will love it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a real jerk posted:

sing a song about how gay you are

i guarantee you GBS will love it

Idk, everyone of those songs he posted were gay, and still, no one liked em.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

it's called cosplay you fuckin scrub :rolleyes:

:gizz:

I don't think I've ever cum this hard in my life.

loving Mount Vesuvius and poo poo.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
what compelled the OP to do this?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

AARO posted:

i am very angry about the way you guys treated me. :(

Look, serious post. I'm not sure how serious you are but listen to this. As an artist you have to be able to listen to criticism and use it to help you grow. You absolutely cannot have thin skin if you're going to try and sell your music. Especially here. I'm not sure if you noticed but the inmates run the asylum here. Maybe take it to No Music Discussion or the Musician's Lounge. I don't think GBS is the right kind of audience for this. I actually haven't even listened to your stuff.

Alright that's enough careposting.



Kill yrsfl

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Al Cowens posted:

what compelled the OP to do this?
the gay ghost of Thom Yorke

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

VendaGoat posted:

:gizz:

I don't think I've ever cum this hard in my life.

loving Mount Vesuvius and poo poo.

Oh word? How many people did you manage to take out?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I *am* vile

I'm the vilest of you all, you cunts, pieces of poo poo

I'm the roughest, toughest GBS poster around and y'all best not cross me or you'll see how bad it can get

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cumshot like a shotgun

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


vilerat died

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Celluloid Sam posted:

vilerat died

mods knew

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

a real jerk posted:

sing a song about how gay you are

i guarantee you GBS will love it

I got one I been workin on:

"Giiiirl, I don't wanna eat you from the back, don't wanna eat you from the back. I just want that nuuuuutsack" :banjo:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I got one I been workin on:

"Giiiirl, I don't wanna eat you from the back, don't wanna eat you from the back. I just want that nuuuuutsack" :banjo:

Sounds like it should be in E

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wamdoodle posted:

Oh word? How many people did you manage to take out?

I... I need to sleep first.

I....I'm so tired.

I think a part of my soul exited my body.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

:gizz:

I don't think I've ever cum this hard in my life.

loving Mount Vesuvius and poo poo.

my face irl rn:

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Al Cowens posted:

what compelled the OP to do this?

let us know after he PMs you

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
can someone post a link to his gay and bad music please i don't feel like sorting through his lovely post history

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna watch another ep of stranger things OR play some GTA V but i always end up playing it way longer than i should

or im just going to bust a nut myself and wake up early for a change

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

snakeandbake posted:

can someone post a link to his gay and bad music please i don't feel like sorting through his lovely post history

Uh, op, do us a solid, yeah.
Got my sennies on, I promise to stroke my stubble and say "yes yeeesss, I seee what the artist was trying to do here"...




Yeah, I saw that, guess the guy wants closure.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol why did you close your thread op

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
am i high/drunk (yes) or was this thread briefly closed

e: DAMMIT SID

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lmao drat dude are you the twin brother I absorbed in the womb

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

staberind posted:

Uh, op, do us a solid, yeah.
Got my sennies on, I promise to stroke my stubble and say "yes yeeesss, I seee what the artist was trying to do here"...




Yeah, I saw that, guess the guy wants closure.

I look at a Jackson pollok and all I see is a bunch of cum. :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I look at a Jackson pollok and all I see is a bunch of cum. :shrug:
clean your glasses off for once

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I look at a Jackson pollok and all I see is a bunch of cum. :shrug:

i think you're colorblind cuz all I see is PISSSSSS

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

anyone else think it's time to get Schwifty in here?

:boom:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

clean your glasses off for once

Sorry I'm a squirter jeez. :shrug:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I look at a Jackson pollok and all I see is a bunch of cum. :shrug:

Jackson Pollock posted:

Every good painter paints what he is.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I don't listen on the phone
to you whine
You came now there's something wrong
since the first time you came there's been something wrong
and the sun always shines better
I don't listen on the phone
to you whine

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

man I really hate this guy and he never sent me no God dang pm

Some day I will send you a PM with a list of places I do my laundyr.

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

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